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Stories Authors TeaOli
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TeaOli

Member Since 2011  |  33 Stories  |  Favorited by 36  |  101 Reviews Written  |  713 Review Responses

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Humor Romance Alternate Universe Action/Adventure Potions Under Duress 37,697 Words 10 Chapters Complete

Wrong Bettor

by TeaOli

62 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

There’s no such thing as Fate. The simplest acts can take you places you’d never predict. If life is like a game of craps, wrong bettors wager against the roll. Inspired by Wildcat’s Star Trek fic “A Roll of the Dice.” Written and posted with permission.

37,697 Words,  Started 10/08/2011,  Completed 04/08/2012

Humor Mystery/Suspense Romance Alternate Universe Action/Adventure Epilogue What Epilogue? SSHG_Exchange 11,849 Words 7 Chapters Complete

Hexed!

by TeaOli

52 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Severus Snape learns the hard way not to cross a half-giant. Hermione Granger gets caught in consequences of his gaffe.

11,849 Words,  Started 04/29/2013,  Completed 06/26/2013

Humor Mystery/Suspense Romance Alternate Universe Action/Adventure Potions Under Duress 38,402 Words 8 Chapters WIP

Lessons in Metempsychosis and Saṅsāra

by TeaOli

43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

After dying in the Shrieking Shack, Severus Snape is sent back so that he can learn to be a functional human being. In spite of the strides he appears to make, he and his very own “Clarence” know that it’s mostly window-dressing.

Hermione Granger doesn’t regret the choices she made during the war, but that doesn’t stop her seeking some sort of absolution for some of the consequences. If she could let go of her guilt, she might learn to believe she’s got abilities beyond being a swot.

38,402 Words,  Started 06/22/2012,  Updated 10/24/2013

Humor Romance Parody Potions Under Duress 5,499 Words 5 Chapters Complete

First Times

by TeaOli

35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus tries five times. Hermione helps.

5,499 Words,  Started 08/12/2011,  Completed 09/15/2011

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 3,215 Words 3 Chapters Complete

Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan

by TeaOli

22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Familiars get familiar with one another as they scheme regarding their companions’ relationship.

3,215 Words,  Started 07/28/2012,  Completed 11/26/2012

Angst Romance Drabble/100-Word Psychological GrangerSnape100 315 Words 2 Chapters Complete

The Only Ones Who Know

by TeaOli

16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Hermione and Severus are the only ones who remember what should have happened.

315 Words,  Started 10/09/2012,  Completed 10/09/2012

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 849 Words 2 Chapters WIP

Ollivander's Os

by TeaOli

15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

A young, hip (if a bit clueless) relative of Ollivander’s launches a line of comestibles called Ollivander’s Os. The line consists of foods and drinks packed into things they shouldn't be packed in, and each item is named after the food/drink plus the packing material. If you turn your nose up at box o’wine, then perhaps you’ve just been waiting for Tube o’Jam.

849 Words,  Started 06/03/2012,  Updated 06/03/2012

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 876 Words 1 Chapter Complete

AWWW

by TeaOli

14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Someone's been sending mystery parcels to George Weasley.

876 Words,  Started 01/08/2012,  Completed 01/08/2012

Humor Drabble/100-Word Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 248 Words 1 Chapter Complete

An Unexpected Glamour

by TeaOli

13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Fred and George have to test their potions on someone, don't they?

248 Words,  Started 10/07/2012,  Completed 10/07/2012

Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 575 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Knowi Tall Saves Dinner

by TeaOli

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

The secret is out: some of the familiars have many more talents than their witches and wizards are aware of.

575 Words,  Started 04/14/2013,  Completed 04/14/2013

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Drabble/100-Word Slash Epilogue What Epilogue? Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 833 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Weasley and the Beast

by TeaOli

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Ron Weasley wants to impress Hermione Granger, but Severus Snape is proving to be a disappointing nemesis.

833 Words,  Started 05/12/2013,  Completed 05/12/2013

Humor Parody Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 492 Words 1 Chapter Complete

One Wedding and Two Funerals: The Drabble

by TeaOli

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

When the Ministry of Magic institutes an innovative punishment for surviving Death Eaters, Lucius Malfoy finds himself landed with a new bride.

492 Words,  Started 12/25/2011,  Completed 12/25/2011

Angst Romance Alternate Universe Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 498 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Righteous Act of Stupidity

by TeaOli

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

A voice calls to Hermione, feeding her ego and asking her to make a choice that could have disastrous consequences.

498 Words,  Started 10/15/2012,  Completed 10/15/2012

Mystery/Suspense Romance Alternate Universe Action/Adventure SSHG_Exchange 6,998 Words 3 Chapters Complete

The Perils of Watching the Paint Dry Whilst Stranded Without a Wand With Rain. Rain and Rain and Rain. And More Rain

by TeaOli

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Stuck without their wands, watching paint dry, during a seemingly endless rain, what can a witch and wizard do?

6,998 Words,  Started 03/16/2013,  Completed 04/04/2013

Drama Drabble/100-Word HPCon_Envy 560 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Certainty

by TeaOli

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

When in doubt, further investigation is required.

560 Words,  Started 07/16/2012,  Completed 07/16/2012

Drama Romance Alternate Universe Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 203 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Practically Perfect in Every Way

by TeaOli

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

A courtship continues, but one party has cold feet.

203 Words,  Started 03/10/2013,  Completed 03/10/2013

Angst Romance Drabble/100-Word Horror Psychological Saturday Night Drabbles 269 Words 2 Chapters Complete

Burning

by TeaOli

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Severus employs a unique approach to helping Minerva forget the past.

269 Words,  Started 03/03/2013,  Completed 03/03/2013

Humor Mystery/Suspense General Action/Adventure Drabble/100-Word Review-A-Thon 849 Words 1 Chapter Complete

An Un-Familiar Tail

by TeaOli

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

A loyal Hogwarts house-elf works for the greater good.

849 Words,  Started 08/10/2013,  Completed 08/10/2013

Drama Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 2,789 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Chance Met

by TeaOli

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

An ultimately prescient encounter from her sixth year catches up with Hermione Granger.

2,789 Words,  Started 04/22/2012,  Completed 04/22/2012

Humor Erotica Alternate Universe Drabble/100-Word Slash Epilogue What Epilogue? Saturday Night Drabbles 410 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Bit of Discretion

by TeaOli

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Dr Bette Granger doesn’t usually regret not having pursued a medical degree. (This is another RW/SS/HG fic.)

410 Words,  Started 06/23/2013,  Completed 06/23/2013

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 286 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Moonlight and Shadow

by TeaOli

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

His love was like moonlight and shadow.

286 Words,  Started 03/11/2012,  Completed 03/11/2012

Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 125 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Anticipation

by TeaOli

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Arthur waits to Floo home.

125 Words,  Started 02/19/2012,  Completed 02/19/2012

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 123 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Not So Different

by TeaOli

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Online dating comes to the wizarding world.

123 Words,  Started 12/22/2012,  Completed 12/22/2012

Angst Romance Drabble/100-Word Psychological Hogwarts Castle 576 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Mad About You

by TeaOli

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

She had been his everything; this place where she’d lived had been everyplace he needed to be.

576 Words,  Started 07/08/2012,  Completed 07/08/2012

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 335 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Next Generation

by TeaOli

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

The sins of the fathers...

335 Words,  Started 07/26/2012,  Completed 07/26/2012

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