Thanks! That particular passage was really fun to write.

You write Augusta in a really fun and crass sort of way - which kind of fleshes out my idea of how she and Minerva would get along, as well as get into tiffs - since they apparently went to school together. Anyhoo - was quite funny, your yarn - glad I stumbled upon it!

Thanks! That particular passage was really fun to write.

You write Augusta in a really fun and crass sort of way - which kind of fleshes out my idea of how she and Minerva would get along, as well as get into tiffs - since they apparently went to school together. Anyhoo - was quite funny, your yarn - glad I stumbled upon it!

Exactly! No man should have to endure that. I'd rather face Nagini and You-Know-Who all over again, to tell the absolute truth. But as to the sausages.... really? Surely you aren't taken in by every bloke with a pretty face and a a big hunk of meat?

 depends on what kind of sausages they are...chipolatas are a no no!

Exactly! No man should have to endure that. I'd rather face Nagini and You-Know-Who all over again, to tell the absolute truth. But as to the sausages.... really? Surely you aren't taken in by every bloke with a pretty face and a a big hunk of meat?

 depends on what kind of sausages they are...chipolatas are a no no!

Dearest Sunny, you need only sample my sausage and judge for yourself. Say the word, darling. I'm more than happy to share.

What I'd like to know is what is is like sliced thinly, grilled, and served with tomato relish?

You are the evilest of women, Sunny. I like that. And perhaps the experience would be worth it, if you were the one wielding the... scalpel. Of course, I'll also expect that you'll provide an appropriate restorative potion...

Dearest Sunny, you need only sample my sausage and judge for yourself. Say the word, darling. I'm more than happy to share.

What I'd like to know is what is is like sliced thinly, grilled, and served with tomato relish?

You are the evilest of women, Sunny. I like that. And perhaps the experience would be worth it, if you were the one wielding the... scalpel. Of course, I'll also expect that you'll provide an appropriate restorative potion...

Yeah, well – well, you get a sudden vision of your gran's bits, and see if you still feel like a giggle! Of course I went green!

Yeah, well – well, you get a sudden vision of your gran's bits, and see if you still feel like a giggle! Of course I went green!

I imagine war, chopping the head of a magical mutant snake, and falling in love all might change man. Our Neville's stil shy and quiet (and a bit too much under Gran's thumb), but now he knows he's brave.... I'm not "under Gran's thumb"! Just because a bloke respects his elders, doesn'—

I imagine war, chopping the head of a magical mutant snake, and falling in love all might change man. Our Neville's stil shy and quiet (and a bit too much under Gran's thumb), but now he knows he's brave.... I'm not "under Gran's thumb"! Just because a bloke respects his elders, doesn'—

Darling, once you taste my... wares, I assure you, you'll never want for anything but... more of my wares.

Darling, once you taste my... wares, I assure you, you'll never want for anything but... more of my wares.

Oh, but Sunny. You don't mind me calling you "Sunny" do you? Sunny, dear, just wait until you taste my sausage. Darling, you haven't lived till you've had sausage in a box.

Can't hardly wait. : P

You only have to write it for me, darling.

Tea says: I have to apologise, for Galahad. He's a bit hard for me to handle.  Please, since this story is a round robin, I invite you to try to tame him after Chapter Two has been posted.

Oh, but Sunny. You don't mind me calling you "Sunny" do you? Sunny, dear, just wait until you taste my sausage. Darling, you haven't lived till you've had sausage in a box.

Can't hardly wait. : P

You only have to write it for me, darling.

Tea says: I have to apologise, for Galahad. He's a bit hard for me to handle.  Please, since this story is a round robin, I invite you to try to tame him after Chapter Two has been posted.

Shhh. Care now. Looks as though those two lads have been answering my rev—You are a lady with lovely feet, so I shall forgive you this time. But please remember that Galahad Octavius Ulysses Randolph Magnus Abram Nathaniel Damien is respected Ollivander name, and I am proud to be the sixth in my line to bea—Shut up, you prat. No one cares about your poncey names or where you put your disgusting sausages. And stay away from my—Oh dear. See what you stirred up, Lyn?

LOLOLOL! Now how many anti-clockwise turns will it take for more trouble to be stirred up? ;)

Shhh. Care now. Looks as though those two lads have been answering my rev—You are a lady with lovely feet, so I shall forgive you this time. But please remember that Galahad Octavius Ulysses Randolph Magnus Abram Nathaniel Damien is respected Ollivander name, and I am proud to be the sixth in my line to bea—Shut up, you prat. No one cares about your poncey names or where you put your disgusting sausages. And stay away from my—Oh dear. See what you stirred up, Lyn?

LOLOLOL! Now how many anti-clockwise turns will it take for more trouble to be stirred up? ;)

Jealous, smealous! Can't you see what a prat that "Gourmand" is? Gran and Hannah might have been taken in, but I haven't.If only I still had my sword...

Jealous, smealous! Can't you see what a prat that "Gourmand" is? Gran and Hannah might have been taken in, but I haven't.If only I still had my sword...

Her head might have been a bit turned by "Gourmand's", er, charm. :P

Her head might have been a bit turned by "Gourmand's", er, charm. :P

Some would say that he is awful!

Some would say that he is awful!