What Snape Does When TPP is Down
Southern_Witch_6950 Reviews | 50 Ratings, 0 Likes, 14 Favorites )
Snape knows exactly how you feel when you can't log in to The Petulant Poetess.
Start ReadingChapters (1)
About Southern_Witch_69
Author
Southern_Witch_69
Member Since 2005 | 144 Stories | Favorited by 1,103 | 2,209 Reviews Written | 5,450 Review Responses
I adore the world of HP. 
Thanks for stopping by. I'm off to stir my cauldron.
Reviews for What Snape Does When TPP is Down
O 
M G . Just loved the username and password. 
that was frickin hilarious. loved it
Too, too funny! Almost as bad as reading a chapter and getting ready to review and then realizing you're not logged in. :-)
This is sooo funny. I'd love to see BigBadPotionsDaddy write his own stuff - perhaps his version of Hogwars: A Recent History or fiction with the villians being ScarBoy and DredRedHead. And his work reviewed by Hairbush, TartanQueen, Wolfman and others.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
Oohh, these are all good. I shall have to think hard on this. Bwahahahah
fob(fell off bed)roflmfao, husband and teenage son had to come check on me to see what the matter was, made quite the racket when I fell, *tears streaming down face* not hurt, laptop still perched on bed and ok too. I knew this was going to be a really good one, I just had the feeling, i love the login and password, really cracked me up too good. I just love it when you can make my whole day, I really needed that laugh. Thank you so much, your one of my favorite writers. 
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
LOL I'm so glad that you've enjoyed this little shortie. Hehe :)
OMG!!! bigbadpotionsdaddy???!!!! love it! thanks
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
lol!! You're very welcome. :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
lol!! You're very welcome. :)
Had to read it again. Only cuz' I liked it so much!
Heehee!! Loves it!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
LOL thanks!
Hm... SiteOpenikus. Nowikus. Orelseikus!I'm going to have to try that next time!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
Let me know how it workikuses. :)
ROTFL. This is so funny, SW. I adore the spells and think I may try them on my children *evil cackle. And his penname and password, priceless!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
Grin! thanks, mate :)
ROTFLOL!
Orelseikus!
~As per Ministry Decree SW:69
Just as he moved his wand destroy the computer entirely...
And the penname and password-Too funny!!
Excellent- thank you for a wonderful day brightner.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
Hehehehe Thanks! :) Glad you enjoyed
LMAO!!! "SiteOpenikus. Nowikus. Orelseikus!" Oh my God! That was brilliant! LOL! And his password too... :POh dear... *wipes tears* Good one, SW, good one...
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
LOL... Such funikus! :)
And here I was blaming my backwards, dial-up-linked computer the other night when I couldn't log on! But if BigBadPotionsDaddy (who must start writing his own stories!) can't even manage it himself with magic (SiteOpenikus. Nowikus. Orelseikus!) then who am I? I shall have to remember this the next time technology keeps me from my TPP fix, because you know I am hopelessly addicted!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
He totally should write something. Good idea. ~hmmm, ponders~
Response from Elise_Wanderer (Reviewer)
Because, as you know, once one starts to write, the reviews alone are addictive....
ROTFLMAO! This was hysterical!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
teehee! Thanks for reading.
Love the password. I might use it as well.... spankssnape4pleasure. 
Btw, what do you think.... How many readers went to the members list to look for the Big Bad Potions Daddy?
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
Bwahahaha... I wonder now that you say that. Teehee Perhaps we should invent him. :)
I know how he feels...I have to have my daily doseage of petulant poetess! And Severus, don't worry we all expect you sexy thing over the "redheaded tosser"
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
We certainly do. ~kicks ickle ronniekins to the side~
OMG that's tickled me pink!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
Pink, it's my new favorite color--Aerosmith:)
Very funny! Poor old Severus, I can just imagine the frustration!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
Me too! Hate when I can't get on, for whatever reason. :)
LOL! I love this... Now, go write what Hermione does when she wants to access PetulantPoetess!*hug*~Lotm
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
I really should. Hahaha
Absolutely wonderful. You made me grin like mad and my collegues think I'm crazy. Wonderful - especially penname and password :-))
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
Hahaha! Too funny.~psst, look at her, she's grinning like mad!~
I absolutely love it. Especially the "personnal information".
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
~nod~ Hehehe THanks!
Ha ha ha LMAO. His password is perfect. Ah even great wizards can't get access, that makes me feel better.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
Hahaha! :)
Fantastic, I enjoy the thougth of Snape reading through all the fics about him:-))
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
So do I. I love when I come across a story likethat.
SO brilliantly funny! I enjoyed this on Potter Place during the Petulatn Poetess blackout, and am delighted to see it posted here. Although I hope he doesn't REALLY spank Hermione. Doesn't sound like fun at all! I want to see the sequel, where Hermione gets on her computer and writes another chapter of her story. Or (this is better still) reads her latest reviews from BigBad PotionsDaddy. Maybe Harry or Minerva are also writing fan fiction, or reading it.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)
I'm thinking some love taps... (nothing painful, else she'd kick his arse). Bwahahahha~should consider something else to go with it~