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What Snape Does When TPP is Down

1: Potter Place Boredom

What Snape Does When TPP is Down

Southern_Witch_69

50 Reviews   |   50 Ratings, 0 Likes, 14 Favorites )

Humor Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 401 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Severus Snape

Snape knows exactly how you feel when you can't log in to The Petulant Poetess.

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Chapter 1: Potter Place Boredom


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Member Since 2005  |  144 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,103  |  2,209 Reviews Written  |  5,450 Review Responses

I adore the world of HP.



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Reviews for What Snape Does When TPP is Down

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10/10

amsev

OMG. LOL!!!!!!! Excellent!  Now what's going to happen if Snape should start writing fiction?

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

snerk. We shall have to explore this.

10/10

beaweasley2

Loved this when you  posted it on Potter_Place and still got a laugh. Love the user name and password!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

Muahahahaha

9/10

wilder0511

Cute, and funny. I found it funny that most of the magic words ended in ikus.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

Teehee... Thanks! Silly SW

0/10

RedOrchid

Love the fake Latin. "orelseikus" LOL!Good stuff!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

LOL Thanks!

9/10

kyriaofdelphi

Just like a man, assume it is someone else's fault because you didn't read the screen correctly. Loved it. Thanks.  Don't think I would have used my spell on this particular Severus though.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

Uhhuh, men!

10/10

kittylefish

"SiteOpenikus. Nowikus. Orelseikus!"

i tried something like that myself; it did not work for me either. : ( at least if/when this happens again (never i hope!) i can think of this silliness and try to smile through the pain. : )

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

LOL Thanks! Oh, man, and it was so scary b/c the page was like lost completely it seemed. Hahaha.

9/10

sinbad

ROFLOL! Way too funny!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

Thanks!

0/10

inthedesk

Well done.  Love his login.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

Thanks!

10/10

remy

Oh. My. Gawd.  "It's Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant!" - Yzma (Emp's New Groove)When it did go down I was very confused and wondered what on earth was I going to do with my free hour on the 'net...lol

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

LOL Thanks! :) Yeah, you don't know how much you're used to something till it's gone.

0/10

ofelia

Bravo!!! Well said!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

thanks!

8/10

ozarkmoon

I snorted so loudly upon reading Snape's password that I woke the cat up. It is now your fault I am typing with a grey-furred neck and shoulder scarf!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

LOL... "Love the scarf, darling!"

10/10

Katie616

I laughed soooo hard!That was totally hilarious! I love his penname and password. Total humor genius right there.Thanks!!!~Katie

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

Thanks! LOL

10/10

blue artemis

Hee. 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

 :)

10/10

harrypotterwanter

I definitely enjoyed his penname and password. Definitely a Sexy Severus thing to do. I wonder what he'd do if he read a story where Hermione actually did choose that redheaded git Ron. Maybe he'd need the real Hermione to comfort him (though I doubt he'd tell her what's got him down). Very cute drabble.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

Lord, he'd be annoyed, I think. We'll have to keep him from the hg/rw archives!!

10/10

irishredlass

Oh SW you slay me!  I can only imagine the mood you must have been in to come up with this one.  Irish

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

I'm so silly sometimes. :)

0/10

MollysSister

You are so damn funny! Spankshermione4fun!!!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

:) Thanks Teehee

10/10

SS Lupin

Best username and password ever. :-)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

Thanks! :)

0/10

baseballbabe122

Teeheehee.  That's cute. I enjoyed it very much.  :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

Thank you! Glad you liked it.

10/10

togspled

Hahahahaha!!! brilliant!!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

thanks!

10/10

barbied011

LOL...Cute.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

thank you

0/10

sunny33

ROFL!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

~grin~

10/10

oscarxena

Please, please, please...set up the login with the password and have random artwork or fic pop up! It could be a treat for loyal members!!! PS. I yelled at my hubby and told him he messed up my computer when the site wouldn't come up. I never told him it was the server because I'm still having him make up to me for touching my stuff.....Sev would be proud!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

LOL Whoopsies. ~Grin~We should do something with Snape like that. ahahaha

0/10

mikimoto

A Gigantic, Huge, COLOSSAL Thanks for those who worked to get the site back up.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

Thank you for reading here. :)

10/10

notsosaintly

Tell me about it.  I tried hexing the phone, but that damn message kept playing over and over in my ear: We are currently experiencing heavy call volume. Please stay on the line. You may also visit our website to find the answer to your question if you do not wish to wait.  (If only it had been that easy.)BigBadPotionsDaddy?  SpanksHermione4Fun?   I can see a couple hundred people trying that login right now.  *snerk*(Rating is for story, not the blasted outage; though it did inspire frivolity. For that, I may increase my fault ratio a tad (not too much, thanks) if only to take some credit for the inspiration. Mwahahahaha!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

LOL :) Bloody outage! Hahaha! Glad you liked it. And bad Snapiekins for sniggering about the pink-haired Poetess!

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

*primps hair*  Well, at least he notices!

10/10

karelia

Muahaha! Awesome. Simply awesome!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of What Snape Does When TPP is Down)

thank you, beautiful :)

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