Humor

An Allowable Deduction

by StormySkize

Hermione, now working for the Ministry, has an interesting encounter with Lucius Malfoy.

3,041 Words,  Started 02/11/2007,  Completed 02/11/2007

Expecto Patronum!

by Moreteadk

Severus finally gets to teach DADA. Preparations for the class aren't really going entirely as he could have hoped.

2,891 Words,  Started 07/04/2008,  Completed 07/04/2008

April’s Fools

by Pearle

April Fool’s Day is supposed to be peppered with harmless jokes and pranks designed to bring a smile to the faces of pranksters and those pranked, alike. And while the idea of pulling a joke on the dour Potions master is never a good idea, looking at Hermione, Harry had to wonder just where the joke had gone wrong? Oneshot; DH compliant - but definitely EWE.

A response to the challenge issued in the story “Snape’s Laughter” by whysnapesmiles. The story and rules can be found here: Click me.

966 Words,  Started 04/01/2008,  Completed 04/01/2008

Snape & Sympathy

by Ladymage Samiko

When Hermione realizes that her relationship is going nowhere, she chooses to drown her irritation in coffee and a book. She ends up running into the one person who has no compunction about making his opinions known—and for once, doesn't mind listening to her own. But why is he paying her any attention at all?

4,188 Words,  Started 01/25/2010,  Completed 01/25/2010

Unexpected Events

by Ladymage Samiko

After all is said and done, Hermione finds herself pregnant and alone. But with an unexpected twist or two, there is still the opportunity for happily-ever-after… (For the GS100 'child' challenge)

1,331 Words,  Started 08/20/2008,  Completed 08/20/2008

Pearl Button

by Savva

Hermione's genuine smile of delight had surprised Severus. She was happy to see him... Hmm... How very odd and disconcerting. Highly disconcerting indeed. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and one naughty, naughty pearl button.

4,433 Words,  Started 01/20/2011,  Completed 10/07/2011

Of Fathers And Their Children

by chivalric

Fluffy, light-hearted little Easter sequel to "At All Costs." Snape and Lupin are sitting in the garden and watch their children play when an Easter bunny hops along.

2,641 Words,  Started 03/20/2008,  Completed 03/20/2008

Quite Enchanting

by selinabln

The Golden Trio celebrates its graduation. Dumbledore has one of his special ideas for the ball, while his Potions master is not happy at all that his participation is highly expected; and soon certain secrets will be revealed. A little piece of fluff.

10,020 Words,  Started 03/09/2008,  Updated 05/08/2008

Ferveo Vestis!

by PlaidPooka

A response to WIKTT's "Pasionate Trousers" challenge. Basically, an amusing excuse for blatant smut!

3,018 Words,  Started 04/07/2005,  Completed 04/07/2005

Cute As A Button

by Tarah_Fae

Hermione is away at a Charms convention and Severus has to take care of their child - will he cope? Answer to SASS's Baby Sitting Challenge.

5,627 Words,  Started 04/19/2005,  Completed 04/27/2005

The Butterfly Effect

by Pearle

Why is Professor Snape clutching his forearm in pain? Has the Dark Lord risen again? Those seated at the High Table are left to wonder that very question as they witness Severus’ hurried exit from the Great Hall. Oneshot; DH compliant – but definitely EWE.

A response based on a mini-challenge by CharmedForce at Potter Place. Write a story based on the Butterfly Effect (i.e. a butterfly in China beating its wings causing a tornado in the Midwest).

1,400 Words,  Started 04/18/2008,  Completed 04/18/2008

Till Death Do Us Part

by ayerf

Hermione and Severus have marriage troubles. The only way out is death … Or is it?

1,365 Words,  Started 05/14/2008,  Completed 05/14/2008

Behind the Times

by Ladymage Samiko

“I will not be coerced or manipulated!” Hermione screeched at her companion.

431 Words,  Started 08/26/2011,  Completed 09/21/2011

Without Christmas...

by chivalric

Father Christmas is drunk, and that on Christmas Eve. Naturally, someone has to take his place, because without Christmas, the world will drown in darkness.

8,264 Words,  Started 12/15/2008,  Completed 12/15/2008

Coffee?

by scaranda

Severus enlists the help of some of the Hogwarts ladies in finding a cup of coffee to his taste.

531 Words,  Started 09/14/2011,  Completed 09/14/2011

'R' Toys Us?

by tonksinger

Severus catches Hermione playing with her toy...

3,428 Words,  Started 04/02/2009,  Completed 06/17/2009

Youthful Follies Exposed

by amsev

One-shot response to the "Perils of Veritaserum" challenge at grangersnape100. A/N: A small experiment in writing wholly in the present tense.

100 Words,  Started 05/22/2007,  Completed 05/22/2007

Finally, You and I and?

by Corazon

Hermione is applying for a job at Hogwarts but must pass the ultimate test - Severus Snape.

3,953 Words,  Started 05/25/2005,  Completed 05/25/2005

Liquid Courage

by sshg316

Severus Snape has a cold. What happens when he takes a Muggle cold remedy? A short, humorous drabble series.

848 Words,  Started 03/02/2007,  Completed 03/02/2007

Watching

by sunny33

Snape's thoughts on watching the Golden Trio have a water fight.

493 Words,  Started 04/19/2009,  Completed 04/19/2009

Regrets, Remorse and Resurrection

by magalena

A long drabble series written for the SeverusBigBangBirthdayBash. Severus Snape has lived in seclusion for the past twenty years, separate from the rest of the Wizarding world, in self imposed isolation. Now, he's been tracked down by Hermione Granger with a message and request from an old colleague.

4,893 Words,  Started 01/31/2010,  Completed 02/13/2010

Cassandra Wept

by PlaidPooka

Written pre-HBP. Sybill Trelawney seems to have managed a third prophecy at last. How will the Potions master react to being the subject of her public display of divination?

4,243 Words,  Started 08/20/2005,  Completed 08/20/2005

Good Luck, Mr Snape

by Moreteadk

Severus tries to make Hermione's first time as memorable as he can. Unfortunately he will never be able to forget it.

3,726 Words,  Started 01/04/2009,  Completed 01/04/2009

Wedding Bells

by chivalric

Wedding bells do ring, but someone in the back row has something to say.

1,828 Words,  Started 12/11/2007,  Completed 12/11/2007

The Golden Ring

by Pervelicious

Severus Snape finds that all is not as it seems in the Forest of Dean.

10,862 Words,  Started 04/01/2009,  Completed 04/01/2009