Ha!  This was good!  Though I do love these Happily Ever After stories, life is never Happily Ever After.  And if these two ever decided to kill one another, it'd be brilliant and terrifying.  Good plan, happy reconciliation, and a nice spot of humor to send us off with a grin.  Good job!

oh! very devious! nice twist! well, at least they made up, for what it's worth.

Divorce Italian style taking the wrong turn ... brillant!The entertained reader thanks the writer for sharing this gem.

I must have read this one before else where. It was still funny the second time around! Thank goodness they arent trying to kill eachother anymore.

Wow...that was a mistake...how funny...I think the house elves konw more then they think

oopsie, wrong wine!

Brilliant! Wicked! Insanely funny!Very well written. 

What an ending. That has to be one of those "oops" moments.

Oh, ROFLMAO!! Let's hope the Potions master has an antidote...

I wonder if Winky did this on purpose: maybe they aren't so clever and the house-elves did know after all.

Hee. Darkly funny. 

Haha...happily neverafter!  Fun, witty, and so ironic.  At least they got laid one last time.  ;) 

LOL!  Well done  :)

I think the word 'oops' fits in nicely here! Cool fic, nicely done. Cheers!

Oh oh - that's not good for them. But oh so wonderful for us!

I can't decide whether I should laugh, or be shocked or cry or. . . something else. *is baffled* *decides to laugh*Hawhawhawhawhawhaw! *guffaws*I really liked this story, even if it did have a little bit of an. . . odd. . . ending. Anyway, thank you for sharing this lovely piece of writing with me and everyone else!~Katie

Oh, how very "War of the Roses"!  And what a wickedly ironic ending!  Let us hope they can each produce the requisite antidote (probably a different one for each glass, and which one did each drink?) in time to truly celebrate their new-found detente!  Nicely done!

Miss Spewy Wife is hysterical!  At the end I wondered if Winky was trying to kill them both.  Brilliant!

lack of sex oftin leads to thoughts of murder

Not only was the ending fantastic, but you also did what few people will: Hypothesize that perhaps "happily ever after" for Severus and Hermione isn't a given. Great job, it was witty and intriguing.

Author's Response: Thank you very much! Although the credit for that rare hypothesis of not-so-happily-ever-after goes to Septentrion. I just did the best I could with the prompt I was given.

Very nice! Absolutely loved it. I thought te words you sued were good, along with the complicated but not too complicated grammar. Hee hee hee... oh dear..? Serves them right for trying to murder one another! Although they do say there is a thin line between love and hate.

P.S. I love hate pies. Scottish folk should get this, but incase you aren't Scots (or you're stupid), when Scottish folk say 'hate' in conjunction with a food, it usually means "hot" instead of we "hate". So I used love and hate in the same sentence right next to one another! Get it...? No...? I tried so hard!!

LOL, oh I love it! What a wonderful prompt, and you, as always, rose spectactularly to the challenge! I had visions of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" running through my head when I read the prompt.

That was great!  The ending totally superb.  too much fun!

What an ending...BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I like the way you followed the prompt giving it a twist at the end that I didn't expect, serves them both right for trying to kill each other I suppose. Is it possible Winky knew what she was doing? Good story.