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'R' Toys Us?
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Hiya. I'm tonksinger, mostly former author. I don't expect I'll be writing any more fanfiction, but I invite you to enjoy the stories posted here.
Reviews for 'R' Toys Us?
Great story!
Not bad, I think him turning her own toy on her is very much something he'd do lol.
Oh that definitely puts a new spin on "TGIF" :D
Oh the possibilities..... (whew, wipes brow)
Muhahaha. I don't think you can get better revenge than that .
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Yup. Poor, poor Hermione, the victim of her wicked man... :p
How delightfully evil and wonderful all at the same time! Just the thing to erase the woes of Percy Weasley from someone's day... And it sounds as thought there might be a third installment to this series of vignettes in the future. If so, I look forward to reading it. Well done!
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Thank you! No third installment is planned, but more smut will probably appear--it seems to be a result of my being separated from the BF for a month so far, with two to go.
Oh, that was nice! And how funny that Severus went from royally pissed off to completely turned on in less than ten minutes! Once the guy starts thinking with the "other head", all bets are off... I look forward to reading about the "possibilities" in the next chapter...
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Thank you! Men are funny about vibrators, so I wanted to explore some of the possibilities of changing their minds.
lmao.... this is like an up to date sex manual! Do you work for Ann Summers, because if not, you should send in the fic as your CV!!
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Ironically enough, I am actually going to talk to them about being a representative when I get back to Ireland. Needz job. Thanks!
revenge. he could not leave it at that, the other night. could he.At least he made it nice for her.such a revenge is bearable, I guess.And he has taste, the bedroom must have been a dream!and the rest, I think, too.
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Revenge plus sex toy usually equals fun. Thank you!
Very nice!! I wonder what the inspiration for this was? :D
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
*innocent look* No idea. *hugs*
Indeed! How come there are no real men like Severus Snape? If we can imagine him, can any man who wants to be the god of love imagine how to be him? Maybe some men do. Who are they and how could we get more men to be that way. Oh,... and they have to be totally turned on by over weight, middle aged women. If they only knew what they are missing. Worship, constant access to creative sex, good cooking. Wait. Some wives give that and more for nothing. I'm not one of them, but the little hubby has been broken for 30 years so I'm not feeling guilty about it. He knew what he was signing up for; a 70's bred feminist and he agreed to it. I didn't agree to be celebate my entire adult life. Too bad that's not in the vows. There'd be a sure breach of contract. Well, never mind about my little problems. I'm on to find more surceace from pain in the PPT archieves.
I liked it!!! He's lucky she didn't use it on him. If she had been a Slytherin she would have at least made him afraid she would, for his cheek and snark. That's for another story perhaps. Good job, tonksinger!
lol maybe you should consider that third chapter and include that very interesting place *evil smirk*
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Well, if you'd like something with Severus and his very interestin place, my story "Against the Ropes" might satisfy. Not a sequel to the "toy stories", but along some of the same lines. And you never know, I might make a big series of sex toy smut.
Great smut!! Thanks!
Hawt!!
"It was an idea to remember for another day. "
OKI'LLREADTHATNOWPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
OMG tonksinger, I totally needed this today. I was reading a really angsty fic and needed a pick-me-up, and there you were! This was such a fun fic and I seriously just wanted to thank you! Much Love ~ Brena
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
I'm glad I could help! A vibr--*cough* I mean, a smutty fic is how I like to unwind, too!
I am glad Hermione was able to urge him to reconsider his position (ahem) on toys.
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
She's very good at making Severus come to terms with all sorts of positions. He, of course, has a way of flipping things around... heheh...
oh yes, toys "r" us.. *grin*no substitute, just a little helpful.. I wonder how Severus could know this muggle-thing. well, now he knows it a little better. "...after the worst of the post-orgasmic brain failure had worn off,..." wonderful description
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Thank you! Brain failure is exactly what happens post-orgasm. It's just "Wheee! Happy feelings!... guh?"
Mmmh, very nice!! I'm looking forward to the next one!
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Thank you! It'll be up at some point, between bouts of studying.
Oh how he went from furious, to the fact that it might be intriguing to a full on display was so funny! And when she used both him and the vibrator - he was so deliciously tunrned on! Really cute! ANd you have more planned?
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Thank you very much! More is on the way!
I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face! I mental picture of Hermione when Severus yelled “Hermione Granger!” had me convulsing with giggles!Good show, tonks, and I'll be on the lookout for the next update!Beth
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Thank you very much, love! I'll try to get it up fairly soon, but exams are looming on the horizon...
excellent! please, where can i get one? thanks
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Thank you! Er... the vibrator? It's based on an Ann Summer's vibrator that I may or may not own...
Oh so much smut! Loved it. Hmmm are we going to find out about these possibilites? I do hope so *evil grin*.
Response from tonksinger (Author of 'R' Toys Us?)
Oh, you will find out about those possibilities, I promise. Thanks for the review!