Hermione has changed a lot over the summer. In answer to the Ho!Mione Challenge. Warning: This is a very badly written story, and is a PARODY. That means that I've written it badly on purpose in order to point up the cliches in fandom that I don't like. Unfortunately, it probably contains very little humor.

3,219 Words, Started 08/15/2005, Completed 08/15/2005

Humor General Drabble/100-Word Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 134 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Mouthful

by DawnEB

5.12/10 (25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Hallowe'en, and Hermione has her mouth full.

134 Words, Started 10/22/2008, Completed 10/22/2008

Humor Drabble/100-Word Epilogue What Epilogue? GrangerSnape100 768 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Straight to Number One

by eiradis

5.83/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )

Response to the 'mistletoe' challenge on GrangerSnape100.

768 Words, Started 01/06/2010, Completed 01/06/2010

Humor Romance Smut Parody Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 4,762 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Night For Everyone

by Southern_Witch_69

7.33/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 51 Favorites )

Ron goes from shy guy to stud while his best mates have a good time as well! Party in Hogsmeade!

4,762 Words, Started 04/07/2005, Completed 04/07/2005

Humor Potions Under Duress 2,633 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

by notsosaintly

6.25/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 20 Favorites )

Good Holiday Season Advice: If you own chestnuts, stay far, far away from the fire.

2,633 Words, Started 12/20/2008, Completed 12/20/2008

Humor Romance Malfoy Manor 10,901 Words 5 Chapters WIP

Gigglers Revenge

by ShilohDarke

7.21/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )

Snape is hit with an exploding potion. The results are quite unexpected. Draco and Hermione must take over teaching potions until Severus recovers. Rated for later chapters!

10,901 Words, Started 10/25/2005, Updated 04/15/2012

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 248 Words 1 Chapter Complete

I Told You To Kill The Spare

by morgaine_dulac

5.38/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Find out why Wormtail is not allowed to attend Lord Voldemort’s Resurrection Party.

248 Words, Started 05/17/2010, Completed 05/17/2010

Humor Romance Parody Potions Under Duress 3,057 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Witch's Snare

by lady_rhian

6.25/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

Annie, Elise, and Lula own a cafe on the dodgy end of Muggle Dublin. Whatever will they do when a certain couple walks through the door? Written as a birthday present for Annie Talbot, elise_wanderer, and lulabelle72.

3,057 Words, Started 09/26/2008, Completed 09/26/2008

Humor Drama Angst Romance Horror Slash Alternate Universe Forbidden Forest 4,952 Words 2 Chapters WIP

Confessions of an Abused Hero

by YaoiMaster

6.21/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 26 Favorites )

Harry is knocked into a coma and his diary is published. What dark secrets will be revealed? Evil!Dumbledore, Good!Slytherins

4,952 Words, Started 05/08/2007, Updated 05/30/2007

Humor Potions Under Duress 294 Words 1 Chapter Complete

'O' is for 'Outstanding'

by Alison

4.67/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )

This is a quick drabble for all you SS/HG shippers out there. You know who you are!

294 Words, Started 04/30/2007, Completed 04/30/2007

Humor Drama Hogwarts Castle 7,314 Words 2 Chapters WIP

Birthright

by sevibaby

4.75/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 33 Favorites )

Hermione receives a letter from Severus Snape that change her past, present and future.

7,314 Words, Started 11/08/2009, Updated 08/14/2010

Humor Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Epilogue What Epilogue? GrangerSnape100 470 Words 1 Chapter Complete

When I'm Old and Grey

by Prof M McGonagall

6.17/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

What kind of parents would Severus and Hermione make? A look at them from their kids' point of view.

470 Words, Started 05/16/2009, Completed 05/16/2009

Humor Romance Potions Under Duress 970 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Pet Names

by a_bees_buzz

7.25/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 20 Favorites )

No one would ever refer to Hermione and Severus as a ‘cute’ couple. Would they?

970 Words, Started 12/30/2007, Completed 12/30/2007

Humor Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 695 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Extra! Extra!

by ofankoma

4.17/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Severus learns when to keep his trap shut.

695 Words, Started 09/21/2011, Completed 09/21/2011

Humor Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 527 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Other Spy

by sunny33

5.75/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

A wild thunderstorm has stranded Ginny Weasley in the middle of nowhere, but she is not alone.

527 Words, Started 10/13/2011, Completed 10/13/2011

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 9,911 Words 3 Chapters Complete

Foolish Wagers

by devsgma

6.21/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Madeleone picked my offer of a story for a prize on the exchange_bingo. She wanted a story that involved a wager, the consequences and a happy ending for SS/HG. I hope I've managed to do it justice.

9,911 Words, Started 06/24/2012, Completed 07/09/2012

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 1,538 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Kissing Bandit

by snapemylove

7.0/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 28 Favorites )

One Shot. The war is over. Snape makes up for lost time by going on a kissing spree.

1,538 Words, Started 07/01/2008, Completed 07/01/2008

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 673 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Contingency Plan

by ofankoma

4.79/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

See Hermione run. Run, Hermione, run!

673 Words, Started 10/07/2011, Completed 10/07/2011

Humor Romance General post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 3,935 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Severus's Coq

by Pearle

5.25/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 34 Favorites )

Severus had the biggest cock Hermione had ever seen, but she had no idea why he was keeping a pet chicken. A response to a challenge Shiv issued a long, long time ago.

3,935 Words, Started 11/18/2006, Completed 11/18/2006

Humor Romance compliant post-DH/DH Potions Under Duress 17,006 Words 3 Chapters Complete

Climate Change

by sylvanawood

5.83/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 46 Favorites )

Hermione and Severus are both heads of their houses and compete for the Quidditch Cup and the House Cup. However, a few things have changed since Hermione was a student. Prompt: May be DH-compliant. Hermione and Snape are both heads of their houses at Hogwarts and their houses are neck and neck for the Quidditch cup. Humor, romance, snark.

17,006 Words, Started 03/26/2008, Completed 04/22/2008

Humor Erotica Potions Under Duress 6,931 Words 2 Chapters WIP

The Sex Ban...

by Corazon

4.92/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 54 Favorites )

There is a Sex Ban at Hogwarts and the seventh years don?t like it. What are they going to do about it? And who is capable of bringing it down?

6,931 Words, Started 02/03/2006, Updated 02/06/2006

Humor Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 8,395 Words 1 Chapter Complete

One-Upmanship

by Moreteadk

6.67/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 41 Favorites )

Lucius and Severus had been friends for countless years. Over the course of their life the exchange of gifts at birthdays and Christmas had morphed into a game of hate gifts.

8,395 Words, Started 08/13/2008, Completed 08/13/2008

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