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Severus's Coq

Pearle

24 Reviews   |   24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 34 Favorites )

Humor Romance General post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 3,935 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Severus had the biggest cock Hermione had ever seen, but she had no idea why he was keeping a pet chicken. A response to a challenge Shiv issued a long, long time ago.

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Chapter 1: Severus's Coq


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Pearle

72 Stories  |  Favorited by 493  |  67 Reviews Written  |  105 Review Responses

I am amazed and enthralled with the Harry Potter universe, with the emphasis on Snape. HG/SS is my favorite ship (you have been warned). I like sci-fi ? Star Wars, Quantum Leap, Star Trek, and Ray Bradbury to name a few. Horror also catches my interest as in Stephen King. I am a married, mother of two teenagers, multiple pets (dogs, cats, rabbits, turtle), and I work way too many hours. The rest is window dressing and subject to change without notice. I am also on staff on a wonderful new site called Playwitch. Visit when you get a minute: WWW.Playwitch.net

Dances With Witches was a winner in the laughter category of the Multifaceted Awards (Round 2) - Thank you!



Here Be Pirates - Nominated for a Round Three Multifaceted Award in the categories: Endurance ~ The Challenge Response Award and Laughter ~ The Humour Award




Destiny is a featured story for September

*Squee - points to banner*


Author Website
http://www.livejournal.com/users/pearle9240/

Reviews for Severus's Coq

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0/10

jectex

Love the parting shot to Harry. 

0/10

Arime Setta

lol. i don't have much more to say then lol. very cute ficlet.

9/10

TempestOfDreams

Oh, dear.  I had to avoid laughing out loud or else my kiddie would undoubtedly ask what was funny - couldn't exactly explain!  Wonderfully funny and enjoyable - thanks!

0/10

MollysSister

SNORT! Thanks for the giggle! I am glad your life has stabilized enough that you can entertain us all with your writing again. You have been missed my dear

10/10

DawnEB

I read this through a second time with my husband.  After we recovered from the coughing fits brought on by combined humour/chesty colds, Brian suggested a sequel - Severus and Hermione playing Hide and Seek through Hogwarts to test the potion! After all, who knows what dark closets and the like they could find themselves in ;)

0/10

quelyn

Loved the story. I'm glad that there is more Dances with Witches coming.

Be well and safe this holiday season 

Quelyn 

10/10

PlaidPooka

I'm so glad that you got Severus' coq out and polished it up! :D  I needed a good giggle today, and this was just what the coq...er...doc ordered!  Thanks sweetheart!  :D

0/10

Moyra

That was hilarious to read. Thanks for sharing with us.

Btw, it's very nice to hear resp. see something from you again, I really was afraid that too much in your life is not as it should be. Cheers, M.

8/10

KMJ

That was Bloody funny, I wanna play with Richard!!!it is very clever tho naming someones cock Richard...-KarlaMarie

0/10

queenp

*GiggleSnicker*

Loved it!  Glad you are back to writing again after all the RL drama recently!  Yea, you!

0/10

Lady Laurelin

That was cute.  I'm glad you decided to finish it.  I especially loved the Mark Twain quote... he's one of my favorites.

10/10

Maddy Riddle

*giggles* I love it.

 And I agree with Hermione, Richard is much more dignifying than Bob. *lol*

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

I've just read the story again, and I still like it. I think it's great. And as far as someone's offer to beta for you (since she found one technical error and didn't like the flow of something else), nah, don't take 'em up on it. She needs a beta, too, from what I can see. Teehee. Sorry, I just hate people who leave those kinds of reviews instead of emailing (and then left two to boot). I know your beta, and she's quite "bright." Been in the sun too long, that one. Or it could be she's been hitting the sauce again (in the form of that damn Nyquil).~snicker~

0/10

witchywoman

This was a very funny story.  Is it finished?  You could still get more out of this story.  It was good anyway.

Response from Pearle (Author of Severus's Coq)

10/10

StormySkize

This was like a piece of chocolate at three in the afternoon. Sweet and satisfying and just enough to tide you over till dinner. I'm glad that RL is finally settling down for you. Thanks for sharing.

0/10

KarenDetroit

Second sentence: it should be "gaping" not gappping, from gape--to hang open wide.The paragraph containing the phrase "Granger's help, which provided" is very awkward, rather like dodging construction barriers on the highway. Need to be smoothed so as to not be so distracting and dissonant.

10/10

shiv5468

Bwahahahahahhahaha

Brilliant stuff and well worth the wait.  

10/10

KarenDetroit

Couple of error--need a beta?Thanks for the belly laugh. I really needed it.

0/10

Cat Feral

BWAHAHAH!!! I haven't even read the story yet! Just the Summary was enough to crack me up! (I will come back and actually read the story, ASAP.)

9/10

firefly124

That's hysterical!!

10/10

Doomspark

*chortle*, *smirk* Nicely done!

0/10

ladyofthemasque

Verrrrry amusing, my dear.  Glad to see you're feeling better, or at least well enough to post something!Many healthy happy *hugs*,~Lotm

10/10

azulkan2

I am so glad that RL has finally given you a break and let you get back to writing.  Give the hubby and yourself a hug from me.  Looking forward to more stories.

10/10

Marie Verlaine

Lol!!!  Fantastic Pearle!! I love comedy, but not evebody gets to write good ones. Yours is great. Loved it!!

Kisses,

Marie! 

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