The Contingency Plan
ofankoma24 Reviews | 4.79/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )
See Hermione run. Run, Hermione, run!
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seem like hermione got the last laugh! wondering which male weasley that pansy married!! overall love it!!
(Thanks!)I liked all the fanon-cliche' bashing (even if I've been known to enjoy a few of them myself lol). :)
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thanks! All the fanon issues are so funny to me, since I started reading and writing fanfic long after DH was out. I do indulge in a few of them myself, but others completely baffle me! ;)
(Thanks very much!)"I’ve got an heiress in Kent lined up, myself.” Oh, the love lives of the aristocracy! Yep, I've never really understood the MLC phenomenon for Hermione, either. It's not like she caves to the ideas of the Ministry. Ever.
Response from ofankoma (Reviewer)
Too true.
I like hermione's backup plan
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thanks! I think she's come up with a pretty good Plan B. (Now Ron's backup plan? Eek!)
Kudos to Hermione for listing a very realistic scenarios under which she could have possibly married Ron. I agree with her on all fronts. And good luck to Ron with Romilda.
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Oh, unbelievably realistic. She's a pragmatist, that girl. 
Viktor gets the girl and Hermione mocks Ron's idiocy with fanfic cliches? Perfection!
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thanks very much! I don't know if Hermione found fanfic online or what happened that she knows about all of our 'theorising,' but at least she put it to good use!
Aw, love the fanon cliches!"Do you even know me?" - well, what idiot would pair those two anyway . . . oh, right.
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Argh. What idiot? Yes, well... yes. At least our girl's found a way to extricate herself from her impending doom... er... future with Ron.
Bravo! And I love Hermione's attitude and words to Ron - even if they weren't fanon, they still work!
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thanks for your kind words! And thanks as well for your honest rating - this week was a real challenge for me, that's for sure.
Oh, but I LOVED Hermione's mocking of fanon cliches! Just lovely, Mystery Author. A favorite for me this round.
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
I'll admit, the fanon issues still completely baffle me at times. Thank you very much for your kind words - they warm my heart!
oh the perils of a garbled message. Thank you for the drabble; it was excellent.
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thank you very much!
Love all of the pairings and non-pairings! Hermione telling Ron off - Priceless! Sweet twist of an ending! LOL!
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thank you very much! I had fun sorting out all those couples (and their break-up lines).
Romilda Weasley? Oh dear. Are you sure Hermione didn't set this up?
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Hmm... now that you mention it... Of course, we'll never know! (Maybe Romilda had a cousin at the WWN?)
I loved all of Hermione's comparisons. After the reveal this needs a sequel: "I'll marry you when..."
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
"I'll Marry You When..." by Hidden Until Voting K (G) ***"Hermy-own-ee.""So close! 'My', not 'mee'.""Hermy-MY-own-ee.""Now put it all together...""Hermione.""Yes! Precisely right! Now just one more time. Please? For me?""Hermione, vil you marry me?"
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
(The 29-word version!)
Response from debjunk (Reviewer)
~snort~ Awesome!
That was first class. Viktor gets the girl. Thank you.
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
He liked her when she was stuck in a library, when there were other girls beating down his door. That puts him in my good books! Thank you for your kind words.
I rather liked her telling Ron off with fanfic cliches.
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thanks! (I think she liked it, too!)
I will not excuse Hermione's gentle mocking. It was too funny to do so. Thanks for the laugh.
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
When I first started reading fanfic, these were my questions! (Sure, Draco's as blond and pale as any Veela, but I have a difficult time seeing Hermione 'Umbridge to the Centaurs' Granger agreeing to a Ministry marriage!) Thanks for your kind words!
Go, Hermione! You tell him! :)
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thank you!
“No, no, still going…" LOL! Awesome!
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thank you! (Hermione could probably filibuster on this topic. She's a verbal girl!)
I am delighted by Hermione mocking fandom, but not so keen on Seamus Spinnet (why did he take Alicia's name?) and Hermione going with Viktor.
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thanks for the review! Seamus Spinnet? Well, if Alicia was the coach's daughter he told Dean he was going to try to marry, she must have convinced him to change his name rather than the other way around. Hermione going to Krum? Well, even if you're not a Krum fan (and I think we all have pairings we like better than others), here she was escaping a law in England. (The number of named wizards in the HP world outside of England is... Viktor!)
LOL! I love how perfectly all those tropes fit into the conversation! What a fun story! I see Hermione stopped running, finally, ;)
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thank you! (Hermione stopped running? Absolutely!)
Bwahahahaha! Very nice! Smart girl, our Hermione!
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thank you!
Cute and fun, thanks!
Response from ofankoma (Author of The Contingency Plan)
Thanks for the review! (I've never believed that feisty Hermione would bow to a marriage law.)