Household Accidents
chivalric25 Reviews | 5.92/10 (25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 17 Favorites )
A quiet night at Spinner's End turns to the worse when two policemen try to save Hermione from her abusive husband...
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chivalric
Member Since 2007 | 65 Stories | Favorited by 776 | 213 Reviews Written | 4,182 Review Responses
Located in Germany. Female, around 40. The first chapters of my published novels/novellas can be found here on the archive.
Other than writing, I am reading, cycling, running, and singing in a choir.
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Reviews for Household Accidents
Hermione certainly knows how to derail Severus' train of thought, I wonder if that potion will ever be brewed.
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
:-) I doubt it. Thank you so much for reading and reviewing!
Haha!!!!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
*g* Thanks!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
*g* Thanks!
Ohh, lovely. Mmm, handcuffed snape. Me wants me some of that!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
:-) I did write another story with him being handcuffed, but well, that one is a Snupin. Maybe I'll manage to bring the cuffs back when Hermione is part of the story...Thanks a lot for reviewing!
Cute story. With Severus's demeanor it is easy to see why someone would think Hermione is being abused.
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
:-) Couldn't resist the temptation. I think I will never write a story where he really hurts her... But well, one never knows. Thanks for reviewing!
I should have known he would prefer handcuffs to a potion recipe. *grin*
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Who wouldn't?Thanks for reviwing, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Who wouldn't?Thanks for reviwing, dear!
roflmao!!! SOOOO funny and cute!! Cheeky little wife indeed! hahahahaha. I knew that since it was rated G, it wouldn't be nothing BAD, so I smiled through this, waiting to see what the hell Hermione did to get those bruises! lol.
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Now then, do I ever write nasty things?Hang on... Oh, yes, I do. Luckily, the rating exists *g*Thanks for reviewing, dear, and hugs from Germany!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Now then, do I ever write nasty things?Hang on... Oh, yes, I do. Luckily, the rating exists *g*Thanks for reviewing, dear, and hugs from Germany!
delightful! thanks
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Thank you for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Thank you for reviewing!
That was oddly amusing. Poor Severus, being blamed for something like that.
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Well, luckily she managed to convince the policemen that it is not necessary to come inside and accuse him directly ;-)Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Well, luckily she managed to convince the policemen that it is not necessary to come inside and accuse him directly ;-)Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Anonymous
Funny idea, very well turned into an entertaining and witty reading! Particularly the end is gorgeous! :o)
Author's Response: It was the end I had in mind when I began writing, then needed a story to cover my idea of Snape in handcuffs. That happens when sit at the computer after a long day at work *lol*
Übrigens - hast du mir einen Link zu einer guten deutschen HP fanfiction Site? Eine Freundin liest leider kein Englisch... Dank dir schon mal im Voraus!
LOL!Lovely! "borrowing" the handcuffs and all!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
I wanted Snape in handcuffs and needed a story to cover the plot :-)Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
I wanted Snape in handcuffs and needed a story to cover the plot :-)Thanks for reviewing!
Wonderful as always. Lol. I believe Hermione is going to be under vigilance. Slipping off the ladder is a poor excuse. Very well done for borrowing the handcuffs. 
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
She couldn't say "I fell off the broom", could she? They would have put her in a psychiatric hospital and Snape would have to come to get her...Goodness, not another plot bunny! Help!Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
She couldn't say "I fell off the broom", could she? They would have put her in a psychiatric hospital and Snape would have to come to get her...Goodness, not another plot bunny! Help!Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Hmm, I wonder how Severus will take to being stripped searched.Nicely done.
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Argh! Another plot bunny - thank you so very much! *grumbles a bit and wonders how he would react, in fact*Thanks for reading and reviewing this little piece of nonsense!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Argh! Another plot bunny - thank you so very much! *grumbles a bit and wonders how he would react, in fact*Thanks for reading and reviewing this little piece of nonsense!
Brilliant, though I doubt the policemen bougth the "fallen of the ladder" story any more than they would "walked into a door" , I do enjoy that Hermione still doesn't know how to fly, and that she was smart enough to "borrow" a set of handcuffs for mutual satisfaction...:-)
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
As I said, she can be very convincing. Maybe, she used her wand a bit so they would buy the story... After all, she didn't want them in the house with the handcuffs already stored in her pocket *lol*Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
As I said, she can be very convincing. Maybe, she used her wand a bit so they would buy the story... After all, she didn't want them in the house with the handcuffs already stored in her pocket *lol*Thanks for reviewing, dear!
What were they doing on the broom, I wonder?
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Not they, only she. She wants to learn how to fly, and fell. Pity, really, that she isn't brilliant in everything she does ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Not they, only she. She wants to learn how to fly, and fell. Pity, really, that she isn't brilliant in everything she does ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
ROFL... those poor Muggles have no clue what they interfered with!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
*grin* Of course they don't. Pity, though. I guess they would have found a few ideas concerning the handcuffs quite... entertaining :-)Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
*grin* Of course they don't. Pity, though. I guess they would have found a few ideas concerning the handcuffs quite... entertaining :-)Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Falling from a ladder, hmm? Wonder if the police believed that...I loved the, um, borrowing from the policemen. :-D
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
With a bit of wand-waggling, definitely. I mean, she can't afford the rumour that her husband hits her, can she? There would be too many curious eyes on her from then on.And Snape in handcuffs was the sole reason for me writing the story. The rest is just an explanation how she managed to get the cuffs ;-)Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
With a bit of wand-waggling, definitely. I mean, she can't afford the rumour that her husband hits her, can she? There would be too many curious eyes on her from then on.And Snape in handcuffs was the sole reason for me writing the story. The rest is just an explanation how she managed to get the cuffs ;-)Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Teehehe Hermione stole handcuffs from the policemen? Oh, gads. and they bought the 'I fell off a ladder' line? 
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Oh no, she wouldn't do that! She borrowed them *lol* Can you imagine the grins of Severus and Hermione when they see the cuffs the next time, hanging innocently from the policeman's belt once Hermione has returned them? ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Oh no, she wouldn't do that! She borrowed them *lol* Can you imagine the grins of Severus and Hermione when they see the cuffs the next time, hanging innocently from the policeman's belt once Hermione has returned them? ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
Oooh, tricky, tricky ... Thanks for some killer suspense, followed by killer laughs!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Totally my pleasure! I wrote this some time back and thought now would be the perfect time to post it, after a few sadder stories of mine. Killer suspense, Killer laughs... Hmmmm, I like that!Thanks a lot for reviewing!
clever author. : D
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Clever Hermione ;-) She always gets what she wants, doesn't she?Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Clever Hermione ;-) She always gets what she wants, doesn't she?Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Woo hoo! There is nothing like Severus and Hermione and a pair of handcuffs!I laughed out loud!!!Beth
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
*grin* I have another story brewing where she uses a binding spell, but that one will be not as funny as this one...Thanks a lot for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
*grin* I have another story brewing where she uses a binding spell, but that one will be not as funny as this one...Thanks a lot for reviewing!
That got me laughing out loud! Thanks for that 
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
My pleasure. I really like funny stories, and that one was sort of impossible not to write, altough the plot is sort of obvious ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
My pleasure. I really like funny stories, and that one was sort of impossible not to write, altough the plot is sort of obvious ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
Heh, heh. I liked the cuffs at the end.
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
*grins evilly*So did he!Thanks a lot for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
*grins evilly*So did he!Thanks a lot for reviewing!
Great story, sam. Your brilliant, keep up the awesome work. Oh by the way I will have that story to you sometime tomorrow my time.
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Don't you worry, dear, there are tons of pages on my computer no one has ever seen yet... Sorry to say so, but I won't let you off my hook again!Looking forward to the story. And many, many thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
Don't you worry, dear, there are tons of pages on my computer no one has ever seen yet... Sorry to say so, but I won't let you off my hook again!Looking forward to the story. And many, many thanks for reviewing!
Nothing like messing with people's minds. I think SS and HG are very compatible in this respect. Love it.By the way, sorry I wasn't able to validate until now. My wireless access point suddenly went insane and wouldn't allow me on the Internet. Nothing I nor the techs at linksys have tried has worked. It looks like I will need to make a trip to the electronics store tomorrow and use my credit card again. It's been one of those days.
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
They belong to each other, don't thay? I must admit, I have really big problems seeing either of them with another partner. That is, a partner of the opposite sex - I am very fond of slash and warn you that my next stories will be in this direction. Some of them ;-)No problems about validation time. In my opinion, you earn the Noble Price (or something similar) for creating this site, for putting this much effort in running it, for reading all the stories including mine, and for leaving reviews as well! Sorry to hear about your computer. I hate not being able to access the net, so I hope your credit card does the trick ;-)Hugs from Germany, dear, as usual.
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
Hugs to you as well. And, oh, I love slash with either Severus or Hermione, so I will be most looking forward to that. :)(Computer problem was fixed about 3 days ago; there was an automatic Windows update that had failed and hadn't completely uninstalled itself which had caused this. I finally figured it out when the new router didn't work as well and I had a similar problem at the library. I had to use a restore point to fix it. It was service pack 3 for XP. Nasty little thing. Sometimes, I would like to string up Microsoft by its toenails and torture it.)
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
They belong to each other, don't thay? I must admit, I have really big problems seeing either of them with another partner. That is, a partner of the opposite sex - I am very fond of slash and warn you that my next stories will be in this direction. Some of them ;-)No problems about validation time. In my opinion, you earn the Noble Price (or something similar) for creating this site, for putting this much effort in running it, for reading all the stories including mine, and for leaving reviews as well! Sorry to hear about your computer. I hate not being able to access the net, so I hope your credit card does the trick ;-)Hugs from Germany, dear, as usual.
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
Hugs to you as well. And, oh, I love slash with either Severus or Hermione, so I will be most looking forward to that. :)(Computer problem was fixed about 3 days ago; there was an automatic Windows update that had failed and hadn't completely uninstalled itself which had caused this. I finally figured it out when the new router didn't work as well and I had a similar problem at the library. I had to use a restore point to fix it. It was service pack 3 for XP. Nasty little thing. Sometimes, I would like to string up Microsoft by its toenails and torture it.)
Excellent bait and switch! Poor bewildered policemen... avoid the brooms! Avoid them I say! Poor girl.
Response from chivalric (Author of Household Accidents)
She's stubborn - if she wants to learn, she even accepts the possibility of bruises. I'd say poor policemen instead ;-)