I Told You To Kill The Spare
morgaine_dulac24 Reviews | 5.38/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )
Find out why Wormtail is not allowed to attend Lord Voldemort’s Resurrection Party.
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morgaine_dulac
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Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord
Colours: black, green, silver
Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft
Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.
When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.
Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 
Reviews for I Told You To Kill The Spare
Snort. Giggles. Very cute.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Thihi. Sometimes, I wonder if my Muse is on crack.
Hahahaha! I didn't see that coming. Brilliant twist of comedy! :P
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Thanks! Glad it made you laugh.
Oh my goodness. As a complete hypocrite who loves to mock other people who get waaaay to into their fandoms, I adored this. Yes, I'm waaaay too far into mine, but... mine's better? Oh screw it. I can't justify it, I'll just snicker and walk away.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
I know exactly what you mean. Personally, I find it quite normal to drool over broody Potions masters and blond aristocrats with drawling voices, but pale, sparkly vampires? Pha! :P Glad you liked the drabble. I had a lot of fun writing it!
Grande! Troppo simpatico!Let's give an international feeling to these reviews ;)(However, I said "good job!", in case you were wondering)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
I do know some Italian, you know ;)
LOL! Pettigrew is such a dunce. I love the sparkling vampire.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Now I learnt the word "dunce". :)
lol! hee hee. briliiant! :D
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Cheers! :)
ahahahahaha! it killed me!!!!!! it was really funny!!!!!!!!! ahahaha. gotta share this story!!!!!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
It killed you? Well, that's more than Wormtail's spell did with Cedric ;) Glad you liked the story enough to share it.
Bahahahaha... That was fantastic.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Thank you! I like causing bahahahas :)
Cleaver. And 12 year old girls everywhere rejoiced.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
They did indeed :)
Hehe - well done! You now have my permission for 'Subtlety' to officially be your middle name!I heard on the radio just tonight that some village here in the UK (didn't catch where) claim that all the women are officially 'Twilight'/Edward obsessed & have set up a special fan club; can't understand these women who get so involved with fictional characters myself ... LOL ;-)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
'can't understand these women who get so involved with fictional characters myself'?? ROFL!!
LMAO You are wicked funny, Ms. Du Lac.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Normally, I only get to hear the "wicked" part. Or was that "evil"? hehe
ROFL. Awesome! :)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Thank you!!
LOLS! Yep, Edward sure sparked a lot of interest in Cedric with the younger set. My little sister is now convinced she's in Hufflepuff and that Harry and Cedric should have gotten together. She hates Ginny. (Maybe she has something against Gingers?) But I like to tease her about it every chance I get. Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it today. But what's Voldemort doing watching Muggle T.V.? Just kidding. He's a Slytherin. Any advantage he could get over his enemies despite where they came from--and his own personal preferrences--would be something he would take. I wonder if he goes to the theater, too? Equis would have thrown him for a loop!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
The girls in my English class sigh deeply every time Cedric shows up on the screen. The boys groan. Well, groanED, now they know he's going to die ;) I think someone tipped Voldy off about the telly. And I bet he went to see Equus. (Love that idea!)
Brilliant idea. Absolutely brilliant. I almost choked on my tea LOL.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Don't drink and read fics. That's dangerous :)
Response from angelmaple (Reviewer)
That's very true. I'll be more careful next time. :)
Anonymous
*rofl* Too cute! I never made that connection before, but it's really fitting! :o)
Author's Response: How could you NOT have made that connection?
Glad it made you laugh!
Alcina vom Steinsberg's response: *g* Well, simply by not being very interested in Twilight & such... ;o)
Glad he didn't kill Cedric. All our teenage (and older) girls love our sparkly vampires (not to mention the wolves - Mmmm!)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Vampires. Don't. Sparkle. Period. :P
As soon as you mentioned television, I snorted so hard, I have tears in my eyes. Priceless idea! Wormtail should suffer eternally for that blotched spell.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
I seriously hope Wormtail went to hell for it! ;)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha- sigh - (wipes tear) Well Done!!!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Thanks! :)
LOL! Good one, morgaine! :D
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Thank you! I had a lot of fun writing it!
I always knew Pettigrew was an idiot lol
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Snort! Brilliant comment!!
OK, now I have to explain to my family why I just scared the heck out of them by barking a laugh! LOL First story in a loooong while that actually made me laugh out loud (and that I didn't guess the ending to, as well)!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
My apologies to your family. Hope they'll get over their shock :)
This is absolutely hilarious! Somehow, it is very complex and simple at the same time. :)He was Cedric first!! XD
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Hehe, thanks! I had a lot of fun writing this silly piece.
No it's not funny... no really, poor Wormtail oh ok so it's so very funny
, and I don't know what it is with teenage girls and vampires { sparkly or other wise } but they all seem to go gar-gar for them.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
, Let me start by saying THANK YOU for making your way through all my drabbles and taking the time to review them. First of all, it's great to know that my work is appreciated, but you know what was most fun? Re-reading all my drabbles myself. I'm one sick puppy. So glad you enjoyed yourself! :-)
Response from mick42 (Reviewer)
Your drabbles are like peanuts to me, I just can't stop at one.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Dear
*gigglesnort*You have to do better than that Wormtail!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Told You To Kill The Spare)
Even a Crucio would be too kind a punishment!