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Behind the Times

1: Behind the Times

2: Times 2

3: Times 3

4: Up to Speed

Behind the Times

Ladymage Samiko

27 Reviews   |   27 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Humor Romance Snapshot Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 431 Words 4 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape Bill Weasley Charlie Weasley Harry Potter Luna Lovegood Ginevra Weasley Ronald Weasley

“I will not be coerced or manipulated!” Hermione screeched at her companion.

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Chapters (4)

Chapter 1: Behind the Times

Chapter 2: Times 2

Chapter 3: Times 3

Chapter 4: Up to Speed


About Ladymage Samiko

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Ladymage Samiko

Member Since 2007  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 286  |  3 Reviews Written  |  99 Review Responses

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Reviews for Behind the Times

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10/10

mick42

Bill won't even sit in the chair anymore.

10/10

mick42

 They asked for it!

10/10

mick42

Serves them right.

10/10

mick42

Yes, just how will they explain that.

10/10

Owlbait

He was quite virile,” Hermione agreed, “three months ago.   -- heehee.

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

“I’m having Snape’s baby,” Hermione announced calmly.

Ron’s mouthful of oatmeal shot across the table. Harry went white. Ginny garbled… something. Even Luna stared.

“Bu—But that was one night!” Harry sputtered. “Two days ago!”

Yes, and now I'm 3 months pregnant. Severus has super-sperm. Heeheehee. Very nice, Samiko! Absolutely hilarious :D

9/10

Phyllidia

Cute. I so wanted Ron's oatmeal to hit someone.    I'm sure Bill will go Scorgify his office now.

10/10

Sampdoria

What a enjoyable story, I just love how the others plotted and scheemed, just to find out that Hermione and Severus were way ahead of them all the time:-))

10/10

MsTree

*snort* *snerk* Just what I needed to read at 2:30 in the morning when I'm trying to tire myself out. ^_^

0/10

gurlimargrethe

you are the master of drabbles

10/10

rachow

I saw this in the recently updated section and I was like "There's more?!" So excited to see this extended. It's really funny. You're an awesome writer.

10/10

snitchette

I absolutely love the end.

10/10

itistheowl

Brilliant! For one hundred words, the last twelve were absolutely genius!

Response from Ladymage Samiko (Author of Behind the Times)

*grin* Thank you!

10/10

Sampdoria

That last line made the whole story:-))

0/10

Moontje

I love your story's.

10/10

Nessa

this made me smile!

10/10

kittyperry

Marvellous :)

10/10

cenicienta

Funny! Nothing like a hormonal pregnant Hermione!

0/10

tenoh27

LOL, they always have the upper hand, don`t they? Thanks.

0/10

Who

Okay, I didn't see that coming! You made me laugh, thank you!

0/10

Severus49

I take it somebody was complaining she wasn't knocked up yet?

10/10

siage

Hmmm, I think I may be about to ask a really dumb question. Now as many assume, she may really be pregnant. However, could it be this is his response to get back at them, and not really the case?  Enjoyable either way. Thanks!

Response from Ladymage Samiko (Author of Behind the Times)

It was written with the idea that she is actually pregnant, but it could be read either way.  (^_^) Glad you enjoyed!

0/10

cabepfir

Ahahahah

10/10

HBAR

Somehow, I'd only read the first part (which was good by itself).  This is too funny.  Of course Snape and Hermione are way ahead of everyone else.  You'd think they'd all realize that at some point.  Fantastic, as always.

0/10

salvamea

hahaha!! *fell off my broom*should stop reading while flying.this was cute

Response from salvamea (Reviewer)

no one can coax Snape into something. he is always 3 months er steps ahead... grand

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