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Better Than Cruciatus

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Better Than Cruciatus

HermioneWeasley1972

28 Reviews   |   28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Alternate Universe Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge 600 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Albus Dumbledore Severus Snape

Snape has a working vacation that shows him that torture is not just reserved to spells.

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Member Since 2007  |  125 Stories  |  Favorited by 26  |  270 Reviews Written  |  225 Review Responses

I am in my 40s and I recently had two books published - Mike and the Deaf Student and Crayons - Color My World. They are both on Amazon and Barnes & Noble. 

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10/10

debjunk

No, I'm sorry, Severus, you need to leave Bellatrix right where she is.  She definitely deserves that punishment!  I am glad to see that torturesome ride is being put to good use.  That was great.

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

This is so brilliant.  My sides hurt from laughing so much. I can see how going there could be torture for them.  I love it.

10/10

phoenix

ROTFL! OMG!!! That is so priceless. And I love that it's Bella stuck in Small World. LOL Thank you for the warning. It was so needed.

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

oh no I have this problem where when I hear a song it gets suck in my head jeez there it is   someone sing something else hurry please  lol

0/10

kimjo2

oh lord yes !!!!  it's troo it's troo  if you're ever stuck on that one you'll rip off your own ears!  thanks for the twist on the prompt!

0/10

WriterMerrin

LOL doesn't even begin to describe it!  That song has that diabolical ability to get stuck in the brain.  It's hard to think that even Bellatrix deserves to hear it all day and likely dream of it all night.  If he were merciful, he'd give her magical ear plugs.  Great one-shot!

10/10

Shadow

I can imagine Bella prefering death above having to work that ride!! Damn, now I will have that song in my head for days!*Goes off humming*

9/10

Moreteadk

Wait, did he send Severus to Disneyland? I quite liked the idea of his bony knees and short trousers. I got this mental image of him kind of looking like a little boy in a grown man's body.

10/10

hgelman

I never thought I'd say this but poor, poor Bella!  I took my son to Disneyland when he was 3 and he was afraid of almost everything BUT the 'It's a Small World' ride so, needless to say, we went on it about 10 times.  I cringe whenever I think about it - oh the horror!  Very, very, very funny!

8/10

pokeystar

most excellent.the possibilities are endless...

10/10

kimbee73

Very funny! That song can be very annoying!

0/10

floorcoaster

LOL! This was hilairous - Snape in Florida (or California) is priceless! And Bellatrix cracked me up! Great job!

10/10

murgy31

This was great!

10/10

SS Lupin

"When he got to the end, he noticed Bellatrix Lestrange standing there, working the controls. Their eyes met, and what he saw in hers was a madness above anything he'd seen there before."Please kill me," she pleaded quietly."LOL! What a hilarious premise! I enjoyed this a lot.

10/10

azulkan2

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

8/10

StormySkize

Oh, now you've done it! I'll have that horrible song in my head for the next two weeks.Make it stop ... please ... make it stop!!This was great. I once put Snape in Disney World ... he rather enjoyed that attraction!

9/10

beaweasley2

AAAaaaaa! I now have that song in my head toooo!  AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!

10/10

slasher454

Omg, I was actually stuck on that ride years and years ago but have never lived down the nightmare.  My sister and I actually got out of the little car and walked out after about 30 minutes of waiting for the ride to start up again.Never thought I'd say it, but poor Bella.

0/10

jcrowell

lol

0/10

Elise_Wanderer

I was once part of a group that went to that particular torture chamber. With us was a Brit on his first trip to America. About halfway through the boat trip (it's a very long boat trip), he turned to the rest of us and said, quite calmly and distinctly, in that beautiful accent, "I'm in hell."I feel Bella's pain.*applauds hidden author*

9/10

sc010f

HA!  Lovely!

0/10

Ella Snape

O.K. not nice, I now have that horrific song in my head.  I agree with our lovely Potions Master, very evil people in the MOM.  Good Job. 

9/10

Ravenswing

LOL!!!  I totally understand Bellatrix's madness.  We got stopped under the large bell in the Latin area as it played the Christmas version.  Surprisingly, I cant remember the carol...I think I must have oblivated myself...all I can remember is the gonging noise, the incessant high pitched singing and the idea of how much trouble will I really get into if I get out and wade to the exit??  Thanks for a laugh.  Nice idea - thanks for your hard work.

10/10

Merlinsbeard

LMAO this is so funny and so very right.  I came off that ride and almost had to have therapy!Simply brilliant!

0/10

CharmedForce

ROFL! I just love this entry.

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