Parody

100 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley

by Ms_Figg

A video parody/Spoof of Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover." Parody written by Mysterious T* Clips and singing by yours truly. Enjoy

65 Words,  Started 06/02/2008,  Completed 06/02/2008

Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause

by Lady Strange

*Now Complete* Riddle (also known as Voldemort) considers his career as a Dark Lord and how he should go about rallying others to his cause. Told from Voldemort's point of view. Not particularly serious. Completely OOC, Completely AU.

3,424 Words,  Started 12/14/2007,  Completed 12/15/2007

A Visit From St. Severus

by hexgirl

‘’Twas the night before Christmas’ is all very well, but who would we really like to see handling our stockings?

393 Words,  Started 12/24/2010,  Completed 12/24/2010

The Weasleys of Oz

by SlashisSilly

After trying one of Fred and George's new sweets, Harry finds himself in the land of Oz. A cross-dressing Albus Dumbledore, brainless Hermione, cowardly Gryffindor, and snarky Tin Man help him find his way out of the musical and back to the Burrow.

11,885 Words,  Started 03/10/2007,  Updated 11/11/2008

Clandestine Encounter

by Ladymage Samiko

Someone is on his way to a secret rendezvous. Written for the GS100 "Guilty Pleasure" challenge.

205 Words,  Started 02/09/2009,  Completed 02/21/2011

The Witch's Snare

by lady_rhian

Annie, Elise, and Lula own a cafe on the dodgy end of Muggle Dublin. Whatever will they do when a certain couple walks through the door? Written as a birthday present for Annie Talbot, elise_wanderer, and lulabelle72.

3,057 Words,  Started 09/26/2008,  Completed 09/26/2008

A Night For Everyone

by Southern_Witch_69

Ron goes from shy guy to stud while his best mates have a good time as well! Party in Hogsmeade!

4,762 Words,  Started 04/07/2005,  Completed 04/07/2005

Old Spice Snape

by pokeystar

Sometimes, daydreams can change destinies.

803 Words,  Started 12/19/2010,  Completed 12/19/2010

Potions Master Severus

by ladyofthemasque

A filk of a horribly familiar, Uber-Evil children's song.

205 Words,  Started 03/22/2006,  Completed 03/22/2006

Double, Double

by Ravensblood

The girls brew a potion out of a Shakespearean play in order to bring back their dead Potions master.

1,150 Words,  Started 08/12/2009,  Completed 08/12/2009

Into the Garden

by wingless

The Hogwarts Christmas party is in full swing. For two people, though, it is imperative to escape the festivities.

7,914 Words,  Started 11/08/2009,  Completed 11/08/2009

How Do You Mend a Broken Heart?

by sunny33

Severus Snape has a unexpected taste in music.

1,603 Words,  Started 03/28/2010,  Completed 03/28/2010

The Wizard Groom

by Ladymage Samiko

Severus is only mostly dead. Rampant Princess Bride & Monty Python quoting & paraphrasing. An insanity serial for the grangersnape100 'movie quotes' challenge.

551 Words,  Started 12/15/2007,  Completed 12/15/2007

Lovez In A Dunjens

by Nom de Plume

Teh classiks tale of ss/hg. A lol!fic.

540 Words,  Started 10/04/2009,  Completed 10/04/2009

The Site

by oohdear

A short laugh at the The Petulant Poetess and the people who run it.

1,468 Words,  Started 01/18/2009,  Updated 01/28/2009

Mission: Get Severus Laid

by Fervesco

Entry for the SexGod!Snape challenge. With his first sexual encounter with Hermione on the agenda, a rather premature Snape goes about finding a solution to his quandary...

4,524 Words,  Started 04/03/2006,  Completed 04/03/2006

Back in Crack

by ubiquirk

This is a Crack!Fic – an intentional parody. It’s set in an alternate-universe version of Chapter 10 of ‘Back in Black.’ It probably helps to have read that first.

1,373 Words,  Started 05/21/2007,  Completed 05/21/2007

Rhyme and Unreason

by dracontia

"Sev and 'Mione were hexed most severe
Not much space for plot there, my dear
Limerick form's not inviting
To logically writing
And still squeezing lemons in there"

7,520 Words,  Started 06/27/2006,  Completed 06/27/2006

When Good Potions Go Bad

by phoenix

***Winner - Multifaceted Rd 6 for Devotion*** An accident with a potion upends the comfortable relationship Remus and Severus have had in the three years following the end of the war. How well do two middle-aged men react to change? This is meant as a humorous look at the Male Pregnancy cliche.

15,404 Words,  Started 05/31/2006,  Completed 07/05/2006

Ecksploratorey Feeld Trip

by Nom de Plume

Teh poshunz claas goez awn a feeld trip. A lol!fic.

495 Words,  Started 10/07/2009,  Completed 10/07/2009

A Pinch of This, A Dash of That

by starmom

A SS/HG story of food, passion and surly house-elves. In which we take an immediate hard right turn off the beaten canon to Silly Alternative Universe Land. A pinch of parody. A dash of cliché. Toss in a few OC’s and stir well. Serve hot.
- originally written for the Summer 2007 HG/SS Gift Exchange -
2008 Quill to Parchment Nominee: Best FanonHet; Best HumorFic; Best Mid-Length Fic

12,346 Words,  Started 10/30/2007,  Completed 11/02/2007

The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty

by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

Cross dressing. Slash. Hints of Bondage. Desk sex. Voyeurism. Luna. And all because SeverusLovesUs said, “Snape under the desk? That's got to be an unusual picture,” thus guaranteeing that what might otherwise have been left at a one-time joke in the chat room became a short fic of epic absurdity.

6,604 Words,  Started 06/25/2008,  Completed 06/25/2008

A Sweet For A Wish

by septentrion

Meeting a hag can be a life-altering experience. At least, it was for Severus.

4,256 Words,  Started 08/15/2007,  Completed 08/15/2007

The Rules of Distraction

by AJS

Written for Shiv5468 as part of her quest for distraction from life. Specifically, SS/HG/LM LJ comment porn. This is my version.

Given a kindly once over by JBN.

Posted upon the urging of Mia Madwyn.

297 Words,  Started 10/26/2007,  Completed 10/26/2007

Boisson de Vie

by sara_jacqueline

Fighter. Hermione Granger has always been one. Now as her will and life wanes she will need the help of an old professor to keep her alive. Yet, everything comes down to a price. His price may just a bit steeper than others. Does she still have enough to fight in her to survive?

5,318 Words,  Started 03/25/2008,  Updated 04/20/2008