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A Visit From St. Severus

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A Visit From St. Severus

hexgirl

30 Reviews   |   30 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Humor Smut Poetry/Prose Parody Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 393 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Original Character Severus Snape

‘’Twas the night before Christmas’ is all very well, but who would we really like to see handling our stockings?

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Chapter 1: A Visit From St. Severus


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0/10

Gemini Sister

Lovely, witty with smut too. 😎❤️

10/10

articcat621

OMG. hahaha, this was just great!! :D

10/10

christev

OMG, this is freaking brilliant! I fell down laughing at the last line! Very much making my Christmas favorites list. :D

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

:D Thank you very much. Hermione wears Severus out all year round, but at least he gets to spread the Snapey love at Christmas :)

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

:D Thank you very much. Hermione wears Severus out all year round, but at least he gets to spread the Snapey love at Christmas :)

0/10

Ljpjcg

OMfreakinG so damn hilarious and naughty.  Love it!

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

And very unseasonal, but who cares eh? At least you have time to be be bad in time for Chrisymas... just incase ;)Thanks for reading.

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

And very unseasonal, but who cares eh? At least you have time to be be bad in time for Chrisymas... just incase ;)Thanks for reading.

10/10

happybunny2007

Absolutely love this!

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you very much. It's getting round to that time of year when this little piece is seasonally appropriate again. Glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

Guienever

Loved this - it is certainly lol!  Absolutely super - great fun and I can  certainly appreciate the wish for such a Christmas present!! E x 

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

LOL! Well I'm glad you thought so. But now you are trapped in the scary world of Snape fanfiction. You do know you can't get out? I perhaps should have warned you. Turn left at Hogsmeade and keep going til you get to the Leaky Cauldron. If you click your heels three times and say "get me out of here" you might be in with a chance. 

0/10

aliciana

Oh baby...it may be cold outside but that was brilliant. Best seasonal wishes, Love Ali xxxxx.

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you, Ali - and a Happy New Year to you!

8/10

Cheezie_Puffz

Hilarious!

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you - I'm glad you thought so.

0/10

sunny33

ROFL :D

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Hehe! Glad you enjoyed it.

8/10

nyxxxxx

HAHAHAHA better than the orginal. Xmas cheer indeed. Certainly made me smile. :) Kudos

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you - glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

HBAR

Ha!  This is sure to become a Christmas classic.  Fantastic job.  I especially loved the ending!  Merry Christmas to you.

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you very much. And perhaps I should now be wishing you a Happy New Year.

10/10

SituationalExtrovert

YOU ROCK!!  Thanks for the lovely Christmas gift!  Hilarious!

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Awww! Ta chuck! You're very welcome. I hope he made it across the Atlantic, I tried not to wear him out.

0/10

liviconnor

*dies*  Oh god... if the rest of it weren't completely brilliant, the last line would have saved it.  As it was, it was the icing on the cake of Awesome.  Good bloody job, and I applaud your efforts.

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you very much. I'm glad you enjoyed this bit of seasonal silliness.

10/10

luminosa

What a hoot!  Each of us can tuck this under our own pillow.  Thanks for the perfect seasonal gift.

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you and I'm glad you enjoyed it.

0/10

nagandsev

Oh hexgirl - so happy to read this again! *giggling* & not from the eggnog* - what a wicked wand you wave with words!  Quickie holiday wishes! 

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thanks,

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

. How lovely of you to read and review again - your support is very much appreciated.

0/10

gurlimargrethe

read this on another site yesterday, it is so funny, I had to read it again  ( and I don't think that will be the last time)

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thanks very much for reading and reviewing twice - I'm honoured!

0/10

quaffswinegaily

Does he visit everyone who requests him?

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

LOL! Only if you're on the naughty list.

0/10

funny music

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I masterpiece if ever I saw one! :)

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Hehe! Thanks very much. If only!

2/10

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10/10

rmln84

LOL!!!!!  That was GREAT!!!!!

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you! Glad you liked it :)

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you! Glad you liked it :)

0/10

Ljpjcg

Hilarious!  So glad to be reading this in December, I know I'm on the naughty list ;)

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you!I happen to know  he checks that naughty list twice, so I hope you didn't sneak a good deed in there somewhere ;) Looking forward to my visit too :)

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you!I happen to know  he checks that naughty list twice, so I hope you didn't sneak a good deed in there somewhere ;) Looking forward to my visit too :)

10/10

nagandsev

Just loooove this naughty masterpiece! Brilliant! It's a must-read every holiday season!!!

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

NAAAAAAG! *HUGS* Lovely to hear from you, dearest.Thanks for reminding me of this little festive nonsense :))Hope you are well. Oh! And Happy Birthday for Thursday!!

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

NAAAAAAG! *HUGS* Lovely to hear from you, dearest.Thanks for reminding me of this little festive nonsense :))Hope you are well. Oh! And Happy Birthday for Thursday!!

10/10

Becky

ROFL..OMG I LOVE IT!!  SO SAVED!!!  WELL DONE!!

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

He he! Thank you. Well I'm glad you enjoyed it. Third year running of being naughty and still no visit ffrom Santa Severus for me. I hope you have better luck. 

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

He he! Thank you. Well I'm glad you enjoyed it. Third year running of being naughty and still no visit ffrom Santa Severus for me. I hope you have better luck. 

10/10

mick42

OK, it's July, but I'm in Australia, do you know we also celebrate Christmas in July in Australia?  

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

But did you get a visit from St Severus? ;) 

Response from mick42 (Reviewer)

Not yet,but I still have time to make the naughty list.

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

But did you get a visit from St Severus? ;) 

Response from mick42 (Reviewer)

Not yet,but I still have time to make the naughty list.

10/10

snitchette

That's fun! I love it!

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you - it seems such a long time since I wrote this now. Thanks for reading :)

Response from hexgirl (Author of A Visit From St. Severus)

Thank you - it seems such a long time since I wrote this now. Thanks for reading :)

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