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Potions Under Duress The Rules of Distraction
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The Rules of Distraction

1: The Rules of Distraction

The Rules of Distraction

AJS

18 Reviews   |   18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )

Smut Parody Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 297 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Severus Snape

Written for Shiv5468 as part of her quest for distraction from life. Specifically, SS/HG/LM LJ comment porn. This is my version.

Given a kindly once over by JBN.

Posted upon the urging of Mia Madwyn.

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Chapter 1: The Rules of Distraction


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Member Since 2005  |  2 Stories  |  Favorited by 5  |  58 Reviews Written  |  27 Review Responses

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8/10

february

This really made me laugh! very naughty but nice.

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

Thank you! What a lovely review!

10/10

notplainjane

Hee, hee!  This is truly hilarious.

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

Thank you! I'm so pleased to have made you smile :D.

10/10

Lyndie578

[chuckling]  Awesome!

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

Thank you! So glad to have made you smile!

10/10

sinbad

Funny, too bad he was blindfolded instead of gagged.  Personally I think Severus could 'teach' him a thing or two.

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

He was blindfolded and gagged! Severus was taking no chances...Thank you! :D

10/10

Lis77

Well, that was absolutely brilliant !! And the closing line make me smile every time.

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

I'm thrilled you liked it! You've made my day - thank you!

10/10

harmony_bites

Bwwwwwaaaaaah. I love your take on SSHGLM. *nods* Yes, I do.

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

I get pom poms! Thank you, my dear!*hugs you*

10/10

klschmidt

ROFLMAOOOO!!  You are too much!  Even though as trios are concerned, this combo would be my favorite, I can appreciate the lack of action for one of them.

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

Yay! Thank you!Poor Lucius. Still, he gets plenty of action from others, though, and secretly I think he'd rather be blindfolded...

10/10

KMJ

That was the most ammusing thing I have read all day!

LOL

Ten stars! 

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

Thank you so much! I'm so pleased to have made you smile!

10/10

maria

LMAO!!!  Love it :-)

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

Thank you! You've made me smile!

0/10

septentrion

Humour and smut: excellent combination!

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

Thank you! My first review of my first ever post here! If I had a million spare, it'd be on its way to you.

0/10

oyasumikaze

I think this could be my one of my favorite SS-HG-LM :-) I just love the way you had him NOT join in, as I really do not care for that particular threesome. (well, beside some parody fics, where they are more tolerable)

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

That's very kind of you! I'm not a fan of that threesome either, but I know that some of my wonderful friends are.This was a compromise. ;)

0/10

shiv5468

Still as good as ever...

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

Bless you for being so demanding. Oh and inspirational, I should say.I was prodded to post so I did. I'm all of a doodah now.

10/10

Keladry Lupin

BWAHAHAHAHA!  That's the only way I'd have Lucius in a SSHG story.  Very well done!

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

Hee! Delighted to make you chortle. It's my only way too.Thank you!

9/10

JoKK2

Very funny!  Very good.  Thanks, JoAnne.

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

Thanks so much! I'm delighted that it made you smile!

10/10

mia madwyn

::happy dance!!!!::

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

*twirls you*

10/10

Pearle

That was great! The last line is a killer...grin

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

Thank you so much!Severus and I feel much the same way... ;)

0/10

WarenRose

aww man..you couldnt have done a little more? well anyhew, i read it, and enjoyed it

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

 Short and sweet, that's what I say. ;)Thanks for your review - I appreciate it!

0/10

EriWren

that was awesome!

Response from AJS (Author of The Rules of Distraction)

So glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for letting me know!

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