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Stories Authors Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party
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Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

Member Since 2006  |  4 Stories  |  Favorited by 0  |  0 Reviews Written  |  281 Review Responses

This penname was founded by a band of intrepid loonies who got together during the early days of the TPP chat room (and bonded further during the dark days of WIKKT chat's exile to the TPP chatroom). Together, we generated an idea for a fic so ridiculous, no one of us alone was willing to take credit for it. It's amazing what mischief a bunch of alleged adults can get up to under the influence of no alcohol whatsoever. Pennames of individual authors will be posted here in alphabetical order, if and when they elect to admit their involvement in the project.

It will continue to serve as a penname for any collaborations born in the TPP chatroom and a beacon of comedy in an angsty fandom.

The usual suspects (for 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo'):
Editor: dracontia
Secretary: shalimar1981
Beta-of-Record: broomclosetravenclaw
Chief Britpicker: lux_astraea
Authors: broomclosetravenclaw, DawnEB, dracontia, JustDesmond, leniarianna, lux_astraea, shalimar1981, SSLupin, Wolfmoonshadow
Contributors: aturia, droxy, Hubby_of_Drac, ladyinthecloak, quilter_infinity, wonderfulchild

The usual suspects (for "A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional Hogwarts: A History'):

Editor/secretary: dracontia
Beta-of-Record: SeverusLovesUs

Authors: dracontia, Potteresque_ire, SeverusLovesUs, Snapemylove


Thank you to lux_astraea for the icons!


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Humor Romance Erotica Smut General Action/Adventure Parody Hogwarts Castle 62,809 Words 11 Chapters Complete

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo

by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )

Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.)

62,809 Words,  Started 03/08/2007,  Completed 09/10/2007

Humor Romance Smut Parody Horror Slash Potions Under Duress 33,394 Words 5 Chapters Complete

A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>

by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

93 Ratings, 0 Likes, 104 Favorites )

In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivious, Hermione is a connoisseur of printed-out Internet porn, and Draco exits the closet dramatically and demands Resolution of Sexual Tension. This is your TPP chat room on crack—fic.

33,394 Words,  Started 01/12/2008,  Completed 06/06/2008

Humor Romance Smut General Parody Slash Hogwarts Castle 6,604 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty

by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )

Cross dressing. Slash. Hints of Bondage. Desk sex. Voyeurism. Luna. And all because SeverusLovesUs said, “Snape under the desk? That's got to be an unusual picture,” thus guaranteeing that what might otherwise have been left at a one-time joke in the chat room became a short fic of epic absurdity.

6,604 Words,  Started 06/25/2008,  Completed 06/25/2008

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama General Action/Adventure Parody Hogwarts Castle 6,906 Words 2 Chapters WIP

Charlotte's Angels

by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

You remember the TV show Charlie's Angels... right? We bet your memories of it would be fonder if it had starred three handsome, young, wizards... whose boss, Charlotte, has a knack for finding them assignments that require tight/minimal clothing...

6,906 Words,  Started 07/11/2009,  Updated 02/06/2013

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