The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty
Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party19 Reviews | 5.68/10 (19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )
Cross dressing. Slash. Hints of Bondage. Desk sex. Voyeurism. Luna. And all because SeverusLovesUs said, “Snape under the desk? That's got to be an unusual picture,” thus guaranteeing that what might otherwise have been left at a one-time joke in the chat room became a short fic of epic absurdity.
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This penname was founded by a band of intrepid loonies who got together during the early days of the TPP chat room (and bonded further during the dark days of WIKKT chat's exile to the TPP chatroom). Together, we generated an idea for a fic so ridiculous, no one of us alone was willing to take credit for it. It's amazing what mischief a bunch of alleged adults can get up to under the influence of no alcohol whatsoever. Pennames of individual authors will be posted here in alphabetical order, if and when they elect to admit their involvement in the project.
It will continue to serve as a penname for any collaborations born in the TPP chatroom and a beacon of comedy in an angsty fandom.
The usual suspects (for 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo'):
Editor: dracontia
Secretary: shalimar1981
Beta-of-Record: broomclosetravenclaw
Chief Britpicker: lux_astraea
Authors: broomclosetravenclaw, DawnEB, dracontia, JustDesmond, leniarianna, lux_astraea, shalimar1981, SSLupin, Wolfmoonshadow
Contributors: aturia, droxy, Hubby_of_Drac, ladyinthecloak, quilter_infinity, wonderfulchild
The usual suspects (for "A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional Hogwarts: A History'):
Editor/secretary: dracontia
Beta-of-Record: SeverusLovesUs
Authors: dracontia, Potteresque_ire, SeverusLovesUs, Snapemylove
Thank you to lux_astraea for the icons!
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Reviews for The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty
Hilarious and you guys have too much time on your hands.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
LOL Thank you, though if we had that kind of time on our hands, we might actually finish another fic. :)
That was completely hilarious! I think the funniest part was Luna just taking it all in stride as if it were all completely normal! Hysterically funny!!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
Thanks very much! We had a ball writing it (especially our beloved Luna). :D
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
Thanks very much! We had a ball writing it (especially our beloved Luna). :D
I died laughing at this so many times!!!Just one right after the other!Fabulous! 
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
*keeps defibrulator on standbye*Thank you for alerting the Mad Chatters, et. al. to yet another potential hazard of comedic fic. We would like to remind you that neither the Mad Chatters nor The Petulant Poetess can be held liable for any near-death experiences you may have had as a result of reading here.And thanks very much for the review! Cheers! :D
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
*keeps defibrulator on standbye*Thank you for alerting the Mad Chatters, et. al. to yet another potential hazard of comedic fic. We would like to remind you that neither the Mad Chatters nor The Petulant Poetess can be held liable for any near-death experiences you may have had as a result of reading here.And thanks very much for the review! Cheers! :D
Thanks for the laughs ... Luna was the funniest in some ways, though Glittery-Dress!Snape (especially when adminiring his arse) was terrific too.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
You're most welcome! Thank you for the review :)
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
You're most welcome! Thank you for the review :)
This is a HOOT! Poor Severus – he can’t catch a break – wait a minute K-Mart shoppers – Septima is there, Severus is wearing his lucky green boxers, and the last think he thinks as the bedroom door shuts behind them is “These boxers ARE lucky after all.” Apparently a little humiliation is good for the karma!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
Too bad no one acquainted the author of a certain ridiculously successful series with the concept of Karma before a certain sequel went tragically wrong! Thanks for reviewing! Glad you enjoyed it. :)
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
Too bad no one acquainted the author of a certain ridiculously successful series with the concept of Karma before a certain sequel went tragically wrong! Thanks for reviewing! Glad you enjoyed it. :)
OhMyGodFuckingHilarious.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
*bows on behalf of the Mads* Thank you kindly; that's what we were aiming for!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
*bows on behalf of the Mads* Thank you kindly; that's what we were aiming for!
omfg that was fucking hilarious i laughed my arse off!! just f-ing hilarious!!Lio
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
We do try! Thanks for the review!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
We do try! Thanks for the review!
oh...my...god. second time, same as the first, a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse! *snurk* and the last line is just fabulous. perfect placement. you know, if you had just left all the kinky sex out, this would be like some 1940's farcical play. "farcical" is a word, isn't it?
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
LOL If the 1940s had been now, they could have made the implied sex in their farces kinkier! Farcical is most certainly a word--and a delightfully useful one, in my opinion. :) Thanks very much for reviewing!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
LOL If the 1940s had been now, they could have made the implied sex in their farces kinkier! Farcical is most certainly a word--and a delightfully useful one, in my opinion. :) Thanks very much for reviewing!
100 points to Luna for keeping her cool under threat of nudity, gratuitous sex and cross-dressing!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
And Ravenclaw takes the cup! Thank you, professor! :D
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
And Ravenclaw takes the cup! Thank you, professor! :D
Hee.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
Thanks! :D
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
Thanks! :D
and I can't believe he didn't Obliviate all of them!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
Hee hee... Neville ruined his chance by showing up on Professor Sprout's errand. He was one untainted witness, and it was one too many. (If he'd Obliviated Luna, no one would've known the difference. ^_^ )
Thanks for the review!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
Hee hee... Neville ruined his chance by showing up on Professor Sprout's errand. He was one untainted witness, and it was one too many. (If he'd Obliviated Luna, no one would've known the difference. ^_^ )
Thanks for the review!
LOL!!! You guys are totally touched. I don''t know where your ideas come from ,but thank god you manage to wrestle them into print to share with the rest of us! Awesome.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
We like to call it harnessing chaos to achieve our purposes. :D Thanks very much!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
We like to call it harnessing chaos to achieve our purposes. :D Thanks very much!
You guys are funny. Write more. I love the crackfics.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
LOL We hope to! Right now, pretty much all the Mad Chatters are on summer hiatus to prepare for HP conventions. Maybe this Fall. :D
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
LOL We hope to! Right now, pretty much all the Mad Chatters are on summer hiatus to prepare for HP conventions. Maybe this Fall. :D
Luna read my mind when she asked if they were playing Sardines! Did Septima get his robes, when Severus got her dress?
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
Septima definitely got his robes (and the rest!) at the end!My suspicion is that Snape's robes showed up the next day with a very 'too little, too late' apology note from the tailors. I must admit that we as writers were laughing too hard to investigate it at the time we were plotting this! LOL
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
Septima definitely got his robes (and the rest!) at the end!My suspicion is that Snape's robes showed up the next day with a very 'too little, too late' apology note from the tailors. I must admit that we as writers were laughing too hard to investigate it at the time we were plotting this! LOL
'Young lady, you are a seriously demented individual to sit through this looking as if we were all having a lovely little tea party.' YUP! Pretty much sums it up for me!!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
*grins* There's two others written, and potentially more where those came from! Enjoy your excursion into the demented, courtesy of the Mad Chatters. 
Im only at the part where Snapes remarking on the 'shiny-ness' of it and already in grave danger of choking on my morning (thats afternoon to most folk) bagel! Its a blueberry one, too.Keep em coming, I would soooo love to help, even if it was just a single sentence! You guys rock!*Currently* ROFLMFAO! [Of COURSE it's five-star. What'd you expect?]
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
*bows on behalf of all the Mads* Thank you very much! Any time y'all feel like it, pop into chat and make a suggestion, we'll see what we can get rolling. (I'm dracontia, incidentally--editor-in-chief, head bartender, & all-around insitgator. 
)P.S. What did we tell you about eating while reading this stuff!?
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LMAO! 
This is one of the funnniest one-shot stories I ever read. Can I join your group? I love writing funny stories too! You could do one that is Snape and Malfoy playing truth or dare. That would be epic!!
Author's Response: Thank you most kindly for the praise!
(As you can probably tell by the awesomely slow response time, we Mad Chatters have been on a bit of a hiatus for various personal reasons; no word on when we will resume collaborating/conspiring/aiding and abetting...)
I might be needing a brain bleach now. Snape in sequins ... that's just so wrong.Loved this. I found Neville, cast as the voice of reason, especially hilarious.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
We decided to see if we could go so far wrong we landed on Right. It worked for Columbus! (Well, sort of...)Thank you kindly for reviewing!~dracontia, editor-in-chief-cook-and-teacup-washer
Ho my gawd, I think I may have injured myself laughing :D A hundred and fifty points to whoever you are for this absolute GEM.Snape looked around the room, even though there was no chance of anyone being there. He looked at the dress again. It was so... shiny.Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear. No good can come of this...Snape later reflected that he did not necessarily appreciate his inner voice of worry enough.Hindsight, as they say, is 20/20...Point to Slytherin for deflecting the blame.It comes naturally, no doubt."No, wait! Don't leave me here!" Draco pleaded, moving as if to crawl after the Dork Who Lived, and getting tangled in his own trousers.Bwahahaaaaa!!! Fifty points from Slytherin for groveling?sartorial disarrayOw...ow...can't breathe for laughing...the door rattled yet again.OH GOOD LORD!! Is the entire student body going to find its way to the dungeons?!“It's—it's the lure of the forbidden! What could be more forbidden than using a teacher's desk, especially Professor Snape's desk. Think about it, Ronald. So dark, dangerous, domineering... Oh...” her voice trailed off in a shudder.Hmmm...she seems awfully entranced by this idea...are we sure it's not the Professor himself that might be the appeal?Little Snape jumped in excitement. Big Snape was so mortified he was sure that steam was going to start shooting of his ears any moment.Oh dear, oh dear, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard :D :D :D“I bet you wouldn't require instructions, Professor,” she said calmly.::gasps for breath::“Don't HELP them, Miss Lovegood!” Snape said, covering his eyes in abject disgust.::completely loses it in tears of hilarious joy::
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty)
Your tears of joy water the Crackfic Tea bushes. 
The inter-house team of incorrigible adult juvenile deliquents sincerely thanks you for reviewing this mess! ~dracontia, editor-in-chief-cook-and-teacup-washer