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Boisson de Vie
7.94/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 24 Favorites )Fighter. Hermione Granger has always been one. Now as her will and life wanes she will need the help of an old professor to keep her alive. Yet, everything comes down to a price. His price may just a bit steeper than others. Does she still have enough to fight in her to survive?
5,318 Words, Started 03/25/2008, Updated 04/20/2008
Heartburn Hotel
by Elisabeth
5.65/10 (17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 25 Favorites )On the road, Hermione and Severus have a literary encounter of a frustrating kind. A post-Deathly Hallows fic, so please don't read if you hate spoilers.
929 Words, Started 07/23/2007, Completed 07/23/2007
Cusp of Womanhood
3.41/10 (17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )I tried to write the creepiest fanfic I could in 100 words. Here are the results.
123 Words, Started 12/02/2006, Completed 12/02/2006
I See Monsters
3.56/10 (16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )For the grangersnape100 'monsters under the bed' challenge. Someone's sleep is disturbed by monsters, and Hermione must investigate.
447 Words, Started 10/28/2007, Completed 10/28/2007
Fluffy Bunnies
6.25/10 (16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )A specially fabricated potion leads to the disappearance of George Weasley and the unraveling of Severus Snape.
743 Words, Started 01/03/2010, Completed 01/03/2010
Voldemort the Red-eyed Serpent
by potterbrat
6.2/10 (15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )My entry for the Holiday Filk Challenge! I hope you enjoy!
Challenge Rules:
1. Only 2 submissions per author please.
2. Filk any Christmas song (HP style).
3. No rating, no word limit, no particular genre
4. Have fun!
176 Words, Started 11/28/2007, Completed 11/28/2007
Smitten (or the Devil's Advocate Strikes Again)
by Ms_Figg
7.2/10 (15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )An underaged Hermione stalks Severus Snape. Very OOC, very unlikely scenario, written as a role reversal of "The Smitten Pedophile" Exploratory. No sex. See A/N for more details. AU/AR, COMPLETE, Oneshot, Other, Parody, UST
1,062 Words, Started 05/30/2008, Completed 05/30/2008
Career Counseling
by phoenix
6.73/10 (15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )As head of house, Severus Snape has to conduct career counseling for the fifth and seventh year students, something he had not anticipated. How does he handle his first year of career counseling?
2,617 Words, Started 12/09/2007, Completed 12/09/2007
Let it Go
by potterbrat
6.53/10 (15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Third annual Christmas Filk. A reminder of why we're obsessed with the Harry Potter Books.
258 Words, Started 12/21/2009, Completed 12/21/2009
Deck the Halls
by JustJeanette
4.86/10 (14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Deck the Halls with Naked Snape-y... Enough said.
This is a JJ filk so conider yourself warned.
174 Words, Started 12/09/2007, Completed 12/09/2007
A Scandal in Bulgaria
by peskipiksi
7.43/10 (14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Viktor Krum turns to Severus Snape when a scandal threatens his career.
2,291 Words, Started 06/29/2012, Completed 06/29/2012
What Tangled Webs We Writers Weave
by sshg316
5.57/10 (14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Did you know that Subversa is writing a Snily? It's true. Someone isn't happy about it, though. See how Hermione feels about being left out in the cold.
A shameless plug for Subversa's newest story.
2,160 Words, Started 05/24/2007, Completed 05/24/2007
If Lord Voldemort Were A Client On
by fizzabella
3.21/10 (14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )What fashion advice would Clinton Kelly and Stacy London have for Lord Voldemort?
677 Words, Started 05/12/2009, Completed 05/12/2009
How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master
by imhilien
5.64/10 (14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Hermione decides that getting a makeover will make Snape see what he's missing out on...
1,399 Words, Started 04/06/2013, Completed 04/06/2013
How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic
by dracontia
3.57/10 (14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )Sadly, the title is the best part of this story. Lavender Brown gets in a tight spot. Can she get out of it by making a deal with the devil? No? Okay, how about a deal with Filch? (I almost added 'angst' to the description on that account!) In the process, Argus Filch gets his magic and squicks the living snot out of you, the reader! Doesn't that sound fun?
5,023 Words, Started 06/29/2006, Completed 06/29/2006
Hotel Fanfic Writer
5.38/10 (13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Do you really think you can leave fanfic writing? Muwahahhahah
369 Words, Started 09/04/2011, Completed 09/04/2011
The Tale Between Her Legs
by KnowiTall
6.23/10 (13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Severus and Hermione can't deny the passion burning between them.
395 Words, Started 09/15/2012, Completed 09/15/2012
Trick or Treat
by Sevvy
5.38/10 (13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Having seen off the Dark Lord, survived Nagini’s bite and lived as a spy, what could possibly be frightening Headmaster Snape so much in the run-up to Halloween ...?
3,038 Words, Started 10/14/2011, Completed 10/14/2011
The Man With The Golden Wand
by black spot
6.62/10 (13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )The name is Snape, Severus Snape. Need I say more? Completely AU. No HBP spoilers.
4,654 Words, Started 04/02/2006, Completed 04/02/2006
Albus Got Run Over By a Reindeer
by AdamiRose
7.33/10 (12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Well, this is what happens when I get too many energy drinks in my system and listen to christmas music. Filk to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
390 Words, Started 02/04/2006, Completed 02/04/2006
Voldie Baby
7.5/10 (12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )As sung to the tune of "Santa Baby". This is sooo wrong. (Previously posted to the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans.)
254 Words, Started 06/27/2007, Completed 06/27/2007
Ho'moaning
5.75/10 (12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Severus is working late in the dungeons, and Hermione gets an urge only he can satisfy. Will the Potions master give into her wanton suggestions?
3,052 Words, Started 07/22/2008, Updated 02/26/2009
Sweet Revenge
5.09/10 (11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )Ever wonder how Filch got the list of the Weasley twins? products? What did Snape go through to get that list? Vengeance can be fun, if you are on the right end.
3,725 Words, Started 06/01/2006, Completed 12/02/2006
Severus' Snake Quits the Castle
by Keppiehed
6.18/10 (11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Hollywood, here he comes ...
394 Words, Started 06/15/2010, Completed 06/15/2010