Zin
dracontia13 Reviews | 5.31/10 (13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )
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dracontia
Member Since 2006 | 69 Stories | Favorited by 208 | 51 Reviews Written | 1,397 Review Responses
Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
Reviews for Zin
MMMMM.That was just right. 
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
Thank you!
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
Thank you!
ROFL... I've had this update in my email just begging to be read, and i finally had the chance. I am so glad I did, because this was fabulous!
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. :D
you do wonderful things with parentheses. well done.
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
*giggle* Wonderful things with parentheses, egregious abuse of ellipses. I guess it evens out in the end. Thanks very much for reviewing!
Stolen bowl of porridge + honey
= 10 sickles,
Broken chair
= 1 Galleon,
Hiring a free House Elf to cook breakfast = 2 Galleons ( a week),
Finding your ex-arch-enemy is a bloody good shag - PRICELESS.
For everything else you need PotionsMastercard!
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
Oh, hooray for the 'Priceless' campaign! (I think the best review I ever wrote was based on that formula, LOL!) Oh, incidentally, your application for the PotionsMastercard has been accepted. You may remove the tear-off *cough* boxers and *cough* begin using *cough* him *cough* immediately! :D
Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)
ooh ta, ahem... I may not be around for a while, forgive me?
Brilliant! It's been a long time since I laughed this hard when reading. Great, great job!
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
Thanks very much! Glad you enjoyed it. :)
this was ridiculously amusing. i will never be able to think of draco without thinking of 'platinumlocks' ever again. and, yeah, CAPSLOCKY is among the best new coinages ever, and even if you didn't invent it, you had the good sense to use it. ; )
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
Oh, excellent--ridiculously amusing (or ridiculous yet amusing, I'm not too picky) was exactly what I was going for! Thanks very much for reviewing. :)
(*wuvs* Potter & 'capslocky' once again)
Oh my. Oh oh my. Quite possible the funniest thing to come across my eyes all day, and I work in an emergency room, so you know that I see hysterical things daily. Capslocky is my new favorite adjective.
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
LOL Oh, dear! Yes, the emergency room... dark humor and crackfic on tap. Thanks very much for reviewing! Feel free to check my other stories in case you have a need for anything funnier than the job in the future. :)
(When I see Potteresque_ire again at the convention this summer, I'm going to hug her specifically for inventing 'Capslocky.')
I rather liked this fractured fairy tale -- may I request another?How about a re-tell of the Princess and the Pea? (Maybe a Prince and a pea?)Or how about the Tortoise and the Hare? (Slow and steady wins the girl!)Really, this was great!
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
Glad you enjoyed it--thanks very much!
Um, as to another fractured fairy tale... I have almost 27 WIPs in my 'hopelessly backlogged' file, and I've even sworn off taking any more Friday dares until they're cleared. Maybe when the 'to do' list goes down a bit... in a few months... or so? *sheepish*
You did marvelous with this. Well done!
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
^_^ Thanks very much!
Response from dracontia (Author of Zin)
^_^ Thanks very much!