More great insults, I loved them! He could burst her little bubble by having her serve her detention with Filch, that would be a pair I'd love to see, HG/AF; but that probbly isn't in his plan. I'm looking forward to finding out exactly what his plan is.

You know how much I loathe the ridiculously unbelievable SS/HG genre, so I loved all the insults he poured on her. He could have more fun with either one of his hands rubbing a nasty itching potion on his 'member', than with a swotty little know-it-all.

Keep the insults coming and see if you can find a way to show what a jerk Sirius is and point out how wimpy it is for a guy, even if he is a werewolf, to run out on his pregnant wife. You are well on your way to skewering all the worst parts of fan fic and of Rowling with your keyboard, keep up the good work.

Bloody Ron had to open his mouth and spoil a girl's plans! :)

*snort*  Think you covered most of the material!  :)

My jaw hurts from grinning so hard. I loved the eyes sparkling like melted chocolate part.  But I have to ask, where's the  broken time turner and/or marriage law?

Hi there. I had to come over to this site to review Ho'Moaning!! I am in the minority group who find SS/HG rather vomit worthy so I was cheering , laughing and passing this on to everyone I could think of.  Your use of HGs trademark statements was terrific, Snape being so IC was just the icing on the cake.  "It's called loathing...", I still laugh everytime I think of this.If you're over at Occlumency, read Aramintasnapes How many buttons... , if you haven't already. It also shows what Snape really thinks of HG.

ROFLMAO. That is so funny. Poor Sevie being almost raped by a student. *shakes head and smile*

Hi Lady Whitehart! I'm still laughing. You made this little piece so enjoyable! Thank you very much for sharing. Best regards from Italy.

"Are-are those real?" he sputtered  ROFL!

Although I am partial to a loving SS/HG relationship, I was literally rolling on the floor by the end of this! It was bloody brilliant! ~The Mistress

The stack of books was a nice touch. Swotty little schoolgirl! This is awesome!

This is so cute!  I love this exchange:  Hermione stood in the doorway, her silky, honey-colored curls flowing down her back like a living thing freed. Her deep brown orbs sparkled with passion. When she spoke, her voice was husky with desire. "I want you. Right here, right now, or I'm going to explode.""Either way that will make more of a mess than I'm willing to clean up, Miss Granger," Severus sneered...Could I interest you in adding a few more chapters?  You have the makings of a wonderful story here!!!Beth