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Potions Under Duress How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master
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How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master

imhilien

14 Reviews   |   14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Humor Romance Smut Alternate Universe Parody Potions Under Duress 1,399 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Hermione decides that getting a makeover will make Snape see what he's missing out on...

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Member Since 2005  |  26 Stories  |  Favorited by 53  |  99 Reviews Written  |  308 Review Responses

Work in admin by day to support chocolate habit, writes in spare time.

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Reviews for How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master

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10/10

articcat621

Hahahaha, oh my goodness. This was just hilarious. The perfect thing to cheer me up! Lovely job! Xx

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for your kind review. :)

10/10

Esmiralda

A really funny story.  I especially loved the plushie.

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing. ^_^

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing. ^_^

0/10

Esmiralda

A really funny story.  I especially loved the plushie.

9/10

JudithsFancy

(Chuckling)(A/N: You missed describing her gold halter dress, five inch heels and any spare priceless jewelry.) Thank you. Your story kick-started my day. JF

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing. ^_^  Darn, I forgot to mention the gold halter dress, yes.  ^_~

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing. ^_^  Darn, I forgot to mention the gold halter dress, yes.  ^_~

10/10

melusin

what a nice bit of crack to start the day with :)

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thank you, it was fun to write. :)

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thank you, it was fun to write. :)

0/10

Phyllidia

That, that, that was almost painful to read.  A sort of Escheresque blend of Dr. Seuss meets Little Red Riding Hood meets a train wreck.  I think you successfully followed the rules.  I guess that's saying something.  I usually say 'thank you' at this point but instead I think I'll go find the brain bleach...

Response from Phyllidia (Reviewer)

I hope you understand that the above was said in sarcasm and was not to be considered deragatory.  Your story was a hoot.Just thought I'd add this incase you misunderstood the manner in which my review was meant.  Or if I utterly failed at coming across as sarcastic.

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing.

Response from Phyllidia (Reviewer)

I hope you understand that the above was said in sarcasm and was not to be considered deragatory.  Your story was a hoot.Just thought I'd add this incase you misunderstood the manner in which my review was meant.  Or if I utterly failed at coming across as sarcastic.

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing.

10/10

phoenix

LOL I should say you definitely got #2 used to a very full extent. What a hilariously OOC little fic. I especially loved the commentary in the story. LOL Thanks for putting a smile on my face with something so wonderfully farsical.

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing, I'm glad you liked it. :D

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing, I'm glad you liked it. :D

0/10

TeddyRadiator

I'm laughing and cringing at the same time! I've probably used every one of these cliches at one time or another - and not in parody!  But there were a couple of moments that made me laugh out loud too much!“I don’t care that her hips sway invitingly when she comes to class,” he hissed to himself as he lay in his big, four-poster bed with black velvet curtains and monogrammed black satin sheets (A/N: Squee!!).   Your squee aside made me giggle too much for comfort.~~~~ “Why?” she asked haughtily. “Because I can give detentions to students without serious justification whenever I want to – it’s in my job description,” he sneered, brushing hanks of black hair out of his eyes.~~~~~~Well  after all, he is a self-centered bastard! Thank you for the giggle!

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for your kind review, I'm glad it made you laugh. :D

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for your kind review, I'm glad it made you laugh. :D

0/10

stgulik

I liked it very much, but it was also a little embarrassing. Fanfic is my guilty pleasure; reading your fic made me remember what's "guilty" about it! Oh, well, life is short. Thanks for the laugh!

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing, I'm glad I made you laugh. :D

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing, I'm glad I made you laugh. :D

10/10

HBAR

I think you've done your job packing in fanfic cliches, lol.  And a happy ending, too!

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing, it was fun to write. ^_^

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing, it was fun to write. ^_^

10/10

sunny33

Too many good lines to mention, but THIS tops the lot. "Because I can give detentions to students without serious justification whenever I want to – it’s in my job description,”I want that job description!  No, I'm not a teacher, but I'm sure I can make it work! :)

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for that. ^_^

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for that. ^_^

0/10

anoesis

Is it wrong to adore this for it's utter tropey-ness? A perfect send up!

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing, it was fun to write. :D

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing, it was fun to write. :D

10/10

jenidralph

Hahaha!  That's too cute!Thanks for making me smile this morning.  :)

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing. ^_^

You're welcome. :)

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing. ^_^

You're welcome. :)

0/10

Very Small Prophet

I notice you remembered to follow the rule that descriptions of Hermione Sue’s hair and/or eyes always must involve food or alcoholic beverages: chocolate or cinnamon or honey or cognac, and now molasses. I notice it’s always sweet food. We never read of her eyes being the color of warm roast beef gravy and her hair like a stream of dark ale. And absolutely never brown.

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing. :)  Yes, where are the descriptions of H's eyes being like warm roast beef gravy? LOL.

Response from imhilien (Author of How Hermione Ensnared her Potions Master)

Thanks for reviewing. :)  Yes, where are the descriptions of H's eyes being like warm roast beef gravy? LOL.

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