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Fair Exchanges
Fawkes_07909 Reviews | 6.76/10 (909 Ratings, 0 Likes, 358 Favorites )
Hermione wants to learn Occlumency, but Severus Snape is not known for his generous nature. Both may learn more than they bargained for before the tale ends.
This is canon-compliant with books 5 and 6 and provides a behind-the-scenes story that JKR never even guessed...
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Member Since 2006 | 14 Stories | Favorited by 163 | 109 Reviews Written | 1,630 Review Responses
Someone who really, REALLY ought to be doing something else, but just keeps on writing.
Wondering why my stories take forever? Have a look at My Other Time Devourer: www.willametteartcenter.com I'm both the webmaster and the president of the Friends of the Visual Arts, a 501-C3 nonprofit in Salem, Oregon. We Put The Fun Back In Art.
Having 2 sweet little boys tends to drag things out too.
And what the heck, as long as it's self-pimpage time: If you just can't wait for the next chapter of Fair Ex, you can always go buy my book. It's not HP or fanfic but it's got that Fawkesy snark (in spades) It's here: www.turondo.com Warning: there's a bad word in the title.
Reviews for Fair Exchanges
Oh my gosh, I nearly fell out of my chair when I checked my email at work and saw that there was an update. Then I had to wait all through the day until my kids are headed to bed. Torture, I tell you. I think canon is going to prove more difficult around HBP but you can do it! *sitting on couch, sadly realizing that cheerleading moves are definitely not in my repertoire at this age* Yes, it was a short chapter but I was still thrilled to see it. I hope you can stay motivated and RL gives you some spare time. I don't think the out of order issue matters at all if you are worried about that. The last two that were posted prior to this one kind of stood alone anyway. You can go back and fill in the blanks easily. *pondering what else I can say or do to keep the chapters coming* Still LOVE your story and will be anxiously awaiting the next chapter... even if it takes awhile... sigh. Thanks for making my day!
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Thanks! I know the feeling--I love it when a long awaited update comes through too. I'm just glad there are peeps out there who haven't given up on it!
Ohhh dear dear dear. LOL.Makes me think of Lolita and the Police song "Don't Stand So Close to me." FUN FUN FUN.
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Well, this IS an SS/HG ship story, so it hadda happen...
Response from mimmom (Reviewer)
Oddly enough, as many ss/hg stories as I've read none of them put me in mind of these things as this one. I'm not sure why. Anyway, it's fun.
Another hilarious chapter, this time with Extremely Drunk Snape in the starring role... When he said, "Good evening, Mish Granger. Hee hee hee," I suddenly thought of Rowan Atkinson in the Black Adder II episode "Beer" when he finally got drunk. I think Atkinson could have made a pretty good Snape if they hadn't been able to get Rickman for the role (although I'm glad they did!).He is so going to regret this in the morning...if he even remembers most of it!
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
He's definitely going to have a headache, that's for sure. I just hope he doesn't have potions with the 5th Years first thing...
This chapter was just as hilarious the second time around! Severus is so evil! But it certainly worked for him, didn't it? I seem to recall, however, that this little subterfuge will come back to haunt him later on...oh well. No plan's perfect. And it will serve Lucius right, after siccing Umbridge on him to begin with.My favorite line in this chapter was: Snape still felt like he'd just licked a toilet seat. Talk about imagery! I simultaneously winced and laughted when I read that, but it summed up the encounter quite nicely, I thought.Great stuff!
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
You know, that was one of my favorite lines too and you're the first person to comment on it. Ya just never know, I guess.
I'm with mimmom--I'm fairly certain that I've read this before, but none of the chapters are marked as "read"! I guess I'll just have to read it all over again! Anything to get Harry out of his hair a millisecond sooner, huh? Severus has always seemed exceptionally jealous of his privacy, so this seems quite a leap of faith for him to accept Hermione's offer. Unless he subconsciously thought highly of her already and just wouldn't let himself realize it... I mean, she can't help it if Harry and Ron can't do without her! Of course she can't.
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Well, in this Potterverse, Sev despises Harry so much that yes, ANYTHING to get him out of the office a millisecond sooner. That's EXACTLY what he's thinking.
LOL. Poor Severus. He's a mess.
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
And this is just the beginning...
hahaha! Just as funny the second time.
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
*snork* Even I sometimes laugh at this chapter, that's what getting away from it for a few years does.
It's been so long, and I really missed them, so I nearly jumped on my seat when I saw the new update. I'm a bit disapointed that it's so short but it's so good to have them back that I won't hold it against you.I really hope you'll find time and the muse to work on it in the (near) future. You know, I was reading fanfiction and this particular story on a another archive, and you made me discover TPP because there were rules issues with the way the story was turning out (Severus and the female centaurs) so you suggested that I could go there to continue with the unadultered one. So I must thank you with all my heart for making me discover a whole world of SSHG stories and wonderful people that I come to admire and love greatly. Thank you thank you than you
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
COOL! Yeah, MNFF had issues with many parts of this story, which is why it's "completed" over there in 20 chapters. That's cool that my story led you to TPP--this is my fave archive too.
Oh Snape, Snape, Snape.I love this story. I can't remember how it all turns out so it's like reading a new story over again.
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Cool!
O my god!!!! LMAOLove it! Why have I never seen this before????
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
hmmm... maybe you read it on MNFF first? They wouldn't let me post this chapter, it was too OOC for Lucius, they said. *shrug*
Oh my god.... I laughed so I hard I'm crying... Well done, Severus!
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
He's our man...
I'm pretty sure I read this story before. I love it so I'm going to read it again. The thing is, it really pushes my willing suspension of disbelief. I can't imagine Snape ever agreeing to such a thing. But the idea is such a lovely one that I'm glad he does in your story. LOL.
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Well, it might help to note that the only REAL reason he agreed is that he had a glimpse of hope that Hermione would help Harry learn Occlumency, thereby getting his least favorite person the hell out of his office.
Response from mimmom (Reviewer)
Yes, this is quite true. Especially after Potter figures out a little bit of legilimency. I expect it would be terrible to have those eyes looking at him with so much animosity.
Snape has become a slut puppy...I enojoyed the literary ride...thanks.
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
No prob. Someday there may even be a little more.
This story starts out very well. Now I read the reviews to see what the bedtime-story is, but no native speaker has bothered to comment yet... darn.I will stick with the story for now, since I like your style, and this Hermione is just so bold. But in all honesty... I am still hoping for "Private Lessons" to continue.
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Sigh... me too. All I need is time. And quiet. Those are rare in this household.
AHHH. Love it. Please update, yes?
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Someday--I have it all planned out, just no time to write.
where's the rest of it? I know there's more on MNFF, but that's not really on the current storyline...
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
There's actually less story on MNFF, although the original ending is over there. I'm still working my way up to the ending on this archive...
Response from 4everahermit (Reviewer)
Oh, cool! There's more! Can't wait to see it! You are a great writer by the way, and I really love your stories! *salutes*
Can we keep the owl for a pet Mom? Plllleeeeeeease!!!! He is so cute and cuddly! We promise to take care of him!
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Cute and cuddly...yes, the essence of Snapeness.
Is Snape a runner? Seems like a fine time to start training for a marathon! Very hot that he wants her to try in his bedroom though. That would be enough backgound for me
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
LOL, well, good thing he's so tidy, wouldn't want to send her in with dirty socks and plates full of half-eaten chicken wings laying around.
What a terrible nightmare she is having! I abhor that falling sensation in dreams. I was going to stop for the night at chapter 20 but now I have to know...
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Hope it's worth it!
Maybe if they snuggled she could fall asleep easier???
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Like SLEEP would happen...!
If only Hermione could help Harry learn...but then it wouldnt be a 7 book series would it?
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Heh, no it wouldn't, would it? Or at least Sirius could have lasted another book or 2...
Do I get a prize for predicting his departure?? House points??Please tell me the classroom door was shut and warded when they were speaking? meep!
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
I don't think even Slytherins like to hang around the Potions room after class.
I suppose he snuck off and didnt even tell her over the easter break? Well now she is showing him that she can be trusted to not reveal their relationship isnt she?
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
I think she's basically showing him that she's PISSED OFF that he'd bail without telling her. And has some suspicions of her own.
I am hoping she follows right along to Spinners End. What better time for some marathon occulmency sessions?
Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of Fair Exchanges)
Ah, but we know she spent spring break at Hogwarts with Harry and Ron, studying for NEWTS. I try to stick with canon as much as possible.