Loving the twisty take on where Snape was while the battle at the Ministry was raging. OotP has always bugged me a bit because it seems to be full of loose ends and red herrings, plotwise. But.. that does leave a lot of room for the imagination, and this is a satisfying alternate view of things that might have been going on behind the scenes.

Won't he feel guilt that he was "being laid" while Hermione nearly got killed? This Snape, however enjoyable to read he may be, isn't the least sympathetic to me. Well, it's not as if I liked Snape because he's such a sympathetic character ;)The smarmy little weasel was showcasing that beautiful silver hand = priceless.

Was Umbridge cognizant during the part where Severus was having his little trystssss? After all he did try to convince Dolores that he was a gay guy ...that's into bestiality?

Was he or the 'ladies' being responsible so that no little half-Snapes are going to result from this romp?

Does he not feel even the slightest remorse for having kicked up his heels with the herd when he's attracted to Hermione?

Will Hermione find out about what happened in the woods while she was risking her life at the Ministry?

I think these are valid points that need to be answered! Since you wrote it, I think it only fair ... well, I'm just really curious!

That leads me to a naughty thought. If he's able to "please" -what?- four centaura? What does that say about his "equipment"?

Hmmm. It would appear as if someone might be insinuating that a certain Divination professor might not be housebroken! Naturally, when Firenze was invited into Hogwarts to teach classes, I did wonder what facilities were set up for his use. Was he just to find a private corner in that 'conjured forest' classroom? Did he save it in baskets for Herbology or Hagrid's garden? Did he have to dash outside every time he had to go? Can a centaur that's 'holding it' jiggle on four legs? These are just some more of the multitudes of unanswered questions in the world of Harry Potter.

OK, I've stirred it up. Now it's your turn to distract with some other point as you usually do... 

Yup, I'm definetly a fan of these cantaura.

That makes Severus's guilt all the worse, that the curse was developed from one of his own. His silent scream says more than words ever could.However angsty this chapter is, you make up for that with touches like the grumpy Fawkes and "theveruth thnape".Great stuff as usual!Why do I get the feeling that the dragon dung will really hit the fan in the next chapter or so?

reading some of the reviews has given me a thought.  will LV sit back and ponder Snape's memories of the forest?  Will he look back at each of the females and try to figuire which one is named.  How will Severus explain the Hermione one when she's not visible to the minds eye?  Shy Newbie?

Waiting for your wonderful story and comments. p87 

[Squawks in shock]  His a** is grass, in Hermione's book, for not coming to see her!  Seriously deep doo.  However, an excellent chapter, and I know why he couldn't, but he didn't even try to sneak! [Sigh.]  The foals were cute, especially the lisp, and isn't it just like Firenz to play up both sides? What an honor, but don't push your luck!  Great job!

I thought Firenze was going to grill him about the night before in the forest. 

thank you for a quick update.  Will Hermione hear about the time in the forest?  waiting for more your faithful reader p87 

Oh WOW! Poor Severus.. I'm glad he didn't endure Voldy's wrath! Great chapter..so Looking forward to more!

I am so happy to know that every day when I need my daily dose of ss/hg I can count on an update from you, I do love this story. As I think I have mentioned in the past, your chapters can be short, but you make up for it with frequent updates, so I'll not complain too much. Oh, and I'm a little weirded out by the snape and a bunch of horses thing I don't care how pretty they are, yuck, lol.

What an excellent closing line!  The whole scene was comical in a surreal sort of way.  "Did you come here on horseback?"  HA!  (I suppose you might have to change the rating if you'd said "did you come on horseback?")

Ohh and the plot thickens.  What will Hermione think of Severus' little adventure in to the woods and what will Severus think realizing that he was thinking of her whilst having sex.  Your quite good you know please continue this story It's one of my favorites.Elen

good chapter. thank you for the quick update.  i saw hermione's name in the midst of names.  was that an accidental slip of his?  was he thinking of her while attending the needs of the herd?

waiting for more. 

"When Dumbledore arrived last night, I was certain you had betrayed me. I intended to slaughter you, here in your own kitchen, in a particularly abhorrent fashion. And against all probability, you have brought good cheer on an otherwise dreary morning. Ah, Severus," he continued in a tone that could almost pass for fondness, "I still don't trust you. But I'm glad I can let you live."BUT I'M GLAD i CAN LET YOU LIVEYou're brilliant.

I really think that the first part of this chapter truly rivals that part of Ch. 5 that has become infamous.

Yes, having finished the chapter now, most definitely, this chapter will hold equal place in fanfiction perfection along with your Ch. 5 The Great Escape.

BUT - Hermione! Severus did a little brain slip and LV just thought she was one of the 'centaura'. Hmmm. Or it was more like Sev's Little Brain slipped...

Too cool Fawkes! Great way to start the year out. 

I agree with Hermione--I don't care much for horses...That was a stunning plot twist, in any event.

Jeanine - I have picked this wonderful story back up here since its demise at Mugglenet.  Rereading the chapters has been a blast.  I look forward to the next update. 

LOL, go Sev!

Oh dear, I hope Voldemort doesn't dwell on those names. He'll eventually figure out where he heard the name Hermione before. Or did he actually say her name on purpose to see Snape's reaction. I think he may have something up his evil sleeve! By the way, Severus might have had to keep the peace with the Centauras but I think he might have enjoyed it a bit to much.  I hope guilt overcomes him!  ...growl...

And there you have it... sex can get a person into trouble, but it can get them out, too. Nice tightrope act with the Dark Lord. Except for that slipup with Hermione's name, and speaking of her, won't there be some explaining to do? (And I don't think she'll find "I just started equestrian lessons" very plausible.)

I've not been around for a few days, and you've been busy it seems ... as has Severus.  Hmmm.  So the centaura seem to have an understanding of events beyond their forest and move to protect their favorites.  Is one of the centaura named Hermione or is that a mental stutter?I thought it was extremely clever of you to put Voldemort at Snape's house on Spinner's End.  It gives a subtle reason for Wormtail's presence.  I'm curious to know how Hermione - the witch - will respone to Snape's getting laid while she's was practically killed.  Hmmm.  Were it me, I wouldn't be happy at all.

So what is a fair exchange for Hermione, Hmmm? And what about the occlumency lessons? With what is going on between them, does he not think that his escapade in the forest will become known? Snape made a vow not to hurt her, but I imagine that he has when she finds out, and she will, I am sure. I am also wondering how dear Snapey is going to feel when he finds out that Hermione is badly hurt while he was in the forest enjoying his bestial gang bang....

OMG that was so freaking hilarious! ' So put that in your pipe and smoke it'. Oh so good! I'm glad Sev woke up feeling like shit though. Sorry, I just hate men who aren't faithful, but I see why you had to do it and trust me it was pretty much worth it. Please update as soon as you can! This is brill!