Polyandry and Other Problems
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A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.
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Jumped on the Harry Potter bandwagon in 2000 (when Goblet of Fire was out in hardback). Prisoner of Azkaban is my favourite in the series, followed by Order of the Phoenix. I read and write in the SS/HG corner of the Potterverse.
Reviews for Polyandry and Other Problems
So where is the master of the house? Can't wait to see how this plays out for everyone.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Probably asleep in his bed, as it is midnight for him.You don't have long to wait! I'll be posting the next chapter soon.
you just can't do that!! how can you just leave us like that???? great chapter by the way
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Sorry, I couldn't resist! Thank you, glad you liked the chapter despite the evil cliffie.More coming soon.
Wow, that was very unexpected. Frightening as well, let's hope help arrives before it's too late.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you! I hoped it would be unexpected. Hopefully it will...
oi! evil, evil, evil...lucius is really starting to get on my nerves. triksy is definitely a pain but would/can a house elf poison someone in their master's house?
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you! Evil is what I was aiming for.It must be possible as Tom Riddle managed to frame a house-elf for murder in the process of making one of the Horcrux.Thanks for reviewing!
! i'll saves you mione! ~rushes in and saves her!...then sends a gremlin after sev and lucius...nasty buggers, my gremlins!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
I think Hermione might object if you sent one after Severus...Thanks for reviewing!
Response from keske (Reviewer)
weeeell...one would go to sev for help, the other would go for lucius to...not help ^^
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
That's all right then, so long as Lucius is in one piece! I need him for the rest of the story...
Oh Em Gee!!!!!Blimey! Now, who's eveil? The elf or Malfoy? And WTF is Severus, the Hero in Black???
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you!Technically that's me, but in the story itself... the next chapter should answer that.Thanks for reviewing!
OK that's just evil to leave it there!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
I just couldn't resist it! Next chapter coming soon.
Would Severus really up and leave at the end of his deadline when he was the one who set it? Has LM gone around the bend having her poisioned? What the HELL is going on Ayerf? Tell me the next chapter is in the que?
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
The next chapter should answer those questions! Glad I've got you wondering.It's not in the queue, but it will be posted by tomorrow at the latest - I'm a validated author.Thanks for reviewing!
Well that's just ducky...Great chapter and why is Snape 2nd guessing her...
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
That's one way to put it!Thank you! Severus only saw the kiss, so to him it looked as though she was participating. Definitely an overreaction, but it was too much for him.
oh NOOOOO, now I have to wait for UPDATE. Wahhh.Good story. I can't wait to see what happens next.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
I'm delighted that you want more!Thank you, the next chapter should be posted later on today.
OK, I found this the other day and now I'm all caught up. You might know that I come all this way to wait for the biggest cliffy so far! Arrg!What a stubborn lot they all are!I am really enjoying this story.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you! I'm glad that you're enjoying this despite the cliffies.More coming soon!
Great chapter!!! I really hope that Severus is going to see reason!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you! Hopefully he will...
yes, that would make me see red, too. great update. thanks so much
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you! I'm glad to hear it. More coming soon!
Wow, I can almost feel a bit sorry for Malfoy. New experience for me. LOL.This is a fun and interesting story. Well done.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you! That's good to hear, I tried to make him a sympathetic character.
Im all confused about Lucius. Yes its wrong to watch H&S have sex, although he did manage to draw the line at poloyjuice, but he staged that kiss....oh I just dont know!! Bummer about the muggle methods not working. Fudge is going to be in trouble when H gets her revenge isnt he?
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Lucius's morals or lack thereof are quite confusing...Bummer indeed. I think Fudge might manage to get himself in trouble without Hermione's help...Thanks for reviewing!
You had me snorting with laughter (not a pretty sight) with this line "They can’t have anyone not in polyandrous marital bliss, apparently.” I do enjoy the wry sense of humor from Mr. Snape. Arthur and Adromenda? It works for me! I do hope Draco and LM can reconcille at least a little bit. I feel badly for the guy, estranged from his son, bickering with his best friend and not geting laid. I guess I have been reading the LM/HG exchange too much?? OUUUUUU loookie another chapter SQUEEEE 
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you!I like my Snape with his sense of humour too.Heee! It's possible you have... Lucius should be lucky in at least one of those three things by the end of the story. I think he'd be disappointed if it was not-bickering with Severus, as that's one of his hobbies.
Well, the cat is in the cream, that's for sure. Severus really needs to control his temper, but if he managed he just wouldn't be Severus any more lol.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
That he does, but very true that just wouldn't be Severus-like.Thanks for reviewing!
Wow, Lucius blew it big time! I'm sure Severus will come around in time, but the three of them really do need to find a solution for their situation or it's going to break.Great job and looking forward to your next update!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
That they do. Thank you for reviewing!Next chapter coming soon!
Well between Severus's legilimency ability and the use of a Pensieve it should be easy as pie to prove that she's telling the truth.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Indeed! The only problem is managing to corner him and getting him to listen to her so that she can shove the proof at him, stubborn man.Thanks for reviewing!
This is interesting. I can't wait to read more. Lucius is a dimwit. I love a smitten Snape. Yet another wonderful story of him actually getting to live. I hope he gets to be happy eventually. I'm enjoying this. I will continue to read.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thanks, I'm glad to hear it! I hope you enjoy the rest of the story.
Lucius, you fool!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
He did get a little carried away...Thanks for reviewing!
Oh, and just when I'd recovered from a bout of loathing Lucius Malfoy he has to come along and do this...conniving, meddling man...I'm growing even more curious to see where he ends up at the end of this tale.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
He's certainly not making things easy for himself, apart from being loathable.That's a very good question. We shall see!Thanks for reviewing!
Oh yes the Muggle scientific approach. Hilarious! No way they'd accept that!Lucius is going about this all wrong. But then, he also has a room of voyer memories to watch. Sick prick.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
It was worth a try, but yes, it had a snowball's chance in hell.Very, very wrong! But then he probably has a very warped sense of what is right.Thanks for reviewing!
Interesting conversations! -> Clearly she would have to make sure that he didn’t shag them both senseless before important events in future. Both? Or did I miss read this?Harry and Draco - as in - Oh k. 
Makes Ginny's life easier, I suppose.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you!Both as in Hermione and Severus himself. Not Lucius! Hope that clears that up!That it does! Lucky for Ginny. And for Harry and Draco.Thanks for reviewing!
Oh, I'm so glad that GInny interviened with ROn. Too bad she didn't ask first - then she'd have avoided such a blunder herself!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
It's definitely just as well for Ron that she did, even if she would have done better to avoid that blunder.Thanks for reviewing!