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Epilogue
Ginny sat bolt upright. She flopped back, exhausted. “I remember…”
From where they lay on either side of her, Draco and Harry sat up and leaned over her, their faces mirrors of concern.
“Ginny!”
“You’re awake! Are you all right? Has the plague—”
“I’m fine.” ‘Just tired.’ “I think… I think it’s gone. I was at the Burrow, with Mum.” Ginny sniffled. Much as she’d wanted to live, she hadn’t wanted to leave there. “Not dreaming, but like when you were at King’s Cross talking to Dumbledore, Harry.”
Draco caressed her cheek. He’d lost his mother recently, too, to the same thing. Ginny had to look away from him. So soon after seeing her mum, it was painful.
“What did she say to you?” On second thoughts, Draco’s grief-stricken empathy was easier to bear than Harry’s tactless nosiness.
She paused before replying until she could be sure she wouldn’t burst into tears. “Apart from that she loves us all, she had a message for me.”
Harry gripped her hand, clumsily offering what comfort he could. “What message?”
“It’s not a plague but a curse. You-Know-Who’s handiwork, and his body had to be destroyed to stop it. Thing is, I couldn’t pass the message on.”
Before she’d even finished speaking, Harry rolled out of bed and to his feet. “We’ve got to find Kingsley and tell him!” He bolted for the door.
“But I’m awake! I feel fine! Someone else must have managed to pass it on, and someone must have got rid of the body.”
Harry paused in the doorway at her words. “We’ve still got to be sure.”
“Harry, wait!”
“Sorry, Ginny, the sooner I go, the sooner I can come back.” He ran away, his footsteps fading.
Ginny turned to her remaining husband. “Draco, could you go to Malfoy Manor? I’m fine, but… is Hermione?”
Draco shook his head. “I don’t want to leave you on your own. Father said he’d let us know if the worst happened.”
She sighed. “Then no news is good news.”
* * *
Kingsley Shacklebolt raised his head from where it had dropped onto his desk with a painful sounding thud. “Lucius Malfoy has the last Time-Turner and Polyjuice samples of me, and you say I can’t arrest him?”
Severus resisted the urge to smirk. “Not if you’re determined to be a better Minister than those before you. He saved Hermione’s life. He saved the lives of all witches, worldwide.”
Kingsley looked as though he’d smelled something foul. “Merlin fuck me. I’m going to have to give him an Order of Merlin, aren’t I?”
“Look on the bright side. The crisis is over.”
“Yes. And the mystery is solved. I had Harry Potter barge in here not long ago to tell me what you’d already told me about the plague-that’s-really-a-death-curse, and that his wife had inexplicably recovered. I knew Voldemort’s body must have been destroyed, but not who had done it.”
“Potter wasn’t too disappointed someone had already stolen his thunder?”
“Not when it meant his wife really must have recovered. He wanted to know if Hermione had survived. I think he left to see for himself… When I told him what I last knew from you – that she was dead – he didn’t want to believe it.”
Hopefully Lucius would have finished with him by the time Severus returned. He didn’t feel like dealing with Potter.
“I’ll let Lucius off the charge of impersonating me, provided that he surrenders his collection of clippings from me. And that he tells me where he acquired them from.”
Severus nodded. “Understood. I’ll pass the message on.”
“Where is the hero of the day, anyway? I can understand him sending you to do his dirty work, but I’d think he’d want to be here for me to thank him in person, just so he can rub it in.”
“He had a letter to write.”
Kingsley stared at him. “What letter can be so important?”
“This particular letter orchestrated events so that Hermione would not die. I’d say that’s far more important than being here in person.”
“He has a Time-Turner! He can be in more than one place at once. Which reminds me, he needs to turn that over to the Department of Mysteries.”
“I believe Lucius also didn’t want to risk being arrested. And I’ll hand it over personally if he does not.” Severus turned back to the fireplace and took a handful of Floo powder from the pot on the mantelpiece.
“See that you do. And Severus?”
He paused, hand outstretched to throw in a handful of Floo powder.
“Do pass on my thanks to Malfoy. And tell Hermione I’m very glad she survived.”
“As am I,” Severus muttered. Again, he wished he could have sent Lucius in his place. He hadn’t wanted to leave Hermione’s side. The sooner he could get back, the better. Before Kingsley could say anything else, he threw in the Floo powder. “Malfoy Manor!”
* * *
That night, finally alone together, Severus settled into bed beside Hermione, pulling her into his arms even as she wrapped hers around him. They lay clinging together in silence. Severus could not speak through the lump in his throat, not that there was any need to. Hermione already knew he’d been afraid that he’d lost her. Seeing him try to throttle the life out of Lucius was proof enough of that.
Finally the stifling emotion passed, and Severus could relax. His mind wandered again to Lucius, and to what Narcissa had said about him in Hermione’s memory of her near death experience. Something had to be done, but what? Clearly this was not something he alone could decide.
He pulled away slightly so that he could make eye contact with Hermione. “What Narcissa said about Lucius…”
Hermione looked confused for a moment, before she blushed and looked away. “Oh. You saw that part. I only meant to extract the bit about the plague being a curse and Voldemort’s body needing to be destroyed.”
“Look at me,” Severus murmured. Hermione reluctantly did as he asked when he gently laid his hand against her cheek. “You admitted to finding Lucius attractive, but I cannot hold that against you. He is an attractive man.”
“And I’m attracted to you. I love you, not him.”
Severus leaned over and kissed her. “I know. My point is that Narcissa’s last wishes were that Lucius should not be left alone for the rest of his life. While we are there for him as friends, I do acknowledge that he needs more, or he’ll have nothing but the emptiness of memories until the end of his days.”
Hermione nodded. “It will be at least seventeen years before there’s available witches again. The plague was worldwide, all witches will be married off by now – apart from the new Muggle-borns. But what can we do?”
“Despite his word to the contrary, Lucius does want a more husbandly role. And after all he’s done, he does deserve something more,” Severus forced out through clenched teeth. “But if we are to give him what he wants – a ménage à trois – it should not be out of gratitude. Or a pity fuck.”
“Agreed. It’s not something that can happen instantly, either, if it does happen. That sort of relationship can’t be built overnight. I might find him attractive, but I need to trust him more than I do. I mean, I obviously trust him to save my life, but I’d trust Harry and Ron to do that, too. It doesn’t mean I’d trust them to join us in bed.” She caught the thunderous expression on Severus’s face and rolled her eyes. “I don’t mean I want them to, idiot man! Just thinking of Lucius in bed with us is more than enough. Too much, even, at the moment. I’m not ready. You’re not ready. I don’t think even Lucius would be ready.”
“Perhaps a variation of a marital contract would help build the trust needed with Lucius. Something with clear conditions, signed by all of us.”
Hermione groaned. “Let me guess, that means signing with that infernal Blood quill again.”
“I’m afraid so. But it is far more comfortable than Unbreakable Vows and secure enough for our purposes.”
“What sort of conditions?”
“Nothing Lucius won’t agree to. It can wait until morning.”
She yawned, triggering a massive, jaw cracking one of his own. “Good night,” she murmured, nuzzling close.
* * *
“I have two options for you, Lucius. You can either keep your illicit collection of memories of Hermione and me, or you dispose of them and we can discuss further options for you.”
Lucius stared at him. “That’s it? Not even threatening me with loss of limb? Surely you must know or suspect the content of those memories. I’m not complaining, but the Severus Snape I know would exact his revenge.”
“I haven’t told Hermione about your collection of Pensieve porn yet. And if you destroy those memories, I will keep your dirty little secret.”
Lucius’s hand twitched towards his wand, but he casually moved it away again when Severus pointedly drew his own and began to ostensibly polish it with his handkerchief. Obliviate was not an option for Lucius. Even if he somehow managed to get the drop on Severus, not for nothing had he set up safeguards with Dilly.
“What are these options? You can’t expect me to make such a decision when there are no clear benefits for me.”
Severus reached into his pocket and withdrew a vial. “This is the antidote to your sterility.” He threw it at Lucius, who caught it with fumbling hands, almost dropping it. “I’ve already taken mine. Much as I wish it could be, it can’t be your reward for getting rid of those memories. Not when the immediate return of our fertility can be thought to be connected to the breaking of the death curse.”
“Thank you.” Lucius opened the vial and drained it, grimacing at the taste. “What are the benefits of doing as you wish with the memories, then?”
“As I wish?” Severus glared at Lucius. “What I want has nothing to do with it. This is to your benefit, not mine. I’ve already discussed the matter with Hermione as much as I could without mentioning those memories.”
“Well, spit it out!”
Severus took a sheet of parchment from his pocket and handed it over to Lucius.
“A contract?” Lucius read through it aloud, his eyebrows rising higher with each word. “‘We, the undersigned, Hermione Granger and Severus Snape, release Lucius Malfoy from his word that he will not pursue conjugal relations with Hermione, with the understanding that he will not engage in conjugal relations with Hermione alone, as that is for Severus and Hermione as a couple in love. Any possible future sexual activities Lucius is involved in must involve the prior consent and agreement of all parties.’”
Severus moved so that he could see the contract and stabbed a finger at it. “You will note that the possibility of a ménage à trois is only a future option. None of us are ready for that yet. Such relationships must be built on trust.”
“Understood.” Lucius nodded and looked over at him sharply. “Trust… that’s why you haven’t told her about that incriminating shelf of memories in my formerly secret room.”
“Indeed. It would break what trust she has in you, and she’d never be able to trust you again. She already doesn’t trust you enough yet to let you jump into bed with her.”
Lucius was staring at him as though he’d grown a second head. “You have the power to ensure that I will never have anything with Hermione, yet you would let that go? You know I have memories of the pair of you that I’ve taken voyeuristic pleasure in, yet you would let me sign this contract and open up such possibilities… Why?”
“To be perfectly honest, I’d rather that you’re not left to your own devices. I have some idea what you are capable of. You wriggled around an oath on your magic not to spy on my bedroom activities with Hermione. And there is the fact that you have changed – you saved Hermione’s life. A Muggle-born. There is also Narcissa’s last wishes.”
“What last wishes?”
“You saw the memory.” Severus raised an eyebrow. What had Lucius been doing, if not memorising every word his beloved late wife said? “Or weren’t you listening at that point? Narcissa didn’t want you to be alone for the rest of your life. Hence that condition.” Severus pointed at the contract again.
“‘…should the undersigned Lucius Malfoy require more than Severus and Hermione may be able to provide in future – namely the possibility of joining them in a ménage à trois on special occasions – he will be granted an amicable divorce on request as soon as it is legally possible.’” Lucius flipped over the parchment, checking that he hadn’t missed anything. “I see that you and Hermione have already signed. A blood quill, I presume…”
“What is it to be, then? Wallowing in memories, or the possibility of something more?” Severus pulled the quill from a pocket and offered it to Lucius.
Unsurprisingly, he took it. “I have other memories,” Lucius muttered as he signed, wincing as his signature was cut across the back of his hand as well as scrawled onto the parchment. “And I’ve never had the opportunity to partake in a threesome before.”
“You do understand that it is only a possibility? Not a guarantee?”
“Oh, yes, I know.” Lucius smirked. “But I’m also sure I’ll be able to seduce the pair of you.”
“Trust, remember, Lucius. That is the foundation you need, not lust alone.”
“On that note, I suppose you have another contract in mind to ensure that I do dispose of those memories.”
In reply, Severus withdrew another sheet of parchment from his pocket and handed it to Lucius, who glanced over the contents, balled it up and set it on fire.
“What are you doing?” Severus raised his wand. Did his friend have some treachery in mind now that he had what he wanted?
“Calm down. Hermione cannot know of this contract. While I could try to hide it, I cannot risk the manor wards accepting her more than me as a certain house-elf already has. I have another idea. I’m willing to make an Unbreakable Vow.”
Severus flinched in memory. “Don’t be absurd. Unbreakable Vows are not to be trifled with. Besides, who would act as bonder?”
“Not Hermione, as you would not stand for her to be Obliviated, I take it? No, I propose Draco. While I’d rather not modify his memories either, if he knew of my ‘dirty little secret’ it would harm our fragile father-son bond. Knowing that his father is a voyeur might be too much for his tender sensibilities.”
“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. He might be one as well.”
“Perhaps… but he might take after Narcissa in this respect. She never approved of my voyeurism. Not unless she could be an active participant, and that’s not the point of it.”
“Very well. If you are so set on an Unbreakable Vow, so be it.”
“I am. I’ll Floo Draco.”
* * *
Still glaring at his father, Draco pressed the tip of his wand to Severus and Lucius’s clasped hands.
“Will you, Lucius, destroy today all of the memories made of Hermione and myself without our permission?”
“I will.” At Lucius’s words and the ribbon of flame binding their hands together, the heat in Draco’s glare faded slightly.
“Nothing more?” Draco growled.
“No.” The tongue of flame tightened around their hands before it faded as Draco reluctantly withdrew his wand. “With the contract, this is more than enough. And the Unbreakable Vow was your father’s idea.”
“Humph.” Draco’s glower did not falter. Clearly Lucius was right and an Obliviate was in order so that the reconciliation between father and son was not damaged.
“Thank you, Draco,” Severus murmured and drew his wand. “Obliviate!”
* * *
Severus settled in on the comfortable armchair and was about to open his book when he registered that Hermione hadn’t sat down beside him yet.
She stood frozen, trembling hand outstretched to take a book.
“Hermione?” Of course. Those lethal, threatening books of her personal threshold… “It’s all right. The worst these books can do is give you a paper cut, if you keep away from the Darker ones.”
“I know!” Hermione snapped. She set her jaw and snatched the book from the shelf. She threw herself down beside him, but still hesitated before opening the book. “I know I’m being silly,” she muttered.
Severus laid a hand over hers and gently flipped the book open. “Not to me. Traumatised, yes. But don’t let it win.”
She glared down at the book. “I won’t.” She lifted it up and started to read, soon devouring pages at her usual rate.
* * *
The Daily Prophet
Friday 5th November, 1999
PLAGUE WAS A DEATH CURSE!
“Lord Voldemort, You-Know-Who, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Lord Thingy, Tom Riddle… whatever you want to call him, he was responsible for this, his last act. He almost managed to kill all witches.
“A message from the beyond ensured that he failed, although many witches died. A comatose Hermione Granger managed to pass on this vital message to her husbands. It would have been too late for her if Lucius Malfoy had not possessed the last Time-Turner, which he used to go back in time to destroy Voldemort’s body and end the curse, saving his wife’s life and those of all other surviving witches.
“For this, I present Lucius Malfoy with the thanks of the Ministry of Magic and an Order of Merlin (First Class). He has returned his Time-Turner to the Department of Mysteries, where it will allow our Unspeakables to recreate more of them.”
See page 2 for interview with saviour Malfoy!
END OF MARRIAGE LAW IN SIGHT!
The Wizengamot have finally seen sense and have modified the controversial marriage law, permanently revoking the reproductive stipulations.
Why is this, we ask? In the same announcement, our Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt revealed the reason: now that the plague is obliterated, Muggle-born births are replacing the dead witches. Magic itself is righting the balance among the magical population!
The antidote to the gender selection potion will be given to all affected witches, so that new little wizards and witches will be both male and female, regardless of whether they are pure-blood or Muggle-born. But as there already are many new Muggle-born baby girls, we should prepare ourselves for our sons to marry new blood.
The marital element to the law still stands until there are enough new witches of age. At that point, new polyandrous unions will be banned, with only existing ones remaining legal.
LUCIUS MALFOY SPEAKS!
An exclusive interview with the latest recipient of the Order of Merlin (First Class), Lucius Malfoy.
“I did what anyone in my place would have done. And I could not have done it without Severus Snape. He kept Hermione alive this long with his work on the temporary cure, a cure which held the plague-curse in check for many months. I also could not have done it without the message Hermione passed on, which let me know what I had to do: destroy the Dark Lord’s body.
“And I took great pleasure in doing so. I was once fool enough to be one of the Dark Lord’s Death Eaters, something I could not regret more. He killed my first wife, Narcissa, and almost killed my second, Hermione.
“I am the Ministry’s new Muggle-born Liaison. As such, I am responsible for the smooth passage of the increased influx of Muggle-borns into our world, who will enter Hogwarts in approximately eleven years. Once these girls are of age, I do advocate our future sons courting them.
“We should welcome these incoming Muggle-born girls. We should ensure that they are educated in the ways of the wizarding world, sponsor them. But only take them from their birth families if those are abusive. Any adoptions of such abused children by magical parents will be closely monitored. Muggles are not the only people capable of abuse.
“Despite my past views, I now know better. Look at my wife, Hermione Granger. She is a prime example of what Muggle-borns can be. Look at her achievements: the brightest witch of her age. She kept the Boy-Who-Lived alive so that he could defeat the Dark Lord. Fresh blood is to be welcomed.
“Purity should be a thing of the past. Look at what pure-blood mania almost cost us. The Dark Lord believed in it, and he almost succeeded in making witches extinct, regardless of their blood purity. I implore you to think of what he and his beliefs cost us. How many wives, mothers, sisters and daughters have to die before we eradicate the Dark Lord’s beliefs like I eradicated his body?”
* * *
“Happy birthday, dear Cissus! Happy birthday to you!”
Narcissus, Lucius’s ten year old grandson, blew out the candles on the massive cake. His pale red hair stood out from the sea of redheads around him, except where his part-Veela cousins were paler still. His half-siblings, James and Molly, were dark haired exceptions in the mass of next generation Weasleys, but then they were Potters. The concept and reality of a redheaded Malfoy had been hard for Lucius to take, but Severus didn’t believe a word of his grumbling. Lucius adored Cissus.
The supervising Ginny magically cut the birthday cake into enough pieces for all present. She slapped Ronald’s hand away, before a flick of her wand set the slices of cake onto plates, and another had everyone with some cake.
Various high-pitched cries of “Thank you, Mummy!” and “Thank you, Auntie Ginny!” had Hermione turning away, but not before Severus caught sight of her brittle smile, and the flicker of pain in her eyes. So many children… none of them her own.
Hermione moved so that she could whisper something to Ginny, whose smile faltered, but she nodded in understanding and hugged Hermione. Moments later, Hermione slipped inside the Burrow.
Severus exchanged a worried glance with Lucius.
“I know. It’s not just Narcissus’s birthday today,” Lucius stated. “Go. I’ll stay. Cissus will have to be happy just to have his grandfather here, and not his Grand-Snapes.”
Severus nodded stiffly and followed Hermione. As he expected, she had gone. He twisted into the squeeze of Disapparation.
Tucked away into a corner of Malfoy Manor’s garden were seven small graves, each with a small headstone marked simply with ‘Snape’ and a date. The last of these shared that of Narcissus’s birthday.
Whether these were their unborn sons or daughters, neither Severus nor Hermione knew. Neither had wanted to know exactly what they had lost.
Hermione knelt before the last of these, her shoulders shaking with her sobs. To see these graves was a knife to the heart. To see Hermione’s grief twisted that knife. Severus swallowed hard, and swiped a hand across his eyes. It would do her no good if he joined her in tears.
He staggered forward and laid a hand on her shoulder, dropping to his own knees beside her. She turned to him and let him pull her into his embrace, her tears soaking into his robes.
Clinging together, he waited until her sobs quietened and were replaced by sniffles. Good. Not that he resented her right to grieve, far from it… just that in her delicate state, it could add to the risk already there.
“I’m sorry,” she muttered.
He pressed a kiss against her brow. “It’s not your fault.”
“It will be if I don’t calm down! I can’t help it, though. I fear it will happen again, that I’ll lose this one, too.” She put a hand between them, to where the child swelling her belly pressed against him.
He tightened his arms around her. “As do I. But it still won’t be your fault.”
“Fear adds to the risk. I know that, even without the Healers telling me that whenever I see them.”
“There is always hope, though. Especially this time. You’ve never been this far along.”
“I know.” She looked away, at the graves. She flinched and turned back to him. “It still hurts, Severus.”
“I know.” He pulled her closer and laid his head against hers, forehead to forehead. He closed his eyes against the threatening sting of tears. “If… if the worst happens. If you never carry to term, or… it ends in stillbirth—”
Another sob escaped Hermione. He turned his head to kiss her gently. They both knew what that would mean. They had one chance for a child, only one. After that, even if it were stillborn, there would be no more.
“If the worst happens, it won’t – doesn’t – change how I feel about you. I love you, not your fertility.”
“Severus,” she sobbed, and kissed him, her tears wet against his cheeks.
* * *
The Daily Prophet
Friday 20th December, 2013
Births:
Lucius Malfoy, godfather, welcomes Octavia, born on 19th December to Hermione Granger and Severus Snape.
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The End
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AN: Many, many thanks to Kribu, Septentrion and JunoMagic for betaing. Considering the first chapter was finished on 14th February 2008, it’s taken quite a while to finish this story. It was my new year’s resolution to finish it this year, and I have managed that. Thanks to my readers for sticking with me for so long, and I hope you’ve enjoyed the ride.
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What a story, I feel as if I have been pulled every which way and back again as if through a wringer lol. Lucious with hte help from his dead wife saved the day in the end lol. So sad with all the deaths and miscarriages.
Congrats on a well written piece of writing a superb job that should be applauded. Many thanks .
Poor Ron. They were a couple. However, she still prefers Severus. What are we going to do about Tricksy?
Oh well, I guess Hermione has to lose her virginity to two veril wizards. Poor thing gets to live in wealth and be admired by the same said viril wizards. She only has to contend with a bitter and bigoted house elf. It must be hard to have her mistress replaced but she is being a bad elf. You would think Hermione would pay attention to Crook's warning. She may need to watch her back. I think she should ask for a replacement or else have a talk with Tricksy. Not a comforting name for one's personal house elf is you ask me. Being too nice may actually get her more trouble than a clear understanding that while she knows she isn't Narcissa, she is now the Mistress. It's only pragmatic. Whether she likes it or not she is the proud owner of several house elves. If she doesn't treat them like they expect they will be shamed and you don't want to piss off a house elf. It would serve her well to think about how Harry won over Creature. It would also be a good idea for the three of them to discuss their expectations. Severus can't read her mind. It would get mighty tiresome to have someone pissed off at you all the time and you don't kow why. He's a man! What does she expect? She'll have to train him.
I hope Hermione and Draco become good friends and that she can find him a bride. I also hope you get around to telling us about the wedding night in detail soon. I've noticed you've told us little about what goes on inside Severus' head. We know he is in love with Hermione and that is all. Hermione is handling this marriage thing quite well. I would have expected more emotional resistance to the marrige law. She did the best possible thing however, and took the problem head on in a proactive move that kept as many of her choices in tact as possibe. She could have done much worse. She's very lucky Severus is the first person she saw when she woke up.
Good for the Grangers. Keep those snobbish wizards in line!
Good for Draco!!! Hermione, you should have thought longer in regard to your requirements. His future bad behavior will reflect on you. You also have to have sex with him at least once and I'm sure he wants to watch you and Severus. It is unwise to be so impulsive. You should have conferred with Severus on what to request, and there should be a cooling off period in case of buyer's remorse.
While I'm sure that Hermione will eventually enjoy sex with Lucius Malfoy, she doesn't know that yet. She should think this through better. She sure as hell should have made them both work harder at getting her to agree to marry them. She's given in too easy without knowing enough about either one of them.
I hope she lives up to Draco's faith in her judgement. So far she isn't impressing me except for the paper wack on Malfoy's face. Don't let me down, Hermione.
And Severus, what will you do if Hermione feels attracted to Lucius eventually? What if she decides she liked her wedding night with Lucius? He won't mind servicing her even if they are married only in name. Will you ask either of them to promise to be faithful to your feelings for her before the wedding night?
I can't believe that Hermione agreed to go back inside. She flinched! Never flinch when dealing with a Malfoy! This is a bad start if she ends up marrying them. She needs to establish the fact that she is the queen and never bluffs! He called her bluff and she just showed her weakness because of a little rain. She was stupid to let him take her back into the house after imprisoning her on his property. If she keeps up this stupid behavior she'll deserve what ever she gets.
Marriage is not truely a deal between equals. Men and women don't think the same way. For it to be equal you both need to have the same world view. She needs to establish the perameters of the relationship immediately. I've been married for 33 years and my views on marriage and men haven't improved much since I grew up watching my mom with 2 husbands and my dad with 3 wives by the time I was 18. He's on his fourth wife now. He is too old to get laid and doesn't want to be alone. This is the first woman he has ever even let decorate the house let alone put her name on it. She has the advantage this time. In his situation he obviously see's he is better off this way so it is worth the trade off in power. He knew his other choice was the rest home.
There is a price for being married to a man who can protect you and a different price to be paid to be married to an easy going guy. Easy going guys don't take care of business. Alpha males are controllig.
OMG! To be the step mother of Draco Malfoy! Severus is an idiot. If he really loves her he will get away from the Malfoys. They will always have the upper hand because they don't care if anyone likes them. It doesn't matter to them if they are right or wrong. The only way to keep from being controlled by them is constant vigilance and brute force or imperio. Not the way I want to live my daily life, how about you? He and Hermione alone could share power, trade power back and forth and compromise.
Another thing about Severus making this deal with Lucius, does he really think Hermione would be willing to have one of her husbands cheat on her? It isn't in her nature to understand any possible advantage to being married but not not in a committed relationship with husband number 2 under the circumstances she is presently given. She isn't smart enough to be able to enter into a business agreement with him as a condition of a marrige of convenience. Severus should be able to read his Griffindor better than this. It's a wonder he survived the war at this rate. Sheesh! He's thinkling with his dick.
And let me tell you, Hermione, Severus Snape isn't worth taking on Malfoy just to be with him. Severus Snape is his own peice of work. In this case, he isn't even totally on your side. He's made a deal regarding you with Lucius Malfoy, forgodssake! And by all that is holy, do not agree to live at Malfoy Manor! Please tell me Severus is at least smart enough not to do this on Lucius' turf.
If Severus really cares for Hermione, I would think he would try to protect her from someone like Lucius. Does he think he has a better chance with her if Lucius and he are presented as a package? I think she made it clear how she feels about Malfoys when she was yelling at Ron. If Hermione finds out Severus made a deal with Lucus, she will hex them both. Hermione will not willingly be manipulated. Severus Snape better think about the consequences that Hermione might find out that he already told Lucius he could marry her without her say in the matter. So far he doesn't show much hope of being any smarter than the average adult male, just not as stupid as Ron. Use your brain man! If she marries more than one man will she be required to get knocked up by all of them? If I was Hermione I would go back to the muggle world and hide. At the very least she better come out of that hospital, wand at the ready.
I enjoy this original premise for the marriage law plot. Will Severus be able to fix the memory problem with the cure? I am surprised he was not informed of this side effect. Amazing how Lucius never stops his plotting. I wonder if Severus has given him an answer yet. I wonder how much time the wizards have to comply. Surely not untill the living witches are all well. I assume at this point, that is why Severus is still not married. He and Hermione apparently have a past that is at least cordial, perhaps a bit more. I can't imagine Lucius being able to seduce this incarnation of Hermione. But I may underestimate him. I'm sure he will be as charming and repentant as a cross between Don Jaun and Saint Peter to Hermione's face. I wonder how much say the witches have over who they choose to marry. I would hope that since there are so many wizards they will be allowed to be courted. Hmmmm. More than one husband sounds like a lot of man-children to manage. Training just one is hard enough. If the woman is weak willed I can't imagine how they would work out the pack order. Two or more alpha males to one woman will take some thinking about. Who would fare the worst, the woman or the men? Being an alpha female myself, alpha males don't usually even ask us on a date. Thinking of the ones I know, we would kill each other soon into the marriage. I do not obey. I've decided the weak female would fare the worst. A couple of house elves will be helpful. I can't imagine the women who have to take care of more than one man. Multiple men would blame all of their problems on her, rather than themselves or each other. This will not be a problem for Hermione, I think. If she has enough money and a couple of house elves, would it be worth it to have separate homes for each husband? I'm sure the purpose of this law is to keep the witches perpetually pregnant. Just kill me now. Gods, how I hate being pregnant. I wonder what the penalty would be for using black market birth control potions or spells.
I never thought I would say "poor Lucius" in my life. But, poor Lucius. I bet the magical wedding will be even more difficult.
well we couldn't leave poor Lucius to his hand for the rest of his life now, could we? By another month he should be pretty well done.
Hooray for Fawkes! He wrapped his arms around her, lips by her ear. “Kinky.” heehee. I'm glad Lucius liked his present, it was a lovely idea.
Will he strew sugar on that bottled spider?
Severus wasn’t sure what was worse: imagining what was happening or witnessing it. Regardless, she needed him. That was all that mattered. my heart, it is going pittapat.
mmm nice morning they had there, and I like how Luc is starting to warm up. I should be going to sleep already, but can't stop...
I love Hermiones thoughts about her two husbands while Ginny is casting the spell. I can almost feel sorry for Lucius, looking at his bare left hand, can forgive him being quite suck a prat. Nice that Draco's trying. Granger’s gaze felt as if it could see into his soul. Much like Severus’s could, Draco realised. He shuddered to think what she’d pick up from his father. ooh, shiver.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thanks! Poor Lucius - still a prat, but a forgivable one, at least sometimes. Glad that you like how Draco is trying to be decent.
“I keep white peacocks. What do you think?” :-)
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Glad you like that line! Lucius was fun to write.
Pity Lucius is being such the prat, I love the house - and the library :-)
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thanks! He does come with a very big bonus, doesn't he? Even if he is a prat, at least there's his library.
Mmm, have to admit to having a tendre for duellist!Lucius. Pity Herms doesn't see it that way.She strode away, refusing to look back even when Severus called her name desperately ... sniffle.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thanks! Glad to hear it. Too bad for Lucius, yes... and almost too bad for poor Severus, caught in the crossfire.
Now there is a marriage law I could get to like ;-)
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you! So long as the men involved were like Severus (and maybe Lucius if he behaves himself) I'd be inclined to agree with you.
Eeeeheehee! I'm dying to see Lucius duel Ron over Hermione :o)
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Poor Ron - he really doesn't stand a chance!Thank you!
Congrats on fufilling your new years resolution! It was close but you did it. I really liked the way you let magic itself balance out the birth rations. Very cool. Thank you for giving us a happy ending with out making me puke. In otherwords enough angst with a surviving child ! Wheeee! You done good Ayerf. Thank you!!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Too close for comfort, but a relief!Glad magic balancing things out worked for you, I hoped it would.Thank you very much! I wasn't sure if it would count as a happy ending, but I guess the surviving child made it one.
What I liked best besides ridding the world of Voldy's remains and final curse is Lucius' POV. Even in the midst of a horrible time crunch he still manages to be amusing. Love that man!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you! I hoped Lucius's POV would be funny and lighten the tone a bit in that tense time.
I cannot beleive this story ends in 2 more chapters! How have you wrapped it up? What the hell was Narcissa talking about? and OMG Lucius is in major trouble.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Glad to keep you guessing this close to the end! Definitely in trouble... but he's sure to manage to wriggle his way out of it somehow.
Is there a major character death warning on this story?? You have me all kinds of worried my friend!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Nope, no character death warning. It was awfully tempting to have one, though... Still, sorry to worry you, but glad you were worried, even if it does make me sound rather evil!
Response from MollysSister (Reviewer)
Who else were you considering killing off? Your plague did a great job of most of the characters! LOL! Ginny?
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Oh, just Hermione. Then Severus would kill Lucius, then himself. And then I guess without them, Ginny would die too. And lots of other witches. Unless someone else could get the message out. That was my rocks-fall-and-everyone-dies scenario, but... I resisted the temptation. Somehow.True, the plague did do a pretty good job!