Chapter 9
Chapter 9 of 37
ayerfConsummation, part one.
Chapter 9
Severus watched Lucius open the window to let the owl in, carry it over to the table and feed it some bacon.
'Bird lover,' Severus thought, his lip curling derisively. If he'd gone to retrieve the letter, he would have sent the bloody bird on its way, hungry and with smoking tail feathers to boot. Even if it was only the messenger.
Lucius untied the letter from the owl's leg. He stared at it for a moment, before passing it to Hermione.
"It's for you."
'What sort of wizard addressed his challenge to the witch of the household?'
Hermione broke the blob of wax acting as a seal and unfolded the parchment. From his position by her side, Severus could also see it. The scruffy handwriting looked very familiar.
"Potter," he breathed. For a horrible moment, he thought that the Chosen-fucking-One intended to challenge their marriage. Then he actually read the letter. Potter was arranging to meet with Hermione, as she had apparently asked. What could she possibly want to talk to Potter about?
"Quill, please," Hermione said. After Lucius passed her one, she scribbled 'Tomorrow, 11:00. HJG' on the back of Potter's letter.
The owl fluttered over to her, leg obediently held out for her to tie it on. That done, it flew off, the last piece of bacon still dangling from its beak.
"It was not a challenge, then?" Lucius asked.
"No. I've got something to discuss with Harry; that was his arranging to meet with me. It would have saved us a lot of bother if he'd known his schedule for the rest of the week at the wedding. I don't know about either of you, but the thought that Owl was a challenge made my heart skip a beat."
Despite her obvious relief that it hadn't been a challenge, Hermione looked rather grim to Severus. Whatever she had to talk to Potter about was not something she was happy about. Perhaps he needed to have a word with the brat too ...
"At least it wasn't a challenge. Regardless, it would be advisable to get on with the consummations. Might I suggest with Severus today and myself tomorrow?"
"I suppose we don't have a lot of choice," Hermione muttered.
"No choice," Severus affirmed, his eyes on the window as the almost-silent whisper of air under wings drew his attention to the second owl of the morning. "I suppose it's too much to hope that you're expecting anything from Weasley."
The owl landed on the table and tucked into some more bacon offered by Lucius.
"Provided the boy isn't foolish enough to challenge us after losing the first duel," Lucius sniggered. He yelped when Hermione swung her leg under the table. Severus winced in sympathy, and reminded himself not to mention that duel around Hermione.
Hermione took the letter from the owl with trembling fingers. She frowned at the seal for a moment, then rolled her eyes. "Honestly, he has rotten timing."
"Who has?" Severus asked, not recognising the imprint in the wax.
"Viktor Krum. We've been pen pals since the Triwizard Tournament." She unfolded the letter.
Krum's handwriting was neater than Potters. And the language oddly formal. In fact ...
"How can he?" Hermione exploded.
"A challenge?" Lucius asked, shielding what crockery was unbroken before Hermione's anger eroded her control over her magic.
"Gormless Quidditch jerk! If I needed his help, I'd bloody well ask for it." She screwed Krum's challenge up into a ball and tightened her fists around it until her knuckles were white.
"We can handle Krum. Triwizard Champion though he was, he is still no match for us."
Hermione unfolded the parchment and smoothed it out. She was scrawling something, an angry note most likely, to judge by the way she almost snapped the quill.
But then she grabbed the owl, walked over to the window, tied the letter back onto its leg and chucked it out of the window.
Severus watched, aghast. "Hermione, we needed to accept that challenge!"
"Relax, I accepted it."
"You what?"
* * *
Tricksy watches Master Snape stand over Missy Mudblood. He is yelling at her, treating Tricksy's new Mistress as she deserves to be, the filthy Mudblood taking the place of Tricksy's poor Mistress. Poor Mistress, what would she say if she sees Missy Mudblood in her home?
Missy Mudblood is trying to say something, but Master Snape isn't listening. He grabs hold of Missy Mudblood's shoulders. Tricksy hopes he will shake some sense into new Mistress, but Tricksy supposes bad blood cannot be shaken out.
"Severus, calm down." Master steps in between Missy Mudblood and Master Snape. "If this were anyone else, Hermione would have done a very foolish thing. But Krum seems to care about her enough to want to protect her from us. I seriously doubt that he will fight a duel with her. Few wizards would, come to that, but ..."
Tricksy's Master turns to Missy Mudblood. "Don't do this again. It's not worth the risk."
"I'm perfectly capable of fighting my own fights, Malfoy."
"Back to Malfoy, are we, Granger?" Missy Mudblood makes Master sad, Tricksy can hear it in his voice. Tricksy will make Missy Mudblood pay for that if she is not careful.
"I'm sorry, Lucius. It's Viktor I'm angry with, not you. He's my friend, yet he thinks I can't protect myself?"
Master seems to accept Missy Mudblood's apology. Tricksy does not.
Master Snape is whispering in Missy Mudblood's ear. Tricksy can still hear them, house-elves can hear the quietest whispers.
"I have half a mind to drag you upstairs now, but if you think that your friend will back out of this challenge, I should trust that. We shall wait until we hear back from him."
"But that could take quite some time if he's in Bulgaria..."
"Eager, are we?" Master Snape laughs softly. Missy Mudblood presses herself against him. Both ignores Master's distress at this, but Tricksy notices. Tricksy is a good house-elf.
"In all seriousness, the only way Krum, as a foreign national, could challenge this union, is if he is in this country at the moment."
The owl comes back after Tricksy serves lunch. The bad wizard who dares to challenge Tricksy's Master's marriage cannot be far away.
"He's backed out," Missy Mudblood says as she reads the letter. Tricksy thinks she is hiding something when she says no more.
Master Snape takes the letter. "What you neglect to mention is that he taunts us for hiding behind our woman."
"Typical," Tricksy's Master says. "I trust you will be no longer associating with such a charming young man?"
"Viktor's got another thing coming if he thinks I will."
Master Snape takes Missy Mudblood's hand. "Now is the time for us to ensure that our union at least can't be challenged again."
They leaves Master alone. Tricksy will stay with him like a good house-elf.
* * *
'We have to do this, but there's nothing to stop us from enjoying it.'
Hermione pushed Severus against the door to his room, her lips locked with his. One arm was around his neck, the other fumbled for the door handle.
She found the handle, but before she could open the door, Severus caught hold of her wrist. He used his other hand to gently push her back, breaking their kiss. Even so, she staggered for a moment, on tiptoe as she'd been, until Severus stabilised her with a hand on her elbow.
"Contraceptive potion," he explained at her questioning look. "It's still at Spinner's End, the house-elves only retrieved our baggage from the bedrooms and bathroom. Make yourself comfortable." With that he Disapparated.
Lucius must have modified the wards so that it was possible for them to Apparate within the house and grounds. How considerate of him.
Hermione opened the door and walked in. The bed had been made since she'd left the room. She felt a pang of guilt. Unfortunately, with the current situation, there was no way to avoid creating extra work for the house-elves. Oh, who was she kidding? The elves would probably thank them for it. The best she could hope for was to get Lucius to treat them better.
She kicked the door shut behind her, toed her shoes off and padded across the carpet to the bed.
'Well, he did tell me to make myself comfortable.'
* * *
Someone was calling her name from far away.
"Mmm?"
She heard her name again, but just rolled over and dozed off again.
...
Hermione came awake very abruptly, as if a mental light switch had been flicked.
"I know I said to make yourself comfortable, dear, but you were also meant to stay awake."
She glowered up at Severus, who just raised an eyebrow and set his wand down on the bedside table.
"What'd you do? I've never come across a spell to wake someone up." She had to get that spell out of him somehow ...
He raised his eyebrow all the more. "You've never come across Rennervate?"
"But... but that's just to revive Stunned people!"
"It also works to wake those merely sleeping. As you just found."
"Prick," she muttered.
If he heard her insult, he ignored it. "Here." He dangled a small vial of crystal clear potion in front of her. "One vial per day."
"Remind me why we decided on a daily dose," Hermione grumbled.
"Because, as you pointed out before our Muggle wedding, the Wizengamot may well alter the law to require children, outlawing contraception. In the event of that, a contraceptive lasting any longer than a day might land you in Azkaban. This type of potion also has the benefit of taking care of the risk of sexually transmitted diseases. Better to be safe rather than sorry when you will have, however briefly..." He paused, his face tight, "...two partners."
Hermione firmly pushed that thought out of her mind. Yes, she had to bed Lucius as well, but she'd rather not think about it right now, thank you very much. Today was for her and Severus. Tomorrow she shuddered involuntarily could wait.
She took the vial, pried the cork out, and drained it. For a potion that had taken over a week to brew, it tasted rather like salty water.
Severus bent towards her to brush his mouth against hers. Just as she reached to pull him closer, he jerked away. She watched, baffled and a little put out as he snatched up his wand and turned back to the door. His wand danced in a series of complicated twists, flicks and swirls.
"What are you doing?"
He briefly halted his decidedly-not-foolish wand waving. "Warding the room. Lucius happens to be a voyeur."
"Why am I not surprised?" she muttered. Severus didn't answer, recognising a rhetorical question when he heard one.
Her blood felt as if it ran cold when a nasty suspicion struck her. "Severus, darling, did you set up those wards this morning too?"
Before Severus answered her, he finished his warding. "No, but Lucius was having his breakfast at the time." Then he replaced his wand and joined her on the bed, straddling her.
He was gentlemanly enough to keep the majority of his weight on his knees ... which reminded Hermione of something.
"You owe me," she stated, her conversational tone at odds with the flush she could feel rising on her cheeks, together with her deeper breathing as he began to explore with his hands.
He paused his caresses, his fingers lingering on neck and cheek. "I do?"
In answer, she extended her right hand to him, palm down. When he still looked blank, she moved it as if she was writing.
"Ah. Yes. I did promise to kiss it better. How remiss of me."
Severus took her hand. First he stroked the back of it with his fingertips, tracing over where the blood quill had cut into it. Then he bent over it, lips almost touching her skin. He looked up at her and smirked, before he turned back to his task and closed the gap entirely.
Hermione's lips parted as she inhaled sharply. Lucius's hand kisses had been pleasant enough, but this ... Oh, this was something else. Something more. A lot more, when his tongue started to trace over where the quill had sliced her own name into her hand. Granted, not exactly over, as the skin was no longer even tender, but she wasn't about to admit to that.
It didn't seem very fair to her that she was the only one to experience this. She reached for one of his hands, only for him to catch hold of her left hand to bring it to his lips as well. Now, that really wasn't fair!
While he was concentrating his attentions on her newly captured hand, she grabbed his left hand and gently pulled it towards her. He didn't bat an eyelash at first, perhaps thinking that she was merely going to give him the same treatment. She speared her fingers through his, spreading them in the act. Then, her eyes fixed on his as-yet-unsuspecting face, she took his forefinger into her mouth.
The movements of his tongue slowed. They stopped altogether when she sucked on his finger, and he looked over at her, his eyes wide. He looked almost like a deer caught in the headlights.
Her lips quirked as she did her best to smirk around his finger, then started exploring the hardened skin on his fingertip with her tongue. When his breath caught, she sucked his finger again.
With a growl, Severus tugged his finger from her mouth and moved his hands to hold her head, burying his fingers into her hair. His elbows on either side of his head to help brace his weight, he dropped his body down onto hers.
Hermione could feel his erection pressing into her belly. She shifted, but not to shy away. His breath hissed between his teeth, his eyes narrowed. Then he smothered her smug smile with his lips, and gently bit down on her lower lip to get her to open her mouth. When he slid his tongue inside, she sucked on it much like she had his finger.
Severus groaned into her mouth, a deep rumble of his chest, and bucked his hips, his erection grinding into her with the movement. He used his hands in her hair to tilt her head back, deepening their kiss even more.
It was her turn to moan. She went for the buttons on his neck, fumbling with them for a moment before she grabbed blindly for a wand on the bedside table. It was only after she had waved it and non-verbally Banished Severus's clothes that she realised that it was his wand. Her wand wasn't quite as heavy, and didn't actually feel right to her it was still Bellatrix's old wand, after all. This wand, on the other hand, felt like it had been made for her.
Her ponderings on the matter were quite rudely interrupted when Severus placed his hand over hers and returned the favour, Banishing her own clothes.
They both inhaled sharply at the contact of skin to skin along the full length of their torsos. Hermione could feel his penis twitch against her, clearly more than ready to take her.
The wand fell out of suddenly nerveless fingers. Hermione dimly heard it clatter onto the floor as Severus redoubled his attack on her mouth. She put her arms around his neck as his hands slid up her sides, over the curves of her breasts until his thumbs slowly moved between their bodies.
Moving her hands to his shoulders, she pushed him back. He broke off their kiss and removed his hands. She dug her nails in before he could move off her entirely. That wasn't her intention at all.
"Touch me," she demanded well, begged and moved her hands down his arms to grip his wrists. She brought his hands back up to her breasts, and shifted them so that his thumbs rested on her nipples.
This time he got the message, and repeated his motions of that morning, this time on both breasts.
Hermione was just reaching between them for his penis when he shifted out of her reach. Before she could do more than draw breath to object, he bent his head to take a hardened nipple between his lips. Severus swirled his tongue around it, all the while keeping up his attentions with his hand on her other breast. She reached down to thread her fingers through his hair.
She was only vaguely aware when he shifted off her, caught up in the sensations he was still creating at chest level. That changed when his free hand moved between her legs, two of his fingers gradually thrusting into her vagina, his thumb on her clitoris.
After that morning, he knew exactly what to do, what motions would make her heart pound and her breasts heave.
Hermione gave a whimper of protest when his mouth abandoned her breast, but that was quickly stifled when she felt his hair tickle her on the way down to...
"Oh!"
His lips replaced his thumb on her clitoris. As he started to repeat the same swirling flicks with his tongue that he'd used further up, she couldn't keep herself from bucking her hips.
The pressure built ... and peaked.
By the time Hermione regained her senses, Severus lay between her legs, his elbows once more beside her head. He bent to kiss her once again, his taste an interesting if slightly bittersweet and salty blend of them both.
His erection prodded at the entrance to her vagina. She reached down to guide his penis into the right position. When she felt him barely within her, she closed her eyes. She put one arm around his back, keeping the other in his hair. This was it. The point of no return. She pulled him closer, winding her legs around his.
Severus gradually thrust inside her. He gave her time to adjust to his girth. Each careful move and slow thrust made her sigh until he was fully sheathed within her. His length didn't quite nudge her cervix when his first thrust bottomed out, and she couldn't tell if she moaned because she was relieved or disappointed.
At first they moved slowly together, just their hips gently rocking. But soon she found that she wanted more and she clutched at him, arching her hips against him. They moved faster. The power of the thrusts increased. Severus was positively pounding her into the mattress. When he hit her cervix, she sank her teeth into his shoulder and raked her fingernails down his back. Her legs parted even wider, wrapping around his body as high as she could, allowing him to penetrate her deeper.
She could feel her second orgasm build up inside her, a powerful sensation of need. She was on the brink, she just needed, needed ... helplessly she pushed herself against him and he ejaculated, his penis twitching inside her.
And in the Ministry archives, or wherever they kept records like the accursed marriage certificates, the brown of dried blood would be turning...
'Don't think about it, don't think about it,' she thought. But it was too late. Her almost-orgasm receded, the mood was ruined, leaving her unfulfilled and aching. Then she frowned. What colour would the ink turn?
Caught up in thought, she only noticed Severus had withdrawn himself when he retrieved his wand to Evanesco the mess. Then he dropped his wand on the bedside table, yawned and proceeded to snuggle up to her. Dozing off in post-coital slumberous bliss, the ... the ... the man.
She poked him awake only for him to doze off again. Growling under her breath, she snatched up his wand.
"Rennervate." 'Hah! See how you like it, dearest.'
"What is it?" he grumbled.
"What colour will the ink have turned? Lucius didn't mention which out of silver or gold proclaimed virginity or lack thereof to all and sundry."
"I suppose it is better to discuss this now than over tomorrow's Daily Prophet," he muttered. "Both of our signatures will have turned silver."
Hermione blinked. "But you weren't the typical clumsy virgin."
He gave her a pointed look. "Neither were you."
"I'm not a ..." she trailed off. Had she forgotten such an intimate detail of her life due to the plague? She must have, though. She frowned. "But why did we go so gently at first?"
"It has been quite some time since you last had sex."
Hermione wondered why she felt so violated. Because that damned certificate would proclaim personal information to be reported to every reader of the Prophet, or because she couldn't remember losing her virginity, or because Severus knew of that when she didn't? Come to that, how did he know? According to him, they'd only been friends before the plague. She looked suspiciously at him.
"Before you ask how I know that, I'm the one you came to for your contraceptive potion when you were with Weasley."
Knowing the fecundity of Weasleys, going to a Potions Master for that had been a good idea. But had Severus harboured the feelings he had now for her back then? If he had, it had been a rather callous thing for her to do.
It seemed rather silly to apologise for something that she couldn't remember and might not even be the case, so she dropped the matter and cuddled up to him, doing her best to avoid thoughts of the next day. But she couldn't help feeling relieved that she'd forgotten about being with Ron, which opened another can of worms: guilt. She also wondered what else she'd forgotten about ... what else did Severus know that she'd forgotten? That memory regaining potion Severus was going to develop was looking more and more like something she herself should take.
AN: Many thanks to septentrion and JunoMagic for betaing, and to Kribu for alpha reading.
And thanks to catherinecookmn for this inspirational snippet with hand and finger kissing:
Severus was in his Ironic Gentleman mode, so he took Hermione's slim hand in his and held it to his lips, managing to smirk even as his mouth brushed against her flesh.
Ah, so that's how it's going to be, thought Hermione. With a smirk to match his, she held onto his hand, gently pulling it towards her own mouth... but before it arrived, she uncurled his index finger from its loose grip on her hand and, slowly, her eyes never leaving his, began to lick it.
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What a story, I feel as if I have been pulled every which way and back again as if through a wringer lol. Lucious with hte help from his dead wife saved the day in the end lol. So sad with all the deaths and miscarriages.
Congrats on a well written piece of writing a superb job that should be applauded. Many thanks .
Poor Ron. They were a couple. However, she still prefers Severus. What are we going to do about Tricksy?
Oh well, I guess Hermione has to lose her virginity to two veril wizards. Poor thing gets to live in wealth and be admired by the same said viril wizards. She only has to contend with a bitter and bigoted house elf. It must be hard to have her mistress replaced but she is being a bad elf. You would think Hermione would pay attention to Crook's warning. She may need to watch her back. I think she should ask for a replacement or else have a talk with Tricksy. Not a comforting name for one's personal house elf is you ask me. Being too nice may actually get her more trouble than a clear understanding that while she knows she isn't Narcissa, she is now the Mistress. It's only pragmatic. Whether she likes it or not she is the proud owner of several house elves. If she doesn't treat them like they expect they will be shamed and you don't want to piss off a house elf. It would serve her well to think about how Harry won over Creature. It would also be a good idea for the three of them to discuss their expectations. Severus can't read her mind. It would get mighty tiresome to have someone pissed off at you all the time and you don't kow why. He's a man! What does she expect? She'll have to train him.
I hope Hermione and Draco become good friends and that she can find him a bride. I also hope you get around to telling us about the wedding night in detail soon. I've noticed you've told us little about what goes on inside Severus' head. We know he is in love with Hermione and that is all. Hermione is handling this marriage thing quite well. I would have expected more emotional resistance to the marrige law. She did the best possible thing however, and took the problem head on in a proactive move that kept as many of her choices in tact as possibe. She could have done much worse. She's very lucky Severus is the first person she saw when she woke up.
Good for the Grangers. Keep those snobbish wizards in line!
Good for Draco!!! Hermione, you should have thought longer in regard to your requirements. His future bad behavior will reflect on you. You also have to have sex with him at least once and I'm sure he wants to watch you and Severus. It is unwise to be so impulsive. You should have conferred with Severus on what to request, and there should be a cooling off period in case of buyer's remorse.
While I'm sure that Hermione will eventually enjoy sex with Lucius Malfoy, she doesn't know that yet. She should think this through better. She sure as hell should have made them both work harder at getting her to agree to marry them. She's given in too easy without knowing enough about either one of them.
I hope she lives up to Draco's faith in her judgement. So far she isn't impressing me except for the paper wack on Malfoy's face. Don't let me down, Hermione.
And Severus, what will you do if Hermione feels attracted to Lucius eventually? What if she decides she liked her wedding night with Lucius? He won't mind servicing her even if they are married only in name. Will you ask either of them to promise to be faithful to your feelings for her before the wedding night?
I can't believe that Hermione agreed to go back inside. She flinched! Never flinch when dealing with a Malfoy! This is a bad start if she ends up marrying them. She needs to establish the fact that she is the queen and never bluffs! He called her bluff and she just showed her weakness because of a little rain. She was stupid to let him take her back into the house after imprisoning her on his property. If she keeps up this stupid behavior she'll deserve what ever she gets.
Marriage is not truely a deal between equals. Men and women don't think the same way. For it to be equal you both need to have the same world view. She needs to establish the perameters of the relationship immediately. I've been married for 33 years and my views on marriage and men haven't improved much since I grew up watching my mom with 2 husbands and my dad with 3 wives by the time I was 18. He's on his fourth wife now. He is too old to get laid and doesn't want to be alone. This is the first woman he has ever even let decorate the house let alone put her name on it. She has the advantage this time. In his situation he obviously see's he is better off this way so it is worth the trade off in power. He knew his other choice was the rest home.
There is a price for being married to a man who can protect you and a different price to be paid to be married to an easy going guy. Easy going guys don't take care of business. Alpha males are controllig.
OMG! To be the step mother of Draco Malfoy! Severus is an idiot. If he really loves her he will get away from the Malfoys. They will always have the upper hand because they don't care if anyone likes them. It doesn't matter to them if they are right or wrong. The only way to keep from being controlled by them is constant vigilance and brute force or imperio. Not the way I want to live my daily life, how about you? He and Hermione alone could share power, trade power back and forth and compromise.
Another thing about Severus making this deal with Lucius, does he really think Hermione would be willing to have one of her husbands cheat on her? It isn't in her nature to understand any possible advantage to being married but not not in a committed relationship with husband number 2 under the circumstances she is presently given. She isn't smart enough to be able to enter into a business agreement with him as a condition of a marrige of convenience. Severus should be able to read his Griffindor better than this. It's a wonder he survived the war at this rate. Sheesh! He's thinkling with his dick.
And let me tell you, Hermione, Severus Snape isn't worth taking on Malfoy just to be with him. Severus Snape is his own peice of work. In this case, he isn't even totally on your side. He's made a deal regarding you with Lucius Malfoy, forgodssake! And by all that is holy, do not agree to live at Malfoy Manor! Please tell me Severus is at least smart enough not to do this on Lucius' turf.
If Severus really cares for Hermione, I would think he would try to protect her from someone like Lucius. Does he think he has a better chance with her if Lucius and he are presented as a package? I think she made it clear how she feels about Malfoys when she was yelling at Ron. If Hermione finds out Severus made a deal with Lucus, she will hex them both. Hermione will not willingly be manipulated. Severus Snape better think about the consequences that Hermione might find out that he already told Lucius he could marry her without her say in the matter. So far he doesn't show much hope of being any smarter than the average adult male, just not as stupid as Ron. Use your brain man! If she marries more than one man will she be required to get knocked up by all of them? If I was Hermione I would go back to the muggle world and hide. At the very least she better come out of that hospital, wand at the ready.
I enjoy this original premise for the marriage law plot. Will Severus be able to fix the memory problem with the cure? I am surprised he was not informed of this side effect. Amazing how Lucius never stops his plotting. I wonder if Severus has given him an answer yet. I wonder how much time the wizards have to comply. Surely not untill the living witches are all well. I assume at this point, that is why Severus is still not married. He and Hermione apparently have a past that is at least cordial, perhaps a bit more. I can't imagine Lucius being able to seduce this incarnation of Hermione. But I may underestimate him. I'm sure he will be as charming and repentant as a cross between Don Jaun and Saint Peter to Hermione's face. I wonder how much say the witches have over who they choose to marry. I would hope that since there are so many wizards they will be allowed to be courted. Hmmmm. More than one husband sounds like a lot of man-children to manage. Training just one is hard enough. If the woman is weak willed I can't imagine how they would work out the pack order. Two or more alpha males to one woman will take some thinking about. Who would fare the worst, the woman or the men? Being an alpha female myself, alpha males don't usually even ask us on a date. Thinking of the ones I know, we would kill each other soon into the marriage. I do not obey. I've decided the weak female would fare the worst. A couple of house elves will be helpful. I can't imagine the women who have to take care of more than one man. Multiple men would blame all of their problems on her, rather than themselves or each other. This will not be a problem for Hermione, I think. If she has enough money and a couple of house elves, would it be worth it to have separate homes for each husband? I'm sure the purpose of this law is to keep the witches perpetually pregnant. Just kill me now. Gods, how I hate being pregnant. I wonder what the penalty would be for using black market birth control potions or spells.
I never thought I would say "poor Lucius" in my life. But, poor Lucius. I bet the magical wedding will be even more difficult.
well we couldn't leave poor Lucius to his hand for the rest of his life now, could we? By another month he should be pretty well done.
Hooray for Fawkes! He wrapped his arms around her, lips by her ear. “Kinky.” heehee. I'm glad Lucius liked his present, it was a lovely idea.
Will he strew sugar on that bottled spider?
Severus wasn’t sure what was worse: imagining what was happening or witnessing it. Regardless, she needed him. That was all that mattered. my heart, it is going pittapat.
mmm nice morning they had there, and I like how Luc is starting to warm up. I should be going to sleep already, but can't stop...
I love Hermiones thoughts about her two husbands while Ginny is casting the spell. I can almost feel sorry for Lucius, looking at his bare left hand, can forgive him being quite suck a prat. Nice that Draco's trying. Granger’s gaze felt as if it could see into his soul. Much like Severus’s could, Draco realised. He shuddered to think what she’d pick up from his father. ooh, shiver.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thanks! Poor Lucius - still a prat, but a forgivable one, at least sometimes. Glad that you like how Draco is trying to be decent.
“I keep white peacocks. What do you think?” :-)
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Glad you like that line! Lucius was fun to write.
Pity Lucius is being such the prat, I love the house - and the library :-)
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thanks! He does come with a very big bonus, doesn't he? Even if he is a prat, at least there's his library.
Mmm, have to admit to having a tendre for duellist!Lucius. Pity Herms doesn't see it that way.She strode away, refusing to look back even when Severus called her name desperately ... sniffle.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thanks! Glad to hear it. Too bad for Lucius, yes... and almost too bad for poor Severus, caught in the crossfire.
Now there is a marriage law I could get to like ;-)
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you! So long as the men involved were like Severus (and maybe Lucius if he behaves himself) I'd be inclined to agree with you.
Eeeeheehee! I'm dying to see Lucius duel Ron over Hermione :o)
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Poor Ron - he really doesn't stand a chance!Thank you!
Congrats on fufilling your new years resolution! It was close but you did it. I really liked the way you let magic itself balance out the birth rations. Very cool. Thank you for giving us a happy ending with out making me puke. In otherwords enough angst with a surviving child ! Wheeee! You done good Ayerf. Thank you!!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Too close for comfort, but a relief!Glad magic balancing things out worked for you, I hoped it would.Thank you very much! I wasn't sure if it would count as a happy ending, but I guess the surviving child made it one.
What I liked best besides ridding the world of Voldy's remains and final curse is Lucius' POV. Even in the midst of a horrible time crunch he still manages to be amusing. Love that man!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Thank you! I hoped Lucius's POV would be funny and lighten the tone a bit in that tense time.
I cannot beleive this story ends in 2 more chapters! How have you wrapped it up? What the hell was Narcissa talking about? and OMG Lucius is in major trouble.
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Glad to keep you guessing this close to the end! Definitely in trouble... but he's sure to manage to wriggle his way out of it somehow.
Is there a major character death warning on this story?? You have me all kinds of worried my friend!
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Nope, no character death warning. It was awfully tempting to have one, though... Still, sorry to worry you, but glad you were worried, even if it does make me sound rather evil!
Response from MollysSister (Reviewer)
Who else were you considering killing off? Your plague did a great job of most of the characters! LOL! Ginny?
Response from ayerf (Author of Polyandry and Other Problems)
Oh, just Hermione. Then Severus would kill Lucius, then himself. And then I guess without them, Ginny would die too. And lots of other witches. Unless someone else could get the message out. That was my rocks-fall-and-everyone-dies scenario, but... I resisted the temptation. Somehow.True, the plague did do a pretty good job!