A SS/HG story of food, passion and surly house-elves. In which we take an immediate hard right turn off the beaten canon to Silly Alternative Universe Land. A pinch of parody. A dash of cliché. Toss in a few OC’s and stir well. Serve hot.
- originally written for the Summer 2007 HG/SS Gift Exchange -
2008 Quill to Parchment Nominee: Best FanonHet; Best HumorFic; Best Mid-Length Fic

12,346 Words, Started 10/30/2007, Completed 11/02/2007

Humor Romance General post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 2,928 Words 1 Chapter Complete

What Happens in Vegas ...

by StormySkize

19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 17 Favorites )

Hermione Granger is living and working among Muggles in America when she runs into someone she used to know.

2,928 Words, Started 02/15/2007, Completed 02/15/2007

Smut Snapshot Potions Under Duress 802 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Skinful Sensations and Luscious Ministrations

by karelia

19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 24 Favorites )

The title says it all. Just add honey.

802 Words, Started 09/01/2008, Completed 09/01/2008

Alternate Universe Yule 2008 Challenge 1,134 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Christmas Thought

by tulaksam

19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )

Challenge: Some meddling puts two folks under the mistletoe.

1,134 Words, Started 12/21/2008, Completed 12/21/2008

Humor Smut Drabble/100-Word Malfoy Manor 783 Words 1 Chapter Complete

I’m Applying for the Part

by morgaine_dulac

19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

A fan fiction writer receives a visit: Lucius Malfoy is applying for a part. And we all know that Slytherins would do just about anything to get what they want.

783 Words, Started 08/09/2009, Completed 08/09/2009

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Splint

by pyjamapants

19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 32 Favorites )

With Severus waylaid by a painful potions mishap, his wife Hermione is forced into beleaguered service in his lab. Faced with a perpetually cranky and unappreciative Snape, Hermione determines that the best solution is to help him equate pleasure with pain.

3,636 Words, Started 10/28/2008, Completed 10/28/2008

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 350 Words 3 Chapters Complete

Hogwarts/Durmstrang Memos

by kyriaofdelphi

19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Memos from Hogwarts denizens to and from Durmstrang denizens.

350 Words, Started 04/19/2010, Completed 05/07/2010

Drama Snapshot Drabble/100-Word compliant post-DH/DH Hogwarts Castle 211 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Almost

by juniperus

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

A vignette from Neville's seventh year at Hogwarts.

211 Words, Started 12/17/2008, Completed 12/17/2008

General Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 309 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Bliss

by morgaine_dulac

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Even Severus Snape needs a break now and then.

309 Words, Started 02/10/2010, Completed 02/10/2010

Angst Romance Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 446 Words 1 Chapter WIP

There Must Be

by morgaine_dulac

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Severus Snape is always alone. But sometimes, in the depths of night, he has hope.

446 Words, Started 07/02/2009, Updated 07/02/2009

Smut Potions Under Duress 1,488 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Resolve

by kizzy7

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

Professor Snape and a tempting offer...

1,488 Words, Started 07/01/2009, Completed 07/01/2009

Humor Romance Snapshot Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 2,240 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Signed, Sealed, and Delivered

by christev

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )

Five years after Voldemort's demise, two very much changed battle veterans are reacquainted.

2,240 Words, Started 04/30/2009, Completed 04/30/2009

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 5,913 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Unintended Consequences

by Wolfpack89

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )

Severus is lonely. Hermione is confused. What happens when a student's spell goes astray?

5,913 Words, Started 11/28/2013, Completed 11/28/2013

Erotica Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 251 Words 1 Chapter Complete

What He Didn't Expect

by luvsev

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Draco walks in on Severus making love.

251 Words, Started 02/22/2009, Completed 02/22/2009

Drama Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 556 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Dog-Ends

by lady_rhian

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Astoria is required to take a class at the Ministry. She learns other things instead.

556 Words, Started 11/03/2011, Completed 11/03/2011

Drama Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 357 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Mother Knows Best

by lady_rhian

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

... or does she?

357 Words, Started 10/20/2011, Completed 10/20/2011

Humor Romance Erotica Smut General post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 5,117 Words 1 Chapter Complete

You Win: A Very Happy Christmas, Indeed

by Pearle

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 63 Favorites )

Project: Friend Snape seems to have turned into something far greater-Project: Shag Snape.

Note: A continuation of You Win, though can be read as a stand alone.

5,117 Words, Started 12/16/2006, Completed 12/16/2006

Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 179 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Final Edit

by mia madwyn

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

The first fanfic that entered my head--before I even knew what fanfic was--upon reading the Epilogue.

179 Words, Started 10/05/2010, Completed 10/05/2010

Humor Drabble/100-Word Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 686 Words 2 Chapters Complete

Lovesick?

by MMADfan

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Ron is behaving very abnormally. Could he be lovesick, or is there another explanation?

686 Words, Started 04/28/2008, Completed 05/18/2008

Romance Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 419 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Malfunction

by peppermint

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )

Severus's blender breaks at the worst possible time. Will it all turn out well?

419 Words, Started 06/21/2009, Completed 06/21/2009

Humor Hogwarts Castle 4,603 Words 1 Chapter Complete

'Twas the Month Before Christmas

by PlaidPooka

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )

Albus wants an unusual favor. Severus refuses. What will it take to change the stubborn Potion master's mind?

4,603 Words, Started 04/19/2005, Completed 04/19/2005

Humor Drama Angst Romance General Parody Slash Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 5,318 Words 2 Chapters WIP

Boisson de Vie

by sara_jacqueline

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 24 Favorites )

Fighter. Hermione Granger has always been one. Now as her will and life wanes she will need the help of an old professor to keep her alive. Yet, everything comes down to a price. His price may just a bit steeper than others. Does she still have enough to fight in her to survive?

5,318 Words, Started 03/25/2008, Updated 04/20/2008

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