Not On Counter-tops
ApollinaV19 Reviews | 7.32/10 (19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )
Severus has to lay down house rules as Lucius and Hermione make nuisances of themselves.
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ApollinaV
Member Since 2008 | 25 Stories | Favorited by 97 | 169 Reviews Written | 627 Review Responses
Like many proud alumni of the honorable Hufflepuff House, ApollinaV is a rabbid Huffle-hugger, champion pear-tickler, and founding member of Cleansweep-Streakers Guild (the AV-Eyeful is so named in her honor). Since graduating Hogwarts, she done 'responsible' and 'professional' things - and resolves not to do that anymore. Dreadful amounts of paperwork.
Reviews for Not On Counter-tops
Oh dear,only 1094 words, I have time to read that while the garlic bread is in the oven, the alfredo sauce is keeping warm. NOW I can't stop giggling. 
Oh poor Sev, all the hard work while Hermione and Lucius play. Nicely done!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
Oh yes, Lucius and Hermione will have to make it up to him. Thank you ever so much for the kind review! <3 AV
Nuthin' says lovin' like som'thin' from the oven! Now about that garlic bread...I'd love to know what high-jinks brought our threesome into the kitchen nekkid in the first place.More, please. 
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
I don't know about exploring what got them there, but I'm thinking the food might have to be put on stasis. I'm excited about writing some good smut for a chapter 2 next Drabble Night. Thanks for reviewing. AV
omg! the mental images! magneloquent! thanks so much
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
Thank you kimjo. I'm actually thinking this one needs to be continued with a Ch2 if I get prompted next Sat for drabbling. AV
This is fabulous! Hot and funny and my OT3. Will Hermione get her wish? I'd love to see more of this.
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
Thank you. I'm actually trying to do a follow up chapter. LM/SS/HG are favs of mine as well. I appreciate the review. AV
My dear! As ever, hot, funny, clever and so well done!! You know I love either of my Malfoy boys in threesomes...but Lucius/Severus is just a thing of beauty. Maybe someday you will fulfill all my wishes and write a threesome that includes Draco...I told you, I believe he likes to be shared. Quick! Someone put out a prompt like that!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
You know, the prompts for Sat Night Drabbling can be found starting on Fridays on the TPP Forums at the bottom of the page. I don't know about Draco, but I definitely want to write a follow-up, 'what happens next' chapter. This was such a tease. Ah well, I have a 1,000 word cap that I keep bucking at. 1,000 words isn't nearly enough. AV
I am tickled with Severus' shiny and new modern kitchen. There will be a second part where Hermione gets her wish? Right?
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
Actually, yes. I want to see if I can get the story unchecked for COMPLETE. I'd like to add a second chapter to it of pure smut. It's such a tease as-is. And the Muse is not pleased. Thanks. AV
Apollina this was awesome, hot A hilarious. Just thie mental image of Death Eater share time had me laughing out loud. And Severus cooking in the buff...priceless. Thnks for this little ditty that was a great prompt reponse. Much Love ~ Brena
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
In another drabble I had him brewing nekkid. I think every fic is just made ...better with a naked Severus. Note to self - when in doubt, remove Severus' clothing. I need to write a follow-up to this tease. AV
Two forces are pulling me apart on this fic. On one hand, my squick factor of someone's naked bum (and more!) on the countertops has me running for my can of Lysol. On the other hand, Severus + Hermione + Lucius = YUMMY!! Who cares where, when, how, why, just give me more!!!!And Hermione's little discovery - I love the resounding silence when they (at least Severus) don't want to admit their history to her. Thanks, AV, for a funny, sexy, tantalizing fic!(Maybe they could settle for takeout and just forget about countertops.)
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
This is what happens when you disappear on me. Geez woman. That's it! No more personal life for you. And look at you, all picky. You want Severus+Hermione+Lucius any-how, any-where. And yet, just not on the countertops. Put down the Lysol. I know it's still in your hand!
Honestly... this needs another chapter. It was such a tease. Sumt is definitely the order of the day.
AV
Response from christev (Reviewer)
Er, um... need a beta for chapter two? How 'bout chapters 3 and 4? Not that I'm slobbering over my laptop at the idea of them, though, just so's ya know... :D
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
Looking at reviews, the readers also think the idea has merit. *quirks eyebrow. I can work with this.
Great, I just love stories like this:-))
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
Really? I'm glad. I've been toying with writing a follow-up. It needs one. I halted it because I hit my 1,000 words, but I'd rather start another chapter with Severus casting warming charms on the food and ignoring it. AV
What a delightful way to wake up on a Sunday morning! Now if only I had my very own pet Death Eaters to help me with preparing cream sauces ;-)
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
So, you like the raunchy, crass humor? Atta girl. I think this is going to need a follow up fic. And I'm just going to have to ignore the 1,000 word cap. I want to see more of them together too. AV
Response from pythia_delphi (Reviewer)
A follow up sounds like a marvellous idea. I am all agog with anicipation.
That's abosolutely brilliant response of the prompt. I wouldn't have dare dream of it. Thank you so much.Ps : Is there a way we can have the details about Sev' and Luc' past games? 
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
I keep wanting to write a follow on. I was limited to 1,000 words per the rules, but seriously, it was torture. I'd like to write what happens next, and screw the word limit. Thanks love. AV
Whew, that was hot and funny too. I wouldn't mind seeing Severus and Lucius enjoying themselves together.
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
You know, the muse does too. There's a yearning desire to write a follow up. Possibly with other house-rules. I think it will be awhile before they get around to the garlic bread. AV
Response from luvsev (Reviewer)
Yes, yes. Please write a follow up! If you do, not only will I read it but I will also squee in delight!
I'd a thrown them out too!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
That seems to be the general consensus. But would Severus have minded if he was the one who had Hermione in the kitchen? Probably not. AV
ROFL! Don't blame him at all! :)
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
Yep. Her bum is very unsanitary. That seems like a very reasonable house rule. Thanks! AV
Lucius Malfoy cook! Not food!Severus had things well in hand anyway. I loved him throwing them out! I wonder if he'd have minded if he was doing the christening?
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
I think if he had been doing the christening he's be less concerned with kitchen germs. And a Malfoy with filthy, gutter humor is a beautiful thing indeed. AV
rotflmao! that is hilarious! thanks for answering my prompt! :)
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
Thanks Lyn. I figured that was where your dirty little mind was headed by pairing them together. I actually want to write a followup with more smut. I may have to give up the 1.000 word cap. AV
*melts* My favourite O3 AND food pr0n!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
I closed this fic out, marking it as Complete. Would it possible to open it back up and write an explicit follow-up chapter on what happens next? I have a feeling a stasis charm will need to be cast on the food. -AV
ladyinthecloak's response: Absolutely, you can do that! Go into 'edit or delete' on your account page. Where it says 'yes' for complete, click on the 'yes' and it should turn into 'no.' If that doesn't work, let me know.I love it :D Food porn AND smut. Very tasty.
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Not On Counter-tops)
Ha! There wasn't that much smut. I wouldn't call it explicit. I was pressured to keep it under 1,000 words. But I'd like very much to write a follow up on what happens next. And well, I'm disinclined to keep it under 1,000 words. AV