*hic*Sorry 'bout that... Is there anything in particular I can help you with? I thought it was pretty straightforward... lads stopped for vehicle code violation, held for suspicious subtances; Neville to the rescue; they will all be embarrassed for life; moral of the story: Avoid Fairy Joy Juice, especially if you're a werewolf. *grin*I've always thought of this as taking place more in the Twilight Zone, actually--I've always been a few ticks off either horizontal or vertical!

Uh-oh... Moto's going to be in trouble now! *grin*I'm glad we could provide a smile in time of trouble. That's what fairy god-jarveys are all about, after all. Thank you kindly for reviewing!

Thanks very much! *trembles in anxiety at the fear subsequent chapters will fail to measure up*If you ever find a job that makes you laugh enough that your eyes water, please let the rest of us know!

Thanks! Surviving combat... raising children... nothing else stiffens the spine quite like it! And Tempest really is great, isn't she?Poor Remus... it's a good thing he doesn't remember any of this. Would it be too bad of us to remind him? *wink*

Thank you! *basking in the warmth of Neville-love*I'm sure Hermione and Severus have earned a break. But will they get one? Heck, no! Where would be the fun in that? *wink*There will, however, be a slight lull before the next storm. It's called chapter 5, and it's almost ready to roll. Cheers!

Thank you, for reviewing! That makes my day, and provides the motivation to keep putting these guys through their heroic, mellow, soppy, annoyed, and otherwise, paces. :)And Moto bows most profoundly in humble gratitude as well.*splash*

I shall inform Mr. Lupin, in case he finds himself in such a situation again. *grin*I'm glad I left that last exchange in, then. I almost dropped the 'inter-house love fest' bit. Thanks most kindly for the review!

Muchas gracias por las finezas! El proximo capitulo es casi completo. Ojala que lo te gusta?tambien!

Perhaps it's the hour (My eyes are blurry, but I'm pretty sure that's but a single digit before the colon on my computer's clock) but I have the overwhelming urge to say something flip and stupid, like, "I appreciate the compliment, but I'm not God." I think I need to log off and get some sleep. I seem to be channeling 'Occlumency Lessons Harry.'Now that I've got that out of my system, thank you very kindly for the review! I shall endeavor to write more that is wothy of a good crackiong up!(If you called me 'punchy' at this point, that would very reasonably fit the bill...)

LOL No need to restrain your inner Jarvey on my account! (Especially as everyone within sight of your words who has now, or has ever had, a two-year-old, feverntly echoes that sentiment...)Thank you once again for the kind words!

*sigh* So much for that wedding planning business we were going to start...I bow in profound gratitude for your compliment--as a fan of the Marx Brothers from the cradle, there isn't much you could have said that could make me happier! (I mean, besides the obvious, like "I'm from Publisher's Clearing House, and here's your check!")

She's laying low... and probably wishing everyone else had the sense to do likewise!

She's laying low... and probably wishing everyone else had the sense to do likewise!

That could be my chapter summary... for every chapter!

Ahh, the many moods of Severus Snape... sulking... pouting... grousing... moping... seething... You'll see them all here, folks! Thanks for coming to the show!

*grin*

You're very much welcome! You know, you really have to watch out for those aggressive sinks. They get very forward when they sense you are at less that optimal operating condition...

All shall be explained in Chapter 4 (up now!) Well, at least, the bit that got them into trouble. I don't have explanations for everything. Ahh, Moto... Like one of those cartoon babies crawling amidst myriad hazards on the way to some vaguely defined destination, he has a remarkable talent for evading the full brunt of ambient chaos. Considering his teacher is Reggie, that should serve him well.Thanks very much for the review!

Thanks!I love the Brigadier Gerard stories. It can be difficult to find a complete collection of them. But they are funny enough to be worth it!I'll confess something: the only reason I wrote that scene between Remus and Harry was so that Harry could use the line, "I'm not THAT sensitive..."On with the chaos!

Poor Reggie--I think she would beg to differ, seeing as how she has been in the next few chapters already and knows where this is going! She's going to need a vacation after this operation, I'm pretty sure. Thank you kindly for reviewing. Reggie the 'edyeecated' Jarvey says, "I philia you too, hinny!"

If you liked him in the bathtub, you'll love where he ends up next!! Glad Reggie and Company could brighten up your day. :-D

Whew! I was worried about making the meet-the-parents bit actually funny. Honestly, there have been so many variations on that, and most of them are just painful. And, for the record, the story hasn't even begun to build momentum yet!Always good to hear from you, professor!:-D

Thank you! I have to say, this review made me laugh--my husband never has to check, he knows I'm not well. He knows what I'm writing! LOL

My mother is pouting to this day that I refused to do anything more than the bare minimum for my wedding. (Though the advent of grandchildren at least means that she doesn't SAY anything about it anymore. LOL)I like your interpretation of Moto's name. If nothing else, it fits because he's lucky to have made it as far as he has, being as he is!Thanks kindly for the review!

Whoa! trotting out cheerleaders AND the angry mob!? I think I need to get the next chapter up, and quick!Poor Moto. He has his talents... we're still trying to figure out what they might be, but w're pretty sure he has them...I promise, more Reggie is on the way--and I also promise that things will get worse before they get better. LOL Thanks for the review!

Isn't it odd when husbands are right? It's a bit like waking up to a green sky and blue grass.Thanks for staying up to review!My turn to say 'Gah!' I forgot about the different systems of sizing clothes... though I'm not sure why, seeing as how I buy Japanese and European shoes often enough that I've met with all sorts of unfamiliar numbers.So, how are sizes done on your side of the pond? Here they are just arbitrary numbers (0 to 26--if there's anything bigger than 26, I hope I never see it) that don't necessarily correspond to any body measurement, and certainly aren't consistent between manufacturers. I can wear a pair of size 8 blue jeans of one brand, but be unable to fit into anything below a 12 of another brand. It's sheer madness, and very little help when shopping for clothes.