Rita Skeeter
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Advice (a Series of Parodies)
by Cat Feral
4.0/10 (62 Ratings, 0 Likes, 28 Favorites )Each of J.K. Rowling's beloved characters puts his or her own spin on the famous "Wear sunscreen" column. We begin with Harry.
13,972 Words, Started 01/07/2006, Updated 11/02/2006
Recovery
by SS Lupin
5.95/10 (55 Ratings, 0 Likes, 28 Favorites )It had started off as an ordinary night for the girl and him, until he received the news that threatened to erase ten years of quiet joy. My response to the "Fall 2006 Prompt Challenge" at Potter_Place.
14,137 Words, Started 10/31/2006, Updated 03/21/2007
Transfiguration of the Heart
by Losille
7.78/10 (155 Ratings, 0 Likes, 171 Favorites )Hermione returns to Hogwarts as Transfigurations professor after a year away from the magical world. She hopes for a quiet year, but then again, she has never known a quiet year at Hogwarts. Why should she expect one now, especially when feelings develop for a certain greasy-haired, black-clad colleague? Some Hermione/Krum. Labeling this AU for safety.
84,842 Words, Started 03/25/2006, Completed 01/05/2007
The Hog's Head, Firewhisky, and Thee
6.0/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Snape has an arranged meeting with Rita Skeeter that doesn't go as she planned.
564 Words, Started 12/09/2006, Completed 12/09/2006
The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice
by dracontia
7.73/10 (129 Ratings, 0 Likes, 37 Favorites )Third installment in the 'Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles.' (For the record, I, too, cringe at the pretentiousness of calling them that.) As a Master Fairy God-Jarvey, Regina Fletcher gets an apprentice. However, it's going to take more than two Fairy God-Thingies to rescue Severus' and Hermione's wedding. So, if said thingies needed reinforcements... whom would they deputize?
76,808 Words, Started 11/15/2006, Completed 03/08/2007
Confessions of an Abused Hero
by YaoiMaster
6.21/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 26 Favorites )Harry is knocked into a coma and his diary is published. What dark secrets will be revealed? Evil!Dumbledore, Good!Slytherins
4,952 Words, Started 05/08/2007, Updated 05/30/2007
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Adventures
by YaoiMaster
8.0/10 (2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )AU. Harry gets sorted into Slytherin, befriends people from all the houses, and is on his way to becoming the most powerful wizard in the world. Future Slash.
10,292 Words, Started 06/06/2007, Updated 06/11/2007
Tempestuous Trials
6.2/10 (20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 26 Favorites )With an exciting new career and ambitious research projects keeping her on her toes, Hermione Granger has settled nicely into her post-war life. But unexpected news, delivered in the form of a letter from Minerva McGonagall, compel her to seek out the help of a man she hasn't seen since Voldemort was vanquished.
13,430 Words, Started 08/24/2007, Updated 03/19/2008
A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>
7.43/10 (93 Ratings, 0 Likes, 104 Favorites )In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivious, Hermione is a connoisseur of printed-out Internet porn, and Draco exits the closet dramatically and demands Resolution of Sexual Tension. This is your TPP chat room on crack—fic.
33,394 Words, Started 01/12/2008, Completed 06/06/2008
Three Options for Ginny
by Bettina
6.37/10 (161 Ratings, 0 Likes, 64 Favorites )Severus Snape has just arranged himself with Draco Malfoy, when he gets yet another task: a young, charming female with flaming red hair and a fierce will to survive.
The Dark Lord sees the chance to add a set of little Snapes to his Death Eater offspring.
The story starts half a year after HBP.
243,895 Words, Started 05/19/2007, Updated 08/17/2014
It’s Your Fault
by snitchette
5.2/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Response to Southern Witch’s drabble challenge: Your Birthday Meaning in HP Land
513 Words, Started 03/13/2008, Completed 03/13/2008
The Plight-Trothed Bride
by beaweasley2
7.14/10 (1,194 Ratings, 0 Likes, 339 Favorites )Hermione, Ginny and Luna, sharing a girl moment, decide to cast a Pairing-Plight Troth Charm on themselves for fun. Each placed in the cauldron one yesterday-today-and-tomorrow flower with sugar and spice and everything nice, and a snip, a snail and puppy-dog tail as they each said the rhyme. For Ginny, the results are exactly what she expected, and for Luna, she was only mildly surprised. However, for Hermione, the results were disastrous! She thought she’d be paired to Ron and live happily ever after. So what happened and why is she seeing Professor Snape in her dreams? He’s dead – isn’t he?
470,308 Words, Started 12/02/2007, Completed 07/26/2014
The Godfather
by Muggline
7.15/10 (828 Ratings, 0 Likes, 586 Favorites )Snape is asked to be the godfather of a child and Hermione plays a vital part...
DH spoilers, but with some important changes...
85,367 Words, Started 04/20/2008, Completed 06/16/2009
The Greater Good
by KingPig
5.6/10 (10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )A daring collection of interviews taken with those in Wizarding Britain is finally released, after the MoM has throughly inspected each article for falsities.
1,788 Words, Started 04/29/2008, Updated 04/29/2008
Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley
by fizzabella
6.33/10 (85 Ratings, 0 Likes, 110 Favorites )A Marriage Law Challenge with a twist. Hermione Granger is really a pure-blood witch, and Severus Snape has the unenviable task of choosing between the Insufferable Know-It-All and two other bachelorettes.
8,930 Words, Started 05/19/2008, Completed 06/01/2008
Bookends
by livvy6
6.58/10 (667 Ratings, 0 Likes, 420 Favorites )Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are the only survivors of the Final Battle. The responsibility of re-building Hogwarts and usher in a "New Era" for the school falls upon their shoulders.
73,669 Words, Started 06/16/2008, Completed 09/15/2008
Anthem
by emmeline33
6.79/10 (211 Ratings, 0 Likes, 206 Favorites )After rescuing Severus from what should have been a fatal snakebite, Hermione throws herself headlong into managing his care and finishing her schooling. As she discovers, however, helping another person heal is infinitely easier than healing herself. As the Golden Trio—and Severus—move toward the one-year mark of post-Voldemort life, it becomes painfully obvious that there is no way to go back to normal. New feelings are confusing to all involved, and lives careen from carefully planned paths.
50,223 Words, Started 01/31/2008, Updated 02/05/2010
Secret Recipe
by ClayPotter
6.73/10 (677 Ratings, 0 Likes, 434 Favorites )After over nineteen years of seclusion, Snape receives a letter from Hermione Granger-Weasley asking for his help. His decision to get involved changes his life forever. Canon compliant, even though Snape survives.
186,448 Words, Started 09/03/2008, Updated 05/27/2013
The Daily Prophet
5.39/10 (164 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Have you read your copy of the Daily Prophet lately? Well, pick up an issue today and see what is happening around you in the Wizarding world. You will find news, advertisements, letters to the editor, and so much more inside the Daily Prophet.
8,024 Words, Started 10/01/2008, Completed 12/02/2008
Logically Challenged
by Alexannah
8.29/10 (7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )After the fall of Voldemort and his beliefs, the British Ministry of Magic decide to adopt political correctness. For once, Rita Skeeter has a point.
380 Words, Started 12/15/2008, Completed 12/15/2008
The Headmaster
by Hanagasume
6.43/10 (382 Ratings, 0 Likes, 156 Favorites )Five years after the defeat of Voldemort, Severus Snape is still at Hogwarts - and is the Headmaster too. His deputy, Professor Hermione Granger, is the best thing that has ever happened to him. With all of the intrigue and miscommunication, can they fall in love? HG/SS - set postHBP ignoring all that occurred in DH. OOC alert also.
65,691 Words, Started 11/24/2008, Completed 06/28/2009
The Wayward Wand
by Hechicera
6.64/10 (84 Ratings, 0 Likes, 61 Favorites )A brothel in Knockturn Alley serves a variety of our favorite (and not-so-favorite) characters.
13,030 Words, Started 06/05/2009, Updated 10/14/2009
The Banebrewer
9.9/10 (21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Wolfsbane Potion is illegal, but the illicit brewing continues. Ariadne Lupin can preserve the human mind of a werewolf, but can she reverse the mindset of a whole civilisation?
Part IV of “The Moon-Cursers”.
97,257 Words, Started 12/14/2009, Completed 01/12/2010
You Get What You Give
by Brenjunk
7.14/10 (7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 14 Favorites )What happens when Hermione's accomplishments are not appreciated by everyone?
9,995 Words, Started 12/16/2009, Completed 12/16/2009
Reason for Living
by MuseAmusant
7.48/10 (82 Ratings, 0 Likes, 87 Favorites )Hermione Weasley is given devastating news that shatters her world. Can she find a new reason for living?
7,526 Words, Started 01/20/2010, Updated 03/01/2010
Twenty-five Years Later
7.5/10 (8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Several generations of Wizarding families are gathered to celebrate one couple's renewal of vows when the unexpected happens.
635 Words, Started 07/03/2010, Completed 07/03/2010
Good Deeds and Revelations
6.67/10 (9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )A young couple decides to help an old adversary
767 Words, Started 08/22/2010, Completed 08/22/2010
Never Duel with a Bulgarian
6.25/10 (8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Fame has gotten to a certain Weasley and he must duel with an outraged Bulgarian.
608 Words, Started 01/16/2011, Completed 01/16/2011
Making Amends
10.0/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )A former foe has learned the error of her way. She foils a plot to cause trouble at the wedding of one of the Golden Trio.
818 Words, Started 01/30/2011, Completed 01/30/2011