Haha awesome. If i had to beta this, I'd have been giggling too much to get any work done on it. Thanks for not taking the pwp too seriously!!

 " I can't belive it's not pussy" ??! I really wish i hadn't had a mouth full of tea when I read that

This is the best story ever. I mean, this chapter alone. Riiiight up my alley!! 

I love teh fact that she writes like it's a romance novel! I could so see her doing that.

These are so funny, I hope you intend to write more. I really do wonder why those girls were fighting, a ploy to get the men's attention or was it real? I also would love to read about Mrs. Malfoy and what trouble she casues. *lol*

Very interesting... I love where this is going! The last line caught me off guard... I wonder why he's never indulged further? Great start!

I came across this on random story search.  I read it back in the days when I was lurking, and not reviewing.  So I read it again and really had a good time.  Sometimes stories that are labeled "humor" really aren't all that funny.  You on the other hand have made me laugh.  I hope that you periodically continue this.  It isn't like it has such a raging plot that it must be updated frequently, but I think there are plenty of characters left who are just dying for a chance to shine.  Plus, you can't just leave us hanging as to whether anyone EVER gets the jar money.  He has to have a breaking point, doesn't he?! 

Ew, ew, ew, eeeewwww! BRILLIANT!! 111% Rita!

ROFL. Hoops!  That is so funny! :)

LOL. Poor old Perce! :)

That's the purplest prose I've read for a long time.  Good effort!  Can just see Rita writing that LOL. And I thought she was a beetle, not a mosquito... :P

That'll make the Polyjuice taste funny! :)

Nekkid Rita Skeeter... oh the HORROR... bring the brain bleach, STAT!!!But Rita's description of her "sacrifice" on behalf of her duty as a journalist is truly beyond the pale. Urgh. *Staggers off for a shot (or three) of Pepto*

It's no wonder she write for the Daily Prophet. Her use of vocabulary for the woman anatomy is absolutely dreadful.But her card is absolutely gorgeous. How can you make it look like a real paper is beyond me, and I'm admirative.

Geez!  I think that killed my libido for at least a week! Rita is truely 'shudder-worthy.' Her card is pretty funny, though. Will we ever see someone succeed at fucking the Potions bloke?

"my hot, wet grotto of romance", that is just so, utterly cringeworthy and she would totally write it that way too.*cringes, shudders and giggles, all at once*

I loved the way you had them undress!  Perfection. You captured the twins exuberance perfectly.

Do we get to see what Bruce does with this hair? Very hot pool scene!

She's perfect. And I can so see Filius being completely attracted to her.

Oh man, I can see Percy being just this uptight - until he sees the value in women rolling around on the floor!  LOL.

I can perfectly see RIta writing this article and this description. Perfection.

ROFL!! I hadn't expected that explanation about Filius' nickname. Brilliant job again.

“Dribbles some before he shoots.”

I never thought that a story about a whorehouse would make me chuckle through a whole chapter. This is just so delightful! Love it!Ehm, yes, I did get out of the pool eventually, shrivelled up like a dried plum :P

OMG!!!  This is fabulous!  I once read the memoirs of a madam from a brothel in Bowling Green, KY, Miss Pauline Tabor I believe her name was, and her tales read very similar to this.  You ought to give it a try to see if you can find something on her.  She was a pistol!  Might give you a lift if you need it for this story.  Sara