Well, oddly enough...yes and no. And let me just say, that chapter's kinda dark, not a whole lot of humor there (except for a few, er, tiny bits).That chapter's done, and in beta, but my beta reader is having some computer-disaster problems at the moment, so it may be a bit before it gets posted.Meanwhile, I'm working on illustrations for the cards, which is turning out to be lots of fun. You can see Snape's if you go over to DeviantArt and search for "Wayward Wand."

Oh, if he resembles Jeeves, that's high praise indeed. I did mean for him to be a bit of a butler parody.And yes, I do remember the "Mother Nature" ads I DID have fun with that brand name, I must confess.

I have to give RedSkyAtNight credit for making me rewrite that particular line.Snark my specialty

Nope, in  my world Snape is averagely endowed, with a slight curve upwards. And he likes a straightforward blow job--because that way he can be "faithful" to the memory of Lily.Because, let's face it, the man has Issues.

Ah, I see -- as is no doubt obvious by now, that possibility hadn't occurred to me (although it probably should have).  Given that this site is devoted primarily to the HG/SS ship, I guess I tend to automatically assume that the stories here are not DH-compliant unless the author specifically states otherwise...so it never entered my mind that your Severus was still devoted to Lily and remaining faithful to her (at least in a manner of speaking).  Does this mean that your Snape is at least technically still a virgin, then?Thanks for clearing up the matter of Severus's behavior.  Oh, yes...that man has more issues than Reader's Digest!

Well,  it's not exactly DH-compliant either. It's a spinoff of a SS/OC fic I wrote called Soroche, also published on this site (shameless plug).As to whether Snape is "technically" still a virgin--by which I assume you mean he hasn't had vaginal intercourse--I'm not really invested in that one way or the other. More important to me is the idea (and this is explored more fully in the other fic) that he prefers impersonal sex with a minimum of vulnerability. And blowjobs, plus the "occasional wank," fit the bill nicely.

You now what they say: Necessity is a mother!

Know. I really kan spel :-)

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!

We can all dream

This was born out of a plot bunny that surfaced while I was writing Soroche. There's a late chapter where it's revealed that Snape has been in the habit of frequenting a brothel after Order meetings, instead of staying to dinner, and the instant I wrote it I thought, there's a whole nother story...