The Wayward Wand
Hechicera84 Reviews | 6.64/10 (84 Ratings, 0 Likes, 61 Favorites )
A brothel in Knockturn Alley serves a variety of our favorite (and not-so-favorite) characters.
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I'd have to guess that Froople and Bilch is an alias for one Severus Snape, Potions Master - Spinner's End has been rumoured to be located in Manchester, and he DID show up in the first chapter with a lot of potions and such for the brothel.
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Oh, it's an alias, all right--but you have to figure out how he came up with it. No points for your House yet 
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Here's a hint: it's an anagram.
Ok, major squick followed by gut wrenching laughter. I couldn't wrap my head around what could be worse than fucking a dog. Surprise! I loved it. The end totally made up for the squick.
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Thank you! I wasn't sure if most folks would get the joke...
Uhm.. That was definitely teh ickie even if it was Sirius, and even if it was quite hot (but only after I forced myself to have misread the part where he turned dog). Nonetheless, the beauty of reading your story is that I never know what to expect. So bring it on, and three cheers for the next one!
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Coming up...this next one is proving unexpectedly difficult. You would think that once I had mastered doggy style, it would all be downhill from there, but no, apparently.
I really don't know if I am supposed to chuckle or go "ew". Ok, fat grin it is! Must stop reading this first thing in the morning ... hehe
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Well, I figured I would just go ahead and get the übersquick chapter out of the way. Now it's on to more traditional and universally yummy kinks.
This is a very interesting take on the Snape-in-a-brothel-scenario! Not that there are many of them (if any at all).. Anyway, it's a very refreshing read, and I'm looking forward to where you'll take Snape with this. The smut is very good, but will the Potions bloke settle on a nice girl with a cunt he'll finally fuck? Is there romance that comes along with it? Do write more, please!
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
I'm glad you enjoyed it!This isn't really a Snape-centric piece (although we will see him return at least once). It's a kind of spinoff of another fic I wrote, Soroche, which is also posted here on TPP. There's a scene in one of the later chapters of that fic where he mentions having frequented a brothel, The Wayward Wand.And yes, he does get a romance in the other fic, and yes, it does get a bit steamy from time to time.
I'd like to watch LM, too. ;-) Well, didn't mind watching SS watch either. Ohh, I really hope no one will ask me what I had for breakfast today ...
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Mmm, I'm working on LM at the moment. Not too clear yet on the details, but he's definitely in cuffs...
Response from morgaine_dulac (Reviewer)
*jumps up and down in anticipation*
My, my, my, the man is creative. But do you know what effects your little throw in comment bout "no shaved c..." will have on the female fan fic community? :POff to chapter 2. This is fu-u-un!! /M
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
To each her own Snape, I say 
Response from morgaine_dulac (Reviewer)
Too kind *bows*
"The Potions Bloke!" LOL, this is pretty funny! More please?
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
We aim to please: more in the queue!
I apologize for being remiss in reviewing, especially since I was the first to read it. (A thousand lashings for the Headmistress 
)I experienced a little twinge of glee when Snape called Hastings over to demonstrate the SureFire Detonating Drops—was rather disappointed that the attempt was thwarted—which really does reveal how warped I can be.Yes, definitely, I want to bounce up and down like a randy teenager and scream, "More more more!" but ... well, for one, I'm too old for that behavior, and for another, you'd maybe get one tired bounce out of me. But I do in fact look forward to the next chapter and any other characters you'd like to torture portray.
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Chapter 2 is in the queue. Also ready to go are Sirius Black (totally perverted) and Fred & George Weasley.I'm open to suggestions
This is hilarious! My favorite bit is the “Fuck the Potions Bloke” jar and the fact that not one of the wh—girls has been able to win the pot!
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Glad you enjoyed! Poor Snape--he has no idea!
Hilarious! I absoltely love this! I think the bits that made me crack up the most were the twins and Malfoy. They are just hysterical no matter what they do, and Malfoy having to go off and cater to Voldie after having "Snape" whip him with no happy ending...well, serves him right, tha bastard. And then to have Narcissa waiting for her version of Snape....you are a clever, clever girl!!
I'll paraphrase Dickens...Please ma'am, could I have some more?
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Thank you, glad you liked it! I haven't decided where this is going next--I kinda lost my pizzazz for it. Anyone in particular you'd like to see drop in?
GAH!!! Rita???? I may need a shower now. But reading the comments i'm sorry to hear that life apparently killed the muse but I will always love your work, even when it makes me shudder, cringe and want a shower."Pen"
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Thanks! It didn't kill the whole muse, just the one for this particular story (for a while anyway). I'm hard at work on Wake.
This has to be the best chapter yet. This could even be a stand alone one shot. Loved it.
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Thank you! I did enjoy talking for Vidalia.
ROFL!!!! I wonder if Sev is aware of both Malfoy's obsession with him? Maybe he can play with them... *grin*
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Not on my watch :-)
I snorted coffee through my nose reading this one. You do realize that reading the first sentence I had this nightmarish vision I was going to be confronted with Arthur Weasley's penis at some point in this story? I do not have to tell you what that would have done to my peace of mind?" ... lexical analysis was the furthest thing from his mind."Pure genius! Pure genius!
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Arthur Weasley is absolutely off limits. As is Voldemort, although you can see Tom Riddle's card over at DeviantArt.I just can't imagine him cheating on Molly, can you?
Response from Pyttan (Reviewer)
I was really scared for a moment, and no, I really, really can't. Arthur at a brothel? By mistake maybe, And he would turn and run screaming from the room. It is such a big no-no that it would be seriously squicky. Some guys just don't cheat and he is one of them.I've already seen it. So cool, with the stamp on it!
Tsk, tsk, those Malfoys .... Anyway, back to this chapter. Let me tell you how my last ten minutes looked like: sat down with a cup of tea, started scrolling down, "Percy? ew", DSB? LOL, and then I laughed just about all the way through the rest of this chapter!I adore your way with words. "ripe brie" ... that is just brilliant!!Love it! 7 stars at least! Do go on! /M
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
*bows deeply*Ew, indeed. He wouldn't get anywhere near my Personal Area, either.
i had a great laugh when i saw the client cards for the previous chapters. Did you make one for Narcissa?
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Workin' on it. And one for Percy as well.
Poor Percy!Before I even clicked the link to read this chapter, I knew -- I just knew -- that this had to be the moment when the other shoe dropped and the excrement hit the spinning blades regarding the lock of Malavi's hair.At first, when I put two and two together, I was a bit surprised when I realized that Lucius apparently isn't the only member of the Malfoy family with a Snape-related BDSM fantasy! It shouldn't have been such a surprise, however, now that I think about it...because I speculated in one of my earlier reviews that Narcissa might be one of Bruce's clients and that the lock of hair would probably end up causing problems. I don't know why I didn't see the connection then -- I assumed that Bruce wanted the hair because temporarily transforming himself into Severus when Lucius visits might be easier than wearing that wig. However, if Bruce planned to use the hair with Narcissa, that would have to mean that Narcissa fantasizes about Severus as well!You did reply to one of my earlier reviews stating that neither Narcissa nor Severus knows Lucius wants to be dominated by Severus...but does Severus know that Narcissa fantasizes about dominating him? If not, I don't suppose there's any chance that he'll find out -- since the other story indicates that he won't be visiting The Wayward Wand in future. Will we ever get to see Narcissa's client card?
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Severus is blissfully ignorant of the whole business. I'm working on Narcissa's card. And Percy's.Damn this is fun.
Response from MlleGigi (Reviewer)
The fact that apparently Lucius and Narcissa both fantasize about Severus does seem to add a whole new wrinkle to the attack on Rawa in your other story, does it not? Perhaps -- maybe without even being consciously aware of it -- both Lucius and Narcissa somehow sensed Severus's attraction to Rawa and felt jealous of her. It might be part of the reason why Lucius chose such vicious spells while dueling with her -- or, for that matter, why he challenged her to a duel in the first place. It might also be part of the reason why Narcissa attempted to kill her -- combined with anger (and perhaps fear as well) since it would probably take a pretty powerful witch or wizard to trounce Lucius as soundly as Rawa did.
*Tears of laughter*OMG, that was HILARIOUS!!! And I'm glad you decided to add Vidalia, she was great!!! 
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Thank you; thank you very much.I did enjoy her.
This story is unbelieveably delicious! I can't wait for and update!!! Such lovely, lovely, smutty goodness! And the cards, they are hilarious... Love this!
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
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Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Glad you're enjoying it--it's fun to write!
This was absolutely brilliant. Loved it!
Ok. I give up. Absolutely no idea about who are Manchester chemists Froople and Bilch.ANd will we see th eresult of the little exchange George did ? *hopeful eyes*
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Froople and Bilch is the pseudonym under which Snape produces the potions he sells. It's an anagram for Half Blood Prince.Who should smoke after sex? Any suggestions?
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
Well, the most obvious would be Lucius, but I can also picture Rita Skeeter or Bill Weasley. Or maybe Dumbledore or Filch or even Slughorn? Does that help?
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Well, Lucius is done and in beta, so no smoking for him. I don't think I can write Dumbledore; I'm afraid lightning might strike me. Filch--eeeeew. Rita or Bill, now those are possibilities. Ooh, or Percy--what about him?
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
I don't see him like the smoking type. What about Granny Longbottom ? *devil*
*giggles* I wonder what could it be that she hated after the dog part. I hadn't expected that. Well done.
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
*blushes*Aw, shucks.
I'd love to see Snape watching Lucius.And I'm sorry to ask but what does Prem. Ej mean ? I may have an idea but I'd like to be sure.
Response from Hechicera (Author of The Wayward Wand)
Wouldn't you, though? Me too.Premature ejaculation 
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
thanks