Vidalia is one of a kind, with a wicked sense of humor, to boot.  Her appreciation for Flitwick's particular "gifts" was a hoot.  I couldn't quite figure out why she called him "Hoops," so when she revealed the secret to Amber, I laughed out loud!

Second turn for Snape. Mmmm Yumme. I thought about it and I think I can also picture Voldy smoking after sex (and that should be at least 10 bother for him)

I wouldn't have thought Lucius the submissive one but considering this I might buy a latex suit for next time Oops I think I said too much ;)BTW I check the little cards for each client and *bows deeply* they're simply fantastic.

Hm, my favourite chapter so far. In fact, I think I might just re-read it right now!

*fastening seat-belt, trying to avoid thinking of the accident-sites ahead, while eyes almost popping out of head contemplating the chaos that lock of hair is going to cause.*

Well, I'M wide awake....  Love the story.  Love the cards.

So, he went for the dark-skinned girl with the good but not overly large tits and the really black hair...this from the 'tit-man' who does not like to be touched other than where ...necessary...and he went for the texture of the hair...hmmmm...metinks he is looking for a substitute for Rawa...como si eso lo fuera a ayudar!!! Bwahahahahaha!!

I started to say Malavi almost made history with "the famously unfuckable potions bloke," but then I realized that even though he didn't fuck her, she and he had made history!  He had been tender as he rubbed her back and buried his face in her hair.He had touched her, had removed her negligee himself, had lifted her up so that he could carry her into the water... and he had made her come.  Yes, this time for and with the Potions bloke had been undeniably different.  And he had requested her.  Hummmmmm.  Make me think there is something special about the Potion master's feelings for Malavi.And even though she didn't get the 55 Galleons, she did get ten.  Indeed, what Bruce didn’t know wouldn’t hurt him.Really good chapter!  Different from the others, yes, but really good!Beth

Hmmmmm...intriguing.  Will we ever get to find out exactly what prompted Severus to go against expectations?  I find it hard to believe that he simply felt he needed a little variety for a change.  Since his life as a spy and a Death Eater is so chaotic, I imagine Severus as being very much a creature of habit who actually finds some degree of comfort in routine since it's probably one of the few areas of his life in which he has complete control.  Speaking of control, am I correct in foreseeing that the lock of Malavi's hair will be the catalyst for an event worthy of any bedroom farce?  It's not too hard to realize that Bruce probably wants it for Polyjuice Potion so that he doesn't have to wear the wig.  Something tells me that Bruce (and possibly his client -- Narcissa, maybe?) are in for a shock!

Why does none of this faze me at all, I wonder?  It really doesn't surprise me that Lucius is a Sub -- based on some of the reading I've done, quite a few wealthy and powerful men are.  The fact that his...*ahem*...other wand doesn't amount to much explains a great deal (such as the likely reason why Narcissa is also a client of the Wayward Wand)! It also suggests that there's more to his involvement with Voldemort and the Death Eaters than meets the eye.  His behavior after giving the safe word struck me as a little odd at first -- but now that I think about it, I can see him being a little disgusted with his own willingness (eagerness?) to let himself be dominated and punished by people whom he views as inferior to himself.  The fact that he requests the male to dress up as Severus -- a half-blood -- suggests this as well, I think.  Clearly, Lucius is something of a conflicted soul...

So, wait! If Severus would like to watch Lucius, and Lucius fantasizes about being a sub to Severus, does that mean that Lucius might get the "Fuck the Potions Bloke" pool? I'd pay to see that!

This chapter is inspired!  Nothing like getting summoned in the middle of fantasy sex and forgetting your SW.  Godz, that's funny!!!!  Well done!!!Beth

LMAO!  Fred Mertz and George Costanza were a hoot with the front door/back door routine, and swapping out the lube is a laugh.  Will we get to see who is smokin'? 

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.  LOL!

The Potions Bloke is in rare form tonight!  Miss Zelda's note on Severus' card about his wanting to watch LM cracked me up.  "Lula’s Lascivious Lingerie" is a stroke of brilliance!  Well done.Beth

This story is like an accident site, I really, really don't want to look at it, but first I have to slow down because of the traffic jam and then I must look where I am going and then I can't help myself, I look up and WHAM the thing is burnt in to my retinas...I just know I will continue reading...the HP universe will never be the same again.*horrified giggling erupts*

My, my, my, Mr Malfoy. Full of surprises, aren't we?

Oh my!  I think my favorite part all told was Severus' card- hilarious.  Twins and Sirius tiptoe along the line of serious squicky for me, but Severus?  Perfect!

That makes Amber the local "Dog Whisperer?"

Froople and Bilch - Half Blood Prince?? It seems the logical answer...at least to me. If I'm right, that would be Ravenclaw.I am really enjoying the fruits of your perverted mind...*sighs*. It's nice to know there are others out there. Yes, the chapter with Sirius was squickie but so very funny!! Looking forward to more!

Hee hee. Apparently these two really do do everything together - even lose their virginity. and I liked the little homage to their trickster nature at the end. ;)

Hahaha. It was quite squicky and grossed me out frnakly, but that last bit - how dogs are stuck together afterwards, (mostly) turned the squickiness to humor. thanks for that last bit or I might have had to use a little brain bleach. :)

Well... I guess Snape has no problem with "inhibitions". LOL

Hmmm... so Severus doesn't actually do the deed with these women? Interesting. I hope, in future, we'll learn why that is, although I realize this is not actually a story of a single character. Very well written and humerous.On to the next... ;)

"They’ve pooled their Christmas money to buy a whore." Still working on the alias ...