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Potions Under Duress The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice
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The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice

1: Prologue: Situation Normal, All--Well, You Get the Picture...

2: 1: If You're Happy and You Know It, You Obviously Aren't Planning a Wedding

3: 2: Just Call Us the 'Road to Hell Paving Crew'

4: 3: You Look Good When I'm Drunk

5: 4: Send My Mail to the Barcelona Jail

6: 5: Can We Just Skip the Morning After?

7: 6: The Incorrigibles

8: 7: Hey Mister--Wanna buy a Wedding?

9: 8: Three Weddings, No Funerals

10: 9: Okay, Maybe ONE Funeral. Or At Least, Some Passing On

11: 10: Moving On

12: Epilogue: Bright Blessings

The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice

dracontia

129 Reviews   |   129 Ratings, 0 Likes, 37 Favorites )

Humor Romance General Parody post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 76,808 Words 12 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Original Character Severus Snape Mr. Granger Mrs. Granger Nymphadora Tonks Padma Patil Remus Lupin Draco Malfoy Ginevra Weasley Harry Potter Luna Lovegood Ronald Weasley Minerva McGonagall Molly Weasley Pomona Sprout Rita Skeeter Neville Longbottom Narcissa Malfoy Percy Weasley Fred Weasley George Weasley Penelope Clearwater Arthur Weasley Colin Creevey Filius Flitwick Lucius Malfoy

Third installment in the 'Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles.' (For the record, I, too, cringe at the pretentiousness of calling them that.) As a Master Fairy God-Jarvey, Regina Fletcher gets an apprentice. However, it's going to take more than two Fairy God-Thingies to rescue Severus' and Hermione's wedding. So, if said thingies needed reinforcements... whom would they deputize?

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Chapters (12)

Chapter 1: Prologue: Situation Normal, All--Well, You Get the Picture...

Chapter 2: 1: If You're Happy and You Know It, You Obviously Aren't Planning a Wedding

Chapter 3: 2: Just Call Us the 'Road to Hell Paving Crew'

Chapter 4: 3: You Look Good When I'm Drunk

Chapter 5: 4: Send My Mail to the Barcelona Jail

Chapter 6: 5: Can We Just Skip the Morning After?

Chapter 7: 6: The Incorrigibles

Chapter 8: 7: Hey Mister--Wanna buy a Wedding?

Chapter 9: 8: Three Weddings, No Funerals

Chapter 10: 9: Okay, Maybe ONE Funeral. Or At Least, Some Passing On

Chapter 11: 10: Moving On

Chapter 12: Epilogue: Bright Blessings


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dracontia

Member Since 2006  |  69 Stories  |  Favorited by 208  |  51 Reviews Written  |  1,397 Review Responses

Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.

Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*

(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)

Rec'ed by Know It Alls 

Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean.

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10/10

Maddy Riddle

Lovely chapter as usual.

You know, I don't mind Draco and Ginny hijacking the story. They (plus Narcissa) are very funny to read. I do hope to hear more about them later. Although I must admit that reading about Reggie and Motto is what I'm waiting for. :)

Response from dracontia (Author of The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice)

Reggie and Moto, coming right up! (With reinforcements, no less.)And there will be a few more scenes with Draco, Ginny, and (absolutely!) Narcissa. In fact--not to give away any plot points--Narcissa is eventually going to have a nice little conversation with another lady who looks good in silver!!Thank you kindly as always for reviewing!

10/10

DawnEB

Actually, I think I could wait a good long while to see a Kappa in a tutu.For all I sail the Good Ship HGSS, I'm enjoying the growing relationship of 'precious dragon' and 'dear Ginevra'

Response from dracontia (Author of The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice)

*snerk* But it's such a sight to see!Glad the detour into DM/GW wasn't tedious. I think I lost a lot of people on that chapter! LOL Oh well, maybe it was just the queue moving fast (what a novel idea!)Thank you kindly for the review!

8/10

togspled

now we must add to teh warning labels on alcohol-- do not drive, operate machinery, or brew potions while intoxicated. hahaha.

Response from dracontia (Author of The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice)

I'd buy a bottle that had that warning... LOL

10/10

septentrion

Happy New Year to you too! Draco thought his mother to be fragile: big mistake. Now, what did Rita managed to put on the news?

Response from dracontia (Author of The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice)

hmm... we shall see shortly, what Rita's been up to. Pretty weak, for her, but still enough to make trouble. As for Narcissa... Draco still has no clue how very, very NOT fragile she really is!Thank you for reviewing!

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