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Stories Characters Irma Pince

Irma Pince

35 Stories

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Humor Romance Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 9,051 Words 8 Chapters Complete

With A Little Drop of Poison

by Danu

54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 56 Favorites )

A love potion + the Weasley twins = trouble for a certain Potions Master and new Transfiguration Apprentice

9,051 Words,  Started 10/21/2005,  Completed 01/18/2006

Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Romance Erotica Smut Action/Adventure Hogwarts Castle 63,458 Words 18 Chapters WIP

The Lies You Tell Yourself

by Shanastay

27 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

There are places you can never return to... and lies you tell yourself. Snape's work still isn't done and how is this newcomer connected to unfolding events?

63,458 Words,  Started 02/24/2006,  Updated 10/13/2006

Humor Drama Snapshot post-HBP/HBP compliant How Filch Found His Firepower Challenge 2,357 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Wielding His Wand

by Southern_Witch_69

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Filch's magic finally comes through for him when he realizes that Mrs. Norris has disappeared... or does it?

2,357 Words,  Started 06/21/2006,  Completed 06/21/2006

Humor How Filch Found His Firepower Challenge 1,260 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Testing His Firepower

by apisa_b

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

The job description didn't say that acting heroically would be required.

1,260 Words,  Started 06/28/2006,  Completed 06/28/2006

Drabble/100-Word How Filch Found His Firepower Challenge 838 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Shrubbing Filch

by snapes_faerie

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

My take on how Filch found his magic - a Potter Place Challenge!

838 Words,  Started 07/01/2006,  Completed 07/01/2006

Humor General Slash The Sex Ed Challenge 10,088 Words 3 Chapters WIP

What about the Birds and the Bees?

by DawnEB

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 17 Favorites )

The staff of Hogwarts are introduced to some changes in both the curriculum and school administration.

10,088 Words,  Started 08/19/2006,  Updated 08/26/2006

Drama Romance Hogwarts Castle 2,510 Words 1 Chapter WIP

After the Awakening

by phoenix

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Irma Pince has a secret that she didn't know she was keeping. How does she react when Severus removes the charm that reveals that she really is Eileen Snape?

2,510 Words,  Started 08/24/2006,  Updated 08/24/2006

Humor Romance Erotica Smut General Action/Adventure Parody Hogwarts Castle 62,809 Words 11 Chapters Complete

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo

by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )

Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.)

62,809 Words,  Started 03/08/2007,  Completed 09/10/2007

Angst Snapshot Hogwarts Castle 497 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Regrets

by RachelW

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Madam Pince's greatest regret haunts her.

497 Words,  Started 04/04/2007,  Completed 04/04/2007

Humor Drama Romance post-HBP/HBP compliant Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 57,064 Words 11 Chapters Complete

The Water Demons

by beaweasley2

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

The Weasley twins are very clever practical jokers, masters of mischief and mayhem, staunch adversaries of authority, pretension, and known to be disrespectful to teachers in general. Is it any wonder that they took on Umbridge?



So what happens when a fellow student turns to Fred and George, asking for help in getting even with Umbridge? How far will they go in pestering and teasing her, flaunting their wicked sense of humor and inventiveness, and blatant shenanigans? And why would she be gullible enough to go along?

57,064 Words,  Started 06/09/2007,  Completed 11/02/2007

Humor Romance Smut Parody Horror Slash Potions Under Duress 33,394 Words 5 Chapters Complete

A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>

by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

93 Ratings, 0 Likes, 104 Favorites )

In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivious, Hermione is a connoisseur of printed-out Internet porn, and Draco exits the closet dramatically and demands Resolution of Sexual Tension. This is your TPP chat room on crack—fic.

33,394 Words,  Started 01/12/2008,  Completed 06/06/2008

Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst General Psychological Slash Potions Under Duress 1,788 Words 1 Chapter WIP

The Greater Good

by KingPig

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

A daring collection of interviews taken with those in Wizarding Britain is finally released, after the MoM has throughly inspected each article for falsities.

1,788 Words,  Started 04/29/2008,  Updated 04/29/2008

Humor General Drabble/100-Word Potter Place Fun 228 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Afternoon Tea

by HermioneWeasley1972

5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Pomona Sprout and Irma Pince sit down and remember the old days.

228 Words,  Started 05/04/2008,  Completed 05/04/2008

Humor Drama Romance Potions Under Duress 21,735 Words 4 Chapters WIP

Mercury Poisoning

by OpalJade

107 Ratings, 0 Likes, 117 Favorites )

Madam Pince's feeble attempts to lure Professor Snape back into her library have unforeseen consequences.

21,735 Words,  Started 06/06/2008,  Updated 09/08/2008

Drama Erotica Smut Psychological Hogwarts Castle 23,356 Words 7 Chapters WIP

Midnight Visitor

by Ravensblood

28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 29 Favorites )

Set in a fictional seventh year. "The familiar weight is on the bed, and I am powerless to stop it. It's Harry. He's sleepwalking, twitching from the dreams he shares with Voldemort. Voldemort is in his head, controlling him like he's been able to do since Harry's failed attempts at learning Occlumency."

23,356 Words,  Started 06/30/2008,  Updated 08/01/2011

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Romance Erotica General Action/Adventure Alternate Universe Shrieking Shack 20,450 Words 6 Chapters WIP

Loving the Enemy

by Muggline

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

Lily Evans wants to out-prank the Marauders in their seventh year at Hogwarts...

20,450 Words,  Started 07/18/2008,  Updated 08/02/2009

Action/Adventure Hogwarts Castle 354 Words 1 Chapter Complete

One Dozen Innocent Limericks

by MHaydn

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

An evening's fluff.

354 Words,  Started 07/25/2008,  Completed 07/25/2008

Drama Angst Romance Horror Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 28,649 Words 14 Chapters Complete

Beautiful Terror

by themistresssnape

93 Ratings, 0 Likes, 61 Favorites )

THE HOGWARTS VAMPIRE CHRONICLES: Part I. There's a vampire creeping around the grounds at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And it has claimed its next victim.

28,649 Words,  Started 07/22/2008,  Completed 11/12/2008

Humor Drama General Hogwarts Castle 70,875 Words 45 Chapters Complete

A Kind Of Magic

by star_girl

345 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )

What happens when two types of magic collide? Severus Snape is about to find out...

70,875 Words,  Started 10/23/2008,  Completed 06/28/2009

Humor Drama Romance post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 69,257 Words 27 Chapters Complete

Carpe Diem, Part One

by ConstantComment

398 Ratings, 0 Likes, 234 Favorites )

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for a year of postwar schooling. When, supposedly, all is well for the Know-It-All, events from the past emerge and drama ensues. And where is Severus Snape in all of this? Right smack in the middle, of course! Amidst the turmoil of early adulthood and unrequited feelings, will Severus and Hermione learn to "seize the day"?

AU after HBP, some facts from DH. Mild student-teacher romance. Rated M for later dream sequences, etc. Features some non-explicit HG/DM.

PLEASE read Author's Notes for disclaimers and necessary warnings throughout story.

69,257 Words,  Started 11/25/2008,  Completed 02/08/2010

Humor Drama Romance Hogwarts Castle 8,405 Words 4 Chapters WIP

Diggory In Deep

by caughtinblackseyes

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Cedric's got a busy year juggling an amorous Cho, Quidditch practices, avoiding hordes of star-struck girls, pleasing his father, Head Boy duites, winning a tournament and studing for his NEWT's. What's abloke to do when he falls behind in his studies? Call on our resident bookworm, of course.

I own nothing and make no money!

8,405 Words,  Started 02/26/2009,  Updated 04/21/2009

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 36,698 Words 14 Chapters Complete

The Runner

by sunny33

557 Ratings, 0 Likes, 433 Favorites )

Who is the mysterious, early-morning runner out on the Quidditch pitch? Hermione discovers more than just his identity.

36,698 Words,  Started 02/05/2009,  Completed 05/08/2009

Mystery/Suspense Potions Under Duress 89,084 Words 12 Chapters Complete

Harbinger

by Bambu

180 Ratings, 0 Likes, 152 Favorites )

Severus Snape has been pardoned by Ministry decree, but not everyone is pleased that he has returned to teaching at Hogwarts.

89,084 Words,  Started 07/10/2009,  Completed 10/03/2009

Drama Erotica Smut Alternate Universe post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 122,428 Words 18 Chapters WIP

Epiphany

by melusin

162 Ratings, 0 Likes, 194 Favorites )

How far would you go if you had total control over another human being? A tale of love, obsession, temptation and betrayal.

122,428 Words,  Started 06/26/2006,  Updated 06/30/2011

Angst Romance Potions Under Duress 117,093 Words 36 Chapters Complete

Caramel

by corianderpie

765 Ratings, 0 Likes, 384 Favorites )

Is there such a thing as a harmless crush? Over the course of a year, two people experience the perils of wanting what they just can’t have.

117,093 Words,  Started 04/27/2009,  Completed 08/22/2010

Humor Smut General Potions Under Duress 8,697 Words 3 Chapters WIP

Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All

by lovestruck

14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )

The adventures in the daily lives of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger-Snape. Each chapter is a stand-alone story.

8,697 Words,  Started 05/03/2010,  Updated 06/03/2010

Humor Drama Romance General post-DH/DH compliant Epilogue What Epilogue? Hogwarts Castle 6,110 Words 15 Chapters WIP

Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

by goat of abe

63 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Did you ever wonder what happens behind the scenes at Hogwarts?

6,110 Words,  Started 01/01/2011,  Updated 02/17/2011

Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 13,786 Words 50 Chapters Complete

Letters

by felinefelixfelicis

371 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

The trio has graduated, and Hermione is back at Hogwarts as Madam Pomfrey's assistant as part of her training to be a Mediwitch while the boys are off training to be Aurors. These are the letters they exchange.

13,786 Words,  Started 05/18/2011,  Completed 04/13/2012

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 725 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Restricted Reading

by herbologist

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Why is Severus Snape trying to steal a book from the Restricted Section of the library?

725 Words,  Started 11/08/2011,  Completed 11/08/2011

Romance Alternate Universe Action/Adventure Friendship Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 2,789 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Darned

by Minerva

17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

An attack on Madam Pince leads to startling revelations for Hermione Granger.

2,789 Words,  Started 08/23/2012,  Completed 08/23/2012

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