Irma Pince
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With A Little Drop of Poison
by Danu
5.89/10 (54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 56 Favorites )A love potion + the Weasley twins = trouble for a certain Potions Master and new Transfiguration Apprentice
9,051 Words, Started 10/21/2005, Completed 01/18/2006
The Lies You Tell Yourself
by Shanastay
5.56/10 (27 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )There are places you can never return to... and lies you tell yourself. Snape's work still isn't done and how is this newcomer connected to unfolding events?
63,458 Words, Started 02/24/2006, Updated 10/13/2006
Wielding His Wand
6.27/10 (11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Filch's magic finally comes through for him when he realizes that Mrs. Norris has disappeared... or does it?
2,357 Words, Started 06/21/2006, Completed 06/21/2006
Testing His Firepower
by apisa_b
5.57/10 (7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )The job description didn't say that acting heroically would be required.
1,260 Words, Started 06/28/2006, Completed 06/28/2006
Shrubbing Filch
6.33/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )My take on how Filch found his magic - a Potter Place Challenge!
838 Words, Started 07/01/2006, Completed 07/01/2006
What about the Birds and the Bees?
by DawnEB
8.82/10 (11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 17 Favorites )The staff of Hogwarts are introduced to some changes in both the curriculum and school administration.
10,088 Words, Started 08/19/2006, Updated 08/26/2006
After the Awakening
by phoenix
10.0/10 (2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Irma Pince has a secret that she didn't know she was keeping. How does she react when Severus removes the charm that reveals that she really is Eileen Snape?
2,510 Words, Started 08/24/2006, Updated 08/24/2006
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo
7.52/10 (96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.)
62,809 Words, Started 03/08/2007, Completed 09/10/2007
The Water Demons
by beaweasley2
7.92/10 (12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )The Weasley twins are very clever practical jokers, masters of mischief and mayhem, staunch adversaries of authority, pretension, and known to be disrespectful to teachers in general. Is it any wonder that they took on Umbridge?
So what happens when a fellow student turns to Fred and George, asking for help in getting even with Umbridge? How far will they go in pestering and teasing her, flaunting their wicked sense of humor and inventiveness, and blatant shenanigans? And why would she be gullible enough to go along?
57,064 Words, Started 06/09/2007, Completed 11/02/2007
A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>
7.43/10 (93 Ratings, 0 Likes, 104 Favorites )In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivious, Hermione is a connoisseur of printed-out Internet porn, and Draco exits the closet dramatically and demands Resolution of Sexual Tension. This is your TPP chat room on crack—fic.
33,394 Words, Started 01/12/2008, Completed 06/06/2008
The Greater Good
by KingPig
5.6/10 (10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )A daring collection of interviews taken with those in Wizarding Britain is finally released, after the MoM has throughly inspected each article for falsities.
1,788 Words, Started 04/29/2008, Updated 04/29/2008
Afternoon Tea
7.8/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Pomona Sprout and Irma Pince sit down and remember the old days.
228 Words, Started 05/04/2008, Completed 05/04/2008
Mercury Poisoning
by OpalJade
5.71/10 (107 Ratings, 0 Likes, 117 Favorites )Madam Pince's feeble attempts to lure Professor Snape back into her library have unforeseen consequences.
21,735 Words, Started 06/06/2008, Updated 09/08/2008
Midnight Visitor
by Ravensblood
7.07/10 (28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 29 Favorites )Set in a fictional seventh year. "The familiar weight is on the bed, and I am powerless to stop it. It's Harry. He's sleepwalking, twitching from the dreams he shares with Voldemort. Voldemort is in his head, controlling him like he's been able to do since Harry's failed attempts at learning Occlumency."
23,356 Words, Started 06/30/2008, Updated 08/01/2011
Loving the Enemy
by Muggline
7.8/10 (10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Lily Evans wants to out-prank the Marauders in their seventh year at Hogwarts...
20,450 Words, Started 07/18/2008, Updated 08/02/2009
One Dozen Innocent Limericks
by MHaydn
6.33/10 (9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )An evening's fluff.
354 Words, Started 07/25/2008, Completed 07/25/2008
Beautiful Terror
6.27/10 (93 Ratings, 0 Likes, 61 Favorites )THE HOGWARTS VAMPIRE CHRONICLES: Part I. There's a vampire creeping around the grounds at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And it has claimed its next victim.
28,649 Words, Started 07/22/2008, Completed 11/12/2008
A Kind Of Magic
by star_girl
6.06/10 (345 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )What happens when two types of magic collide? Severus Snape is about to find out...
70,875 Words, Started 10/23/2008, Completed 06/28/2009
Carpe Diem, Part One
5.08/10 (398 Ratings, 0 Likes, 234 Favorites )Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for a year of postwar schooling. When, supposedly, all is well for the Know-It-All, events from the past emerge and drama ensues. And where is Severus Snape in all of this? Right smack in the middle, of course! Amidst the turmoil of early adulthood and unrequited feelings, will Severus and Hermione learn to "seize the day"?
AU after HBP, some facts from DH. Mild student-teacher romance. Rated M for later dream sequences, etc. Features some non-explicit HG/DM.
PLEASE read Author's Notes for disclaimers and necessary warnings throughout story.
69,257 Words, Started 11/25/2008, Completed 02/08/2010
Diggory In Deep
3.0/10 (10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Cedric's got a busy year juggling an amorous Cho, Quidditch practices, avoiding hordes of star-struck girls, pleasing his father, Head Boy duites, winning a tournament and studing for his NEWT's. What's abloke to do when he falls behind in his studies? Call on our resident bookworm, of course.
I own nothing and make no money!
8,405 Words, Started 02/26/2009, Updated 04/21/2009
The Runner
by sunny33
7.09/10 (557 Ratings, 0 Likes, 433 Favorites )Who is the mysterious, early-morning runner out on the Quidditch pitch? Hermione discovers more than just his identity.
36,698 Words, Started 02/05/2009, Completed 05/08/2009
Epiphany
by melusin
5.56/10 (162 Ratings, 0 Likes, 194 Favorites )How far would you go if you had total control over another human being? A tale of love, obsession, temptation and betrayal.
122,428 Words, Started 06/26/2006, Updated 06/30/2011
Caramel
by corianderpie
6.74/10 (765 Ratings, 0 Likes, 384 Favorites )Is there such a thing as a harmless crush? Over the course of a year, two people experience the perils of wanting what they just can’t have.
117,093 Words, Started 04/27/2009, Completed 08/22/2010
Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All
by lovestruck
6.43/10 (14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )The adventures in the daily lives of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger-Snape. Each chapter is a stand-alone story.
8,697 Words, Started 05/03/2010, Updated 06/03/2010
Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s
by goat of abe
7.92/10 (63 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Did you ever wonder what happens behind the scenes at Hogwarts?
6,110 Words, Started 01/01/2011, Updated 02/17/2011
Letters
7.25/10 (371 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )The trio has graduated, and Hermione is back at Hogwarts as Madam Pomfrey's assistant as part of her training to be a Mediwitch while the boys are off training to be Aurors. These are the letters they exchange.
13,786 Words, Started 05/18/2011, Completed 04/13/2012
Restricted Reading
by herbologist
6.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Why is Severus Snape trying to steal a book from the Restricted Section of the library?
725 Words, Started 11/08/2011, Completed 11/08/2011
Darned
by Minerva
5.24/10 (17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )An attack on Madam Pince leads to startling revelations for Hermione Granger.
2,789 Words, Started 08/23/2012, Completed 08/23/2012