notsosaintly
Member Since 2005 | 38 Stories | Favorited by 707 | 843 Reviews Written | 2,009 Review Responses
Founder of The Petulant Poetess. Editor and full-time mother.
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Strega Letteraria
by notsosaintly
7.02/10 (418 Ratings, 0 Likes, 279 Favorites )Years after Voldemort is destroyed, Hermione struggles to have the life she has always wanted. **Note: This story is on haitus. It isn't abandoned; I simply have no idea when it will be continued.
65,095 Words, Started 02/25/2007, Updated 12/13/2008
THE TUTORING SESSION: A Virgin's Primer
by notsosaintly
7.12/10 (289 Ratings, 0 Likes, 465 Favorites )Even know-it-alls don't know it all. **Note: This story is on haitus. It isn't abandoned; I simply have no idea when it will be continued.
31,154 Words, Started 05/19/2005, Updated 04/20/2008
Letting Go
by notsosaintly
7.1/10 (220 Ratings, 0 Likes, 256 Favorites )Saving someone from the savior of the wizarding world is not always easy.
34,893 Words, Started 04/26/2005, Completed 12/20/2006
Bewitching Her Mind
by notsosaintly
8.08/10 (93 Ratings, 1 Like, 257 Favorites )Hermione has been losing sleep. Is it her dreams that are keeping her awake... or could it be something else? (REWRITTEN: Dec 2005)
13,749 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 04/04/2005
Soothing Hands
by notsosaintly
8.19/10 (90 Ratings, 0 Likes, 292 Favorites )Rewritten: A story of healing, dedication, love and the reality of war. A PWP that ran away and developed a plot.
39,388 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 07/15/2005
Impromptu Seduction
by notsosaintly
4.55/10 (74 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )Avoiding Mrs. Norris can be quite stimulating... a series of 100-word drabbles in nine parts.
1,009 Words, Started 02/23/2006, Completed 02/23/2006
And Temper Begets Pleasure
by notsosaintly
6.84/10 (49 Ratings, 0 Likes, 119 Favorites )All that bickering had to lead somewhere.
14,625 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 06/20/2005
The 12 Days of Christmas
by notsosaintly
6.19/10 (43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 78 Favorites )A merry trip through the 12 days of Christmas with the professor and his apprentice.
2,888 Words, Started 12/07/2006, Completed 12/07/2006
An Unwitting Romance
by notsosaintly
6.37/10 (43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 135 Favorites )Professor Snape has fallen into a pit of despair. Will Hermione be able to pull him out?
5,766 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 04/04/2005
Not Going to Portus Club
by notsosaintly
5.75/10 (40 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )She can't go to Portus, so why not indulge herself? Warning: mango margaritas abound.
3,226 Words, Started 07/10/2008, Completed 07/10/2008
Not a Word
by notsosaintly
8.0/10 (32 Ratings, 0 Likes, 93 Favorites )A late night stroll results in an unexpected encounter.
3,777 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 04/04/2005
Children Are a Blessing, Not a Burden
by notsosaintly
6.23/10 (30 Ratings, 0 Likes, 46 Favorites )Oh, the trials and tribulations of a father left alone with his children...
11,325 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 03/12/2006
Garden of Eden
by notsosaintly
6.79/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 45 Favorites )Multifaceted Round Four Nominee: And on the eighth day there was temptation and knowledge reared its ugly head.
2,908 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 04/04/2005
Professing the Professor
by notsosaintly
7.61/10 (28 Ratings, 1 Like, 141 Favorites )What happens when a Muggle-born must teach a Pureblood how to drive a car?
8,797 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 04/04/2005
Gone
by notsosaintly
8.11/10 (28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Sometimes a marriage cannot be fixed, as Hermione painfully discovers.
1,767 Words, Started 08/23/2008, Completed 08/23/2008
Know-it-All and the Traitor
by notsosaintly
5.85/10 (27 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )Once upon a time, there was a girl who made a promise to the man she loved …. A fairy tale with a moral; a story of how Severus Snape survived Nagini’s bite.
1,513 Words, Started 01/29/2009, Completed 01/29/2009
A Husband's Discovery
by notsosaintly
6.38/10 (26 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )What would happen if Lucius came home to find his wife being satisfied by another man?
1,446 Words, Started 01/17/2009, Completed 01/17/2009
Finding Her Style
by notsosaintly
7.96/10 (25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 56 Favorites )Ginny's experience in kissing boys is certainly helpful to Hermione, who must learn to find her style. (Warning: femmeslash)
5,414 Words, Started 10/10/2005, Completed 08/17/2008
An Afternoon at Malfoy Manor
by notsosaintly
7.0/10 (25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )Rewritten: Pansy is the prey this fine afternoon; a mere plaything for father and son.
4,601 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 04/04/2005
A Wife's Needs
by notsosaintly
5.6/10 (25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )Narcissa finds a solution to the lackluster sex life in her marriage.
4,182 Words, Started 01/15/2009, Completed 01/15/2009
Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
by notsosaintly
6.25/10 (24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 20 Favorites )Good Holiday Season Advice: If you own chestnuts, stay far, far away from the fire.
2,633 Words, Started 12/20/2008, Completed 12/20/2008
Stress Relief
by notsosaintly
8.57/10 (23 Ratings, 0 Likes, 72 Favorites )Ah, the joys of playing poker. [The goal of this story was to pay attention to Remus. Poor boy needed it badly.]
7,826 Words, Started 09/12/2005, Completed 09/12/2005
Metamorphosis
by notsosaintly
5.57/10 (21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )Unhappy with his social life after the war, Severus decides to make a few changes. (Post-HBP)
6,517 Words, Started 03/03/2006, Completed 03/03/2006
Winning at All Costs
by notsosaintly
7.14/10 (21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )When Hermione, Harry and Ron bet on who will keep their New Year's Resolution the longest, it takes a certain kind of determination to win.
1,112 Words, Started 01/01/2010, Completed 01/01/2010
Fallen
by notsosaintly
5.14/10 (21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )Marriage isn't always what you think it's going to be.
1,754 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 04/04/2005