Although I can't wait to enjoy it and hope it's in the next chapter, I just can't see Hermione asking Snape to wank for her in order to catch Rita Skeeter, nor can I imagine he would ever agree to said wanking for that purpose. Now, if she's suggesting it in order to seduce him, she's likely to see pictures of the two of them in next month's magazine.  And if he's agreeing to seduce her, he must not be as upset as he seemed to be about having his privacy invaded, because he should expect to be in next month's magazine again.  Why doesn't Hermione tell him about Skeeter's animagus form? What if they don't catch the culprit?  And, who else will end up in Witch Weekly? Was Rita Skeeter keeping the look out only for Snape? Was the perpetrator a perv who takes lots of pictures for their own enjoyment but saw a chance to make some change?

Somehow I believe she'll find a way to help him get over her comment.

Which collegue would speak to Rita Skitter about Severus Snape's anatomy? I hope she's lying or someone needs to be hexed! I do miss the Playwitch photos from years ago.  I do wish I had saved the Bill Weasley Centerfold by Marquis. 

Poor Severus. Skinny, pasty chest, grey chest hairs and all. Why in the world would he bother plucking them? I hope this ends well in spite of his average member. The question is, does he know what he's doing when he's using it?  He needs someone who doesn't care about such things. A brilliant mind is a sexy thing.  What he needs is a know-it-all who isn't concerned with his physical beauty. But I'm sure you know that. I do hope he isn't too hurt when he finds out someone had played a nasty joke on him. I'm very glad he isn't tempted by any of these knot heads writing to him.

Oh my gods, that was soooo enjoyable, humour and erotically--however, *clearing throat*, Hermione is hopefully realizing how, um, sensitive Severus is! Or perhaps Severus needs to do something to keep her from talking so much;-) Great, wickedly delicious chapter, as always!

OMG, what has Hermione planned? Wicked, wonderful brilliant woman! Just thinking about watching Severus pleasuring himself makes me... um, cross my legs on the other side, and then the other, and wriggle in anticipation while reading--great chapter!

Ooooh, saucy naughty, yummy banter (and visuals), and them Minerva has to interrupt... Yes, Severus, it is indeed how you use it, and yes, Hermione, it looked like it hardened up quite nicely... Hmmm, perhaps if she aplogizes on her hands and knees to him, he might give her a, um, chance to make amends, er, you know what I mean, sunny!Great chapter!

OMG, wonderful! Playwitch--hahahaha! Of course there exist a publication Playwitch and of course Rita Skeeter is a contributing reporter!... Now, who's the snitch?

Oooh, love this chapter and insight into what is going on with Hermione and her feelings/awareness that she fancies Snape. What does he have to read?! Reading on! Great chapter!

Oh Lordy, thank goodness Spring break is finally here and I'm getting to catch up on all of the goodies--so happy, tickled pink,  and facial cheeks are sore from grinning and guffawing: poor suffering Severus and his *fanmail*--how ever will he find *relief* '(...)and decidedly average cock' au contraire, Prof Snape; you've always belittled yourself and attributes thereof--trust them, the witches see you as you truly are and you're anything but average in any way! Great, naughty, feisty chapter!

ABOUT DAG-GUM TIME!  That was the funniest sex I've ever read.  And some romantic love thrown into the mix.  I enjoyed reading every chapter - love your humorous style.  Thanks for a great story!

What a sweet Story! Real people in real love.

Thanks for a great laugh and a fun story! You rock.

Hahahaha A comedy of errors! Great chapter!!!

Hmmmm. Severus and chocolate sauce. One can only imagine. *grin* I've got a package of the new Mint Chocolate Chip biscuits from Chips Ahoy in my pantry. Would that do? ^_^

A match made in heaven.   Chocolate sauce indeed.   

"she planned to hunt him down after dinner like an owl seeking a midnight snack" *sigh* that line made me very happy. Thank you for a wild and wonderful ride. 

" she planned to hunt him down after dinner like an owl seeking a midnight snack " *sigh* that line made me very happy. Thank you for a wild and wonderful ride. 

I've got a load of home made chocolate birthday cake left over ( my daughter makes it with Maltesers and Cadbury's chocolate fingers and is to die for )would that fit the bill? Utterly delightful Sunny and of course this is a much truer and more realistic Sev than our over active, sex-fuelled, women of a certain age imaginations usually conjure up. It's his imperfections that make him perfect. Mischief well managed, Sunny. Best wishes, Love Ali xxxx.

Great ending!!!!! Love it.

The story was fantastic! Very good humour throughtout! I laughed out loud at some points*** Wish I had a Severus of my own

About time.  But on another note this chapter was what I needed in a week from hell.   Thanks

Finally! Some progress...

Finally they got themselves some skin on skin action!!!!

Glad to see you finally decided to stop torturing them and show a little mercy!