Under the Professor's Robes
sunny33168 Reviews | 6.32/10 (168 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )
Something strange is happening at Hogwarts. Snape's students are giggling and making cow eyes at him, and suggestive notes keep appearing in his mail. The other teachers can't look him in the eye, and even the newest staff member, Granger, blushes every time she talks to him.
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Hello all, I am a 53 year old from NZ. Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing. Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)
Reviews for Under the Professor's Robes
Too short!Er, the chapter, not.. uh... Ahem.And: Oh damnit, Severus you poor sod! You have a beautiful (randy) witch who is literally throwing herself in your lap and ripping her clothes off for you... and you keep striking out. Or passing out. COME ON, MAN! XD
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
He needs someone to take him in hand... Oh, hang on, he does that for himself! ;)
Whatever, whenever and however you have things in store for these two nincompoops I'm sure will astound me. I'm beginning to wonder how they helped to defeat Voldemort. Really this is hilarious.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Hehe Thanks. :)
*snort* *muttering* Why don't you give those two a break, Dear Author? *snigger* *looks over at roommate* Who, me? Just enjoying this lovely little farce... er... story. ^_^
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Pot, meet kettle! :D
Response from MsTree (Reviewer)
Are you calling me a pot? Or a kettle? I think I prefer kettle, because then I could make tea. One lump or two? Do you prefer lemon or milk, dear? ^_~
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Milk and 1/2 a sugar. I'll be round shortly, put the kettle on! :D
Bangs head on keyboard moaning why oh why do I keep reading when all I am left with is frustration (Severus and Hermione are waving their fist at you wanting to get to the good ole "HARD" fun action) ok no their not I am. At least your updates are timely and make my Wednesday better.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Note to self: Don't late next week or
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
will hunt you down!
Sunny, dear...has anyone ever told you that you have a bit of a sadistic streak? (*Shakes head*) I suppose I should count myself fortunate that you're not in charge of *my* love life...although I can't say that mine is much better. Misery loves company, yes...but if "the course of true love never did run smooth" in real life, can't it at least happen in fiction?
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Who, me? i don't know what you mean! :P
Wow. They still are having quite a bit of trouble 'connecting the dots'. Hopefully soon they will get it right.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Someone give them a kiddie marker pen! :)
Poor Severus and Hermione ... they just can't seem to connect right, no matter what they do.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
No. They are geniuses... at misreading blatant cues! :)
Response from jectex (Reviewer)
That they are.
Hahahaha, they can't win for failing! XD
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
True! :)
*snort* *giggle* *guffaw* Poor Severus. Hermione's trying too hard, methinks. ^_^
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
She's very trying, that's for sure. But she has the password to his rooms now, so that must be progress! :)
Response from MsTree (Reviewer)
As long as Severus doesn't change it in self-defense! ^_~
Oh, dear...these two just can't seem to win for losing, can they?
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Nope. :)
You are so, so cruel! Both of them have my deepest sympathy, but Severus has got the shorter end of the stick, in my opinion.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Hermione would dearly love to have any end of the stick... however short! ;)
Hermione needs to stop trying to seduce him and just enter his rooms one night and proceed to the action. It might actually work! haha
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Catch him all unawares, you reckon? You might be onto something! :)
He let her... but she does't know what her hands are doing... then he...........and she just walks out not realizing he just..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
. Sorry about that, Mick's mind just imploded, not to worry, I'm sure she will be back in time for the next update. 
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Hehe. Imploding Mind Syndrome. I feel so proud! :D
They are hopeless, aren't they? Thank you for a very funny story.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Thank you. :)
You are soooo cruel, so close yet so far away. Poor Severus and Hermione, they are in the hands of a stadistic author. Stop toying with those two and let them have a little fun and I don't mean just Severus in his pants.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Soon, baby, soon... ;)
I think inhaling potion fumes for so long has made Severus a bit blind to the obvious. Poor Hermione, what's a girl gotta do to get some attention?!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Or has he been playing withhimself too much? Doesn't that make you go blind? ;)
AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! I'm as frustrated as those two! I am laughing all the way through this, but when are they going to at least kiss? This is a very funny story. I'm really enjoying it.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Thanks! :)
You are such a tease :P Poor Hermione, she was definitely succeeding with her last attempt though, she should try that again ;)
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
If only she knew just how well she was doing! :)
What a pillock! Does she have to tattoo it on his hide? I didn't think I could get that frustrated with darling Severus. Thank you for a very amusing story.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Thanks. :)
Okay, your killing me here with all of the blind supense. Let them get it on, Hit Severus over the head with a bludger, drag to the bed and tie him up (oh wait, that's my fantasy) and let Hermione have her wicked way with him. Stop dragging this out. LOL love the story.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
But I like torturing them! :)
Loved the 'staff meeting' banter. Nice to see the teachers with the hair let down.Great story! Thanks for sharing it.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Thanks! :)
Oh, I love how antagonistic and comfortable (in a way) you make H & S! Also, the Girls Night In is fantastic. XDThank you for sharing, I can't wait to read more!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Thank you! :)
Must have more!!!! aaaaarghhh love the old ladies' suggestions, some of them are even quite good :) picnic and stargazing does sound nice :P
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Hehe... maybe... ;)
*giggle* She should have snagged him at her door and pulled him in with her! Loved the "meeting" and the ideas the others were throwing out. If points are taken from a teacher, does it still count?One sentence, though, might need work. Where it was suggested that he find her naked in his bed? Two of the words seem to have switched places. ^_^
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
Ooh, good spotting. Fixed it, thanks! xx
Gee, they both need to open their eyes.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Under the Professor's Robes)
They do! :)