Well, I wonder just what sparked this overwelming interest in certian parts of Snape's anatomy?  

What a fun start! Can't wait to see who else is volleying for Severus' attentions. LOL

Hilarious.  My laughter woke my dog.  Looking forward to more.  (I wonder if lil' Miss Hermione knew/found out he was a peeping Severus and is exacting her revenge)

Oh poor Severus! It can't all be hero worship can it? What on earth has gotten in to him?

Hahahahaha!  I can't wait to read more!  xD  Poor Severus and his ogled anatomy lol.

*snigger* *snort* *howls with laughter* *sniff* *wipes eyes* Keep up the good work! ^_^

This is so much fun! I can't wait to see what's going to happen next!

I feel bad for Severus because he doesn't know what's going on, but I feel bad because I laughed my self silly at his expense. Why do I suspect Hermione is at the bottom of this? I'm gonna love this aren't I.

Yay! You're back! I'm already hooked to this story!  :)

Love it! I particularly like your characterization of Hermione, giving back as good as she gets. Hm, that sounds suggestive.

I love it, I can't wait to read more.

Okay, I'll play along...next chapter, please!

 Well, we will soon fine out If Rite has been the castle to spy again, won't we?

Awww... Open mouth, insert foot. Good going Hermione.

This was absolutely hilarious thank you

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Lol hilarious little story made more funny by the reality of the situation sex isnt like porn lol.

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I think this is the first fanfiction I have ever read where severus isn't hung like a horse lol I both cringed and giggled. 

Author's Response: LOL The aim was to make fun of as many tries as possible! 😁

Yes so I nearly died laughing at this! Hilarious and sweet an awkward and adorable. :)

Well. It was about time. Hermione has even taught him the fine are of using his sharp tongue for what they were made for. Damn! I got a rock... That's my Charlie Brown imitation.  Even if little hubby is broken, his tongue isn't! What a looser! I'm sure hit makes his neck hurt or something.  Do you know that when I offered to get on top he said I was too heavy and he couldn't breath?  Maybe I need to get him drunk. Wait. He doesn't drink either. Now I just realized why nice guys don't usually get the girl 34 years too late. The only reason they're nice is because they are empty bags of sticks in the mud dressed up to look like thoughtful and pensive, intellegent partners until you get them home. What the hell! I've been boy crazy since I was 5 and I'm old enough to be married 34 years so you know I've been man crazy for a damned long time. God must be punishing me for lustful thoughts.  I started skinny and cute and had my pick of guys. Now I'm fat and old and married to a lump. I am gauranteed never to get laid or touched until the end of my life! Because I keep my promises, I'm reading Snape smut and he's at church and I'm going to miss Game of Thrones because I have to get up early and dye my grey roots. That's just sad, ya know? I need mercy.   Those church ladies think he's cute. If they only knew.  At least he'll never cheat on me. I'd have to kill him then. So he ruined my plan for old age too.  But, there's no need to go to prison when I'm old. We have Obama care now. But, wait a minute! I could get stuck in wet diapers with bed sores at the mercy of my crappy spawn!  Looks like prison is the way to go. I hear they have sex there. 

This couple needs some serious help. 

I'm afraid that when she finally gets him where she wants him she won't have time to enjoy it.  Looks like he doesn't have much stamina. It must be a drag to be them. What am I talking about? It's a drag to be me! Fine. I'll stop picking on them. I've grown together down there it's been so long. At least someone wants to shag Hermione. 

Hahahahahhahahaha! I love how this ended! XDThank you for sharing, this was fantastic.

Hermione is talking to Severus like he's her best gay guy girlfriend.  Why doesn't she say something complementary if she wants to get laid? I'm feeling very sorry for Severus. Maybe she's fishing for a pity shag. He should tell her what Hootch did.  I'd be that would make her jealous. She'd know that she needed to step up her game if she wanted a ride on his joy stick. I still don't understand why he isn't taking Skeeter for a swim in the river wrapped in ropes and tied with weights, let alone scaring the hell out of her with jealous powerful dark magic.  He may not be well endowed but isn't he a powerful wizard with a bad temper? I would imagine more of the Sopranos approach if this happened to Snape. This reminds story me of an R rated Annette Funicello and Franky Avalon movie. LOL! 

He seriously believed she wouldn't watch? Could he be that gullible? Who would really do that in front of a colleague anyway? "I thought you promised not to watch?" That's it? Severus Snape was just embarrassed by another person and that's all he said? He didn't seem like he was trying to seduce her. I guess he's working on a slow seduction.  For such a private person he has been behaving quite unSnape like. I don't think even Ron would wank while Hermione watched so that they could catch a pervert.  And what does that make Hermione? When does Severus kill Rita Skeeter? Can she post those pictures in wizarding legal society without being sued?