Oh my these two are practially hopeless! They sure do make me laugh though. Can't wait to see how they come together after this one. So much fun.

Oh dear! And still no hint (or maybe I missed it) about what Argus is planning. Thank you for a very funny story! (Note to self: no eating while reading this story)

I knew that little bug Skeeter, had to be involved somehow.    Poor Hermione, she has her foot in her mouth so often, she is in danger of getting athlete's tongue.

Shame on you.  You know better than to make fun of the size of Severus' nose (um I mean his feet(oh wait the size of his digit)) Yea that's it.   Well at least Hermione got enjoyment out of it.  And Moaning Myrtle, What the Hell.  You can't even trust the ghost anymore.

Okay, so the ultimate villian was Skeeter, using poor Myrtle who didn't know any better. *grin* I can only imagine what they would have thought up for Hermione. Now you have to get Severus and Hermione together after her *little* gaffs at Severus' expense, right? ^_^

Roflol! Moaning Myryle!  Hermione you have got to stop putting your foot in your mouth.

I'm not gonna lie.  I'm kind of enjoying the fact that this is probably the first story I've read where Snape DOESN'T have a huge set of bits.  Ha!

Lol I loved it! Although I've never thought of Severus as having small privates I guess the big nose theory doesn't always hold true in this case. 

Wow! Hermione is so going to be in deep sh*t after Severus reads the article...

Severus smirked to himself as he closed the door. He hadn’t been so entertained since the night Lucius’s hair caught on fire and his house-elf threw a carafe of his best elf-made wine over his head to put it out.

Well, Merlin forbid Lucius' house-elves use something as mundane as water to quench their flaming master. 

(If I were Severus, I'd've conjured marshmallows.)

I've already read the full story and I'm reading it again as you post it here because it's so good.

*snerk* Methinks she just wants a private performance. ^_^

Ok that was just mean and cruel   A virgin Snape and then you leave us hanging.   Well at least it was not a mental image of Dumbledore wanking.  Can I be Hermione and watch.

"Severus smirked to himself as he closed the door. He hadn’t been so entertained since the night Lucius’s hair caught on fire and his house-elf threw a carafe of his best elf-made wine over his head to put it out."

Hmmm... not sure what to think of this. Was he pulling her leg about being a virgin?

Hermione's being a bitch and a half.  I hope something very, very embarrassing happens to her.  I'm not normally a Hermione basher, but she really has something shitty coming to her (one hopes).

Roflmao!!!!! Poor Severus, He's had his face planted on someone elses body!  Hmmm.... I wonder who posed for the shots?

Barely Average! How dare you run contrary to years of ff dogma! This is great as always.

I would hate to be anyone conected in any way, shape or form with that article. Severus is not known for having the mildest of tempers, and I think he will want a word with miss Skeeter.

McGonagall seems to work faster and more effectively than a Deflating Draught. Poor Severus (and Hermione)!

If Minerva had arrived any later, I think she would've gotten a whole different picture. Probably would've made any future staff meetings more than a teensy bit awkward.

*snort* I wonder if Min knew just when to come for a visit so no body else could (come that is).  Great fun! Looking forward to more!

Shaping up nicely there, Severus. At least until Minerva showed up. ^_^

I think Minerva was very much aware of what was going on, poor Severus his dignity is in tatters.

Hmm, what are you up to?

Roger? who is Roger and why dose he have Severus in such a flap? Who is responbsible for his new found reputaion? So many questions, I look forward to having them answered. 

I'm loving the humerous set up and can't wait for the next chapter!  "the onslaught of the lackwitted and fumblefingered" - very smart.