Rolanda Hooch
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Vengeance is Sweet!
7.08/10 (66 Ratings, 0 Likes, 126 Favorites )A spiteful Severus decides the only way to bed Hermione before Harry does is to pretend to be a gigolo for one night. Inspired by Betz's Gigolo Challenge at WIKTT.
124,876 Words, Started 04/09/2005, Completed 07/21/2005
A Rush of Blood to the Head
by PlaidPooka
6.45/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )When the whole of Hogwarts finds out that Severus is a virgin, will he be the laughingstock of the school? Or will this be the start of a mighty big adventure?
11,761 Words, Started 04/19/2005, Completed 04/19/2005
Photographic Evidence
by Angharad
6.86/10 (7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, and Madam Hooch decide that for certain damaging prejudices, a full frontal assault is in order.
4,394 Words, Started 05/18/2005, Updated 05/18/2005
The Gypsy
by Dusty Rose
7.68/10 (22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )Because of mysterious events, Dumbledore can allow Harry to leave his relatives' home to spend the summer with his friends. And he meets one new friend, an intriguing new girl, who, as it becomes apparent to Harry, is much more than meets the eye.
88,753 Words, Started 06/19/2005, Completed 06/24/2005
Peeved Peeves
6.6/10 (15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )Peeves decides to wreak havoc at the castle.
1,559 Words, Started 10/19/2005, Completed 10/19/2005
With A Little Drop of Poison
by Danu
5.89/10 (54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 56 Favorites )A love potion + the Weasley twins = trouble for a certain Potions Master and new Transfiguration Apprentice
9,051 Words, Started 10/21/2005, Completed 01/18/2006
Professor Drabbles
by phoenix
5.0/10 (2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )13 100 word vignettes about our favorite Hogwarts professors, or not so favorite professors. The character death is for the obvious, Professor Binns.
1,548 Words, Started 02/12/2006, Completed 02/12/2006
Valentine's Game
by Deccaboo
5.0/10 (2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )A drabble written for a LiveJournal McGonagall/Hooch femslash challenge!
101 Words, Started 02/14/2006, Completed 02/14/2006
The Lies You Tell Yourself
by Shanastay
5.56/10 (27 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )There are places you can never return to... and lies you tell yourself. Snape's work still isn't done and how is this newcomer connected to unfolding events?
63,458 Words, Started 02/24/2006, Updated 10/13/2006
Faculty Meeting
6.15/10 (13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )A hodgepodge of Harry Potter poetry and drabbles as written by the admins on TPP.
3,698 Words, Started 05/25/2006, Updated 08/21/2006
New Beginnings
by nogod1215
5.8/10 (237 Ratings, 0 Likes, 147 Favorites )After nearly being killed by her husband, Hermione returns to Hogwarts. (Ultimately a SS/HG, but starts out a little different.)**NOW COMPLETE**
25,375 Words, Started 05/15/2006, Completed 02/17/2007
Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees
by dracontia
6.55/10 (143 Ratings, 0 Likes, 101 Favorites )Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU!
44,756 Words, Started 07/17/2006, Completed 08/17/2006
New Creation
by SS Lupin
4.79/10 (14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )On June 17, 1998, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry had a seminar on sexual education for their sixth and seventh year students. Did the students learn anything worthwhile or get sick from the subject matter? The answer is within the story.
6,331 Words, Started 07/18/2006, Completed 07/18/2006
Scratching the Itch
by StormySkize
6.83/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )There?s a nasty bug loose in Hogwarts. How could this happen? And how can a future outbreak be avoided? Why...by teaching the students the "facts of life," of course!
8,306 Words, Started 07/22/2006, Completed 07/22/2006
Unusually Loved
by from_n_to_h
4.25/10 (16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )A story that follows Nymphadora Tonks. I have some ideas where we?re headed, but I make no guarantees!
Note: Each chapter will only feature the characters mentioned in that chapter. This is because I don?t know who will make an appearance until they do so! There is also currently no second category. This may change.
7,618 Words, Started 08/16/2006, Updated 06/18/2009
A Double Trouble Birthday Rhyme
10.0/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )The twins may be gone from Hogwarts, but they certainly aren't forgotten... especially on April Fool's Day, which just happens to be their birthday. Not HBP compliant. Takes place between OoTP and HBP.
906 Words, Started 09/13/2006, Completed 09/13/2006
A Generation Back
by Cat Feral
6.33/10 (67 Ratings, 0 Likes, 51 Favorites )SUMMARY: A botched Time-Speeding spell lands a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone into the hands of young Filius Flitwick. He shares it with a few classmates whose names you might recognize. MST Time!
93,546 Words, Started 12/16/2005, Updated 02/11/2008
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo
7.52/10 (96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.)
62,809 Words, Started 03/08/2007, Completed 09/10/2007
Turning the Corner
7.58/10 (26 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Michael Corner rides an emotional roller-coaster in the fortnight leading up to the Yule Ball where, to his own very great surprise, he is smitten by a beautiful redhead.
38,532 Words, Started 03/07/2007, Completed 06/03/2007
We Didn't Start the Fandom
5.0/10 (4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel
448 Words, Started 07/01/2007, Completed 07/01/2007
Orion's Pointer
by Faraday
5.6/10 (135 Ratings, 0 Likes, 48 Favorites )The Potions Master is about to meet a bitch of unexpected dimensions.
248,511 Words, Started 06/24/2007, Updated 03/07/2012
Met and Beset
by amsev
6.06/10 (17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )Mature audiences only, please. A while back, I challenged myself to write some smut with some sort of lemon in each chapter. This story is based loosely on the MLC and will eventually be a foursome of SS/HG/RH/LM. You have been warned...
8,435 Words, Started 09/22/2007, Updated 12/06/2007
The Godfather
by Muggline
7.15/10 (828 Ratings, 0 Likes, 586 Favorites )Snape is asked to be the godfather of a child and Hermione plays a vital part...
DH spoilers, but with some important changes...
85,367 Words, Started 04/20/2008, Completed 06/16/2009
The Greater Good
by KingPig
5.6/10 (10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )A daring collection of interviews taken with those in Wizarding Britain is finally released, after the MoM has throughly inspected each article for falsities.
1,788 Words, Started 04/29/2008, Updated 04/29/2008
Dancing With the Staff
by sshg316
6.57/10 (122 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )First Place in Anything Goes Challenge's Multimedia Category! Photo manip
410 Words, Started 05/05/2008, Completed 05/29/2008
The Fennoderee's Favourite
8.76/10 (33 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Orla Quirke's first year at Hogwarts. From the start Draco takes an unreasonable dislike to the first-year Ravenclaw.
A tale of a little-known Canon character.
9,554 Words, Started 04/27/2008, Completed 05/31/2008
Death's Dominion
by MMADfan
6.1/10 (559 Ratings, 0 Likes, 207 Favorites )Severus Snape’s life was changed when he was hit by an errant spell, and he comes to a decision that defies Dumbledore’s wishes. Even the fate of the wizarding world is altered by this one ill-cast curse and Snape’s subsequent resolve. Long after the spell itself has dissipated, its effects continue echoing in the lives of Severus, Albus, Minerva, and Hermione, and they bring with them a shadowy figure whom Snape does not trust and whose motivations and influence on Minerva are murky. Conspiracies and schemes swirl around Severus as he continues on his path of deception to his final confrontation with the Dark Lord.
Canon-divergent post-July 1996 in the HP universe. Not DH-compliant. (Partially HBP-compliant.)
A “Light” fic of love, loyalty, and redemption.
Pertinent warnings in individual chapter summaries.
Voted First Place, Gen Fic: Best Legacy Story, in the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards for Spring/Summer 2013.
288,570 Words, Started 03/20/2008, Completed 11/07/2008
Alphabet Getrunken
by dmf1984
5.33/10 (9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Four witches celebrate summer with an "alphabetical drinking game."
4,432 Words, Started 08/11/2008, Completed 08/11/2008
Captivation and Obsession
by _Levicorpus_
6.53/10 (255 Ratings, 0 Likes, 247 Favorites )Years after the Final Battle, a new professor strolls into Hogwarts only to captivate Severus to the point of obsession.
20,785 Words, Started 05/03/2008, Completed 12/31/2011
The Headmaster
by Hanagasume
6.43/10 (382 Ratings, 0 Likes, 156 Favorites )Five years after the defeat of Voldemort, Severus Snape is still at Hogwarts - and is the Headmaster too. His deputy, Professor Hermione Granger, is the best thing that has ever happened to him. With all of the intrigue and miscommunication, can they fall in love? HG/SS - set postHBP ignoring all that occurred in DH. OOC alert also.
65,691 Words, Started 11/24/2008, Completed 06/28/2009