Humor

Cat Claws: An out-take to <i>Hexed!</i> by TeaOli

by noodle

In which Hagrid’s first task of the morning goes horribly wrong.

625 Words,  Started 07/08/2013,  Completed 07/08/2013

Punishing Charlie Weasley

by lilbitbord

The sequel to my “A Surprise for Hermione”, Hermione turns the tables on her husband, Charlie. Containd BDSM, endless teasing and a sexy Hermione. It helps to read the first story, but not necessary.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

2,129 Words,  Started 06/01/2007,  Completed 06/01/2007

On the Receiving End of Self Appointed Cupids

by blackaces924

Snape and Hermione are stuck in a closet.

988 Words,  Started 07/17/2006,  Updated 07/17/2006

Have Yourself a Snapey Little Christmas

by Titania Snape

Look Snape. Hermione loves books, and concocting potions, and all of that other apprentice stuff that you make her do. She never shuts up about it, and it's very tiresome at parties, but a girl can't live on academia alone. In spite of the mind blowing sex, so she says.

2,766 Words,  Started 12/17/2005,  Updated 12/17/2005

Hyperbole & Prevarication

by TeaOli

Severus finds a slippery way to express his feelings. Hermione is amused.

2,220 Words,  Started 02/02/2012,  Completed 02/02/2012

Up a Crack....

by HermioneWeasley1972

A new item has hit Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes. Beware!

452 Words,  Started 10/02/2011,  Completed 10/02/2011

Dark Draco Saga

by Fairfield

Once upon a time, a Dark Wizard, three witches, and a house elf ...

2,644 Words,  Started 09/05/2016,  Updated 10/08/2018

The Curse of the Little Sister

by sara lady dalian

Every big brother has felt the curse at some time, be he Muggle or Wizard. Every big brother knows the curse of the little sister.

704 Words,  Started 04/11/2010,  Updated 04/11/2010

Shapeshifter Saga

by Fairfield

Snape is invaded by a bipolar Spirit.

9,167 Words,  Started 10/15/2016,  Updated 11/27/2016

Joys of Parenthood

by shalimar1981

Remus muses about the good and the sometimes not so good sides of being a parent, and how reaping the rewards may take some time.

1,449 Words,  Started 03/07/2007,  Completed 03/07/2007

I Think I'm Going Quackers

by peskipiksi

Why is there a rubber duck on Snape's desk?

138 Words,  Started 06/29/2013,  Completed 06/29/2013

The Gilded Potion

by Nimue of the Lake

Someone\'s crush on Severus Snape goes a bit too far...

464 Words,  Started 02/26/2007,  Completed 02/26/2007

Ron's Ears

by Fanny T

Ron's ears are hard workers.

742 Words,  Started 05/13/2009,  Completed 05/13/2009

Incident at the Supermarket

by septentrion

Severus comes back from the supermarket without the groceries.

535 Words,  Started 08/01/2009,  Completed 08/01/2009

Capable of Melting Hearts, Too

by juniperus

Never challenge a Gryffindor at their own game.

249 Words,  Started 02/06/2009,  Completed 02/06/2009

Survivor: Hogwarts

by blue artemis

Crookshanks is dreaming again. And he watches way too much American television.

238 Words,  Started 09/18/2009,  Completed 09/18/2009

Scent of a Crime

by imhilien

Postwar. Snape has no idea why Hermione often visits the potions shop he now runs, but when something goes wrong, he may be glad she does.

8,302 Words,  Started 01/12/2007,  Completed 01/12/2007

Drabbles, Drabbles, and More Drabbles – Round 11

by Pearle

A bakers dozen - Thirteen 100-word drabbles in all, ranging from K to M (G to R) in rating and a variety of subjects. Enjoy!

1,863 Words,  Started 02/09/2006,  Completed 02/09/2006

Better Than Cake

by kittylefish

Lupin bakes a cake. Bake, Lupin, bake!

46 Words,  Started 07/15/2010,  Completed 07/15/2010

Maffy the Grumpy House-Elf

by pokeystar

“As the Deputy Chief Representative for the Council for House-Elf Welfare,” she replied, sharpening her quill. “I must inform you that curtailing an elf’s natural state is prohibited under current Ministry law.”

8,099 Words,  Started 03/07/2010,  Completed 03/07/2010

House-elves Serve Up a Mean Slice of Humble Pie

by astopperindeath

Severus is forced to speak the truth after eating a slice of Humble Pie. Originally written for the LJ grangersnape100 Humble Pie Challenge.

234 Words,  Started 10/17/2009,  Completed 10/17/2009

Dark Deceiver

by Sevvy

My attempt at a limerick as a humourous snapshot of our favourite Potions master.

106 Words,  Started 03/07/2010,  Completed 03/07/2010

Namesakes

by ConstantComment

Fred Weasley looked nothing like his uncle... Albus Severus and Fred Weasley Jr. at the Burrow. Rated T for f-bombs.

745 Words,  Started 06/13/2009,  Completed 06/13/2009

Awakening

by sevibaby

What Severus Snape finds beyond the veil.

825 Words,  Started 09/29/2009,  Completed 09/29/2009

Caught Between Acts

by kittylefish

At a Muggle theatrical performance, Lupin runs into the last person he would expect to find there.

50 Words,  Started 01/08/2011,  Completed 01/08/2011