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Stories Authors lilbitbord
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lilbitbord

Member Since 2006  |  6 Stories  |  Favorited by 18  |  44 Reviews Written  |  84 Review Responses

I'm in my thirties and a mother of one sone that lives near Ann Arbor Michigan. I didn't get hooked on Harry Potter until after my sister-in-law came over and brought the first two movies. After I decided to sit down and read all 6 books, it took me under 2 weeks to get through all 6 of them, I couldn't put them down.

I started reading fan fiction right after I finished book six. I started off by reading only SS/OFC, then I found a wonderful author who got me hooked on SS/HG, I thank her everyday. It wasn't until recently that I started reading other HG fictions.

I'm favorite stories involve Hermione Granger and Charlie Weasley, Bill Weasley, Remus Lupin, Lucius Malfoy or Draco Malfoy.


I several stories and drabbles posted on various sites.

I NO LONGER UPDATE ON THIS SITE. ALL MY STORIES INCLUDING THE COMPLETED FIC "TABLE ETIQUETTE" ARE AT THE GRANGER ENCHANTED OR AT ADULT FANFICTION. THANK YOU

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Humor Drama Romance Erotica Smut General Potions Under Duress 11,759 Words 4 Chapters WIP

Table Etiquette

by lilbitbord

43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 88 Favorites )

Hermione is thrown in the middle of her parents' vicious divorce. Can two very delectable wizards help her through it with some very special lessons? Hermione/Remus/Severus threesome. Written for the Hermione_smut exchange.

Disclaimer: NOT DH compliant. I own nothing. I'm not making any money off of this story. If I was, I wouldn't have a secondhand laptop to work with. :)

11,759 Words,  Started 12/14/2007,  Updated 01/03/2009

Erotica Smut Alternate Universe Malfoy Manor 1,564 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Fiery Passion

by lilbitbord

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )

He gave her one final warning, but she wouldn’t leave. Together they would find the passion they both sought.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

1,564 Words,  Started 01/25/2009,  Completed 01/25/2009

Humor Romance Erotica Smut General Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 2,327 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Surprise for Hermione

by lilbitbord

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

Hermione comes home from a long day at work. Her husband Charlie is waiting for her with a surprise he brought back from Romania. Complete, one shot. There is some light BDSM, and the characters are a little Non Canon.

2,327 Words,  Started 04/11/2007,  Completed 04/11/2007

Humor Romance Erotica Smut General Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 2,129 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Punishing Charlie Weasley

by lilbitbord

5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

The sequel to my “A Surprise for Hermione”, Hermione turns the tables on her husband, Charlie. Containd BDSM, endless teasing and a sexy Hermione. It helps to read the first story, but not necessary.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

2,129 Words,  Started 06/01/2007,  Completed 06/01/2007

Humor Romance Erotica Smut General Alternate Universe Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 2,549 Words 1 Chapter Complete

One Last Surprise

by lilbitbord

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

This is the third and final story to the “Surprise” trilogy. After moving to Romania, Charlie and Hermione continue to surprise each other in the bedroom, but what will happen when Hermione calls a truce?
Not DH compliant. Sequal to "A Surprise for Hermione" and "Punishing Charlie Weasley"

2,549 Words,  Started 08/10/2007,  Completed 08/10/2007

Romance Erotica Smut Shrieking Shack 2,681 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Dream

by lilbitbord

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Lily wants more creativity in the bedroom, but is afraid to tell her husband. Will a dream-lover help her seek out her ultimate fantasy. Written for the We Solemnly Swear Summer Challenge. Written in the first person.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters and I am not making any money off of this.

2,681 Words,  Started 09/25/2008,  Completed 09/25/2008

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