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The Great Hogwarts Broom Race
by MsTree
6.67/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )An anonymous donation of new brooms to the school comes with a condition. The school must hold a race! Who will win? Come along and find out. ***This story is set in the "Heaven or Hell" universe and takes place between Chapters 20 and 21.***
5,408 Words, Started 02/05/2012, Completed 02/05/2012
Rita-Good
10.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )When Rita Skeeter meets Severus Snape for dinner, it's business as usual. Set just before GoF.
6,411 Words, Started 02/05/2012, Completed 02/05/2012
Pressure Point
5.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Draco, Hermione and a lift. Stir until well blended.
786 Words, Started 09/05/2009, Completed 09/05/2009
Nineteen Days Later
by KingPig
5.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )In a world where liquor runs dry, where shirts and shoes are scarce, where danger and snow slowly envelope a once-thriving metropolis... One man and one woman stand alone in the midst of a ghastly invasion of the undead... Severus Snape. Hermione Granger.
And introducing Zombies, in an all new Kingpig production that. Will. Probably. Incite. Some emotion or other.
4,636 Words, Started 04/25/2009, Completed 04/25/2009
Hermione's New Career
by kbauman24601
4.83/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )This is my response to av_n7?s challenge, "You?re Going to be a WHAT?!?.
2,444 Words, Started 07/29/2006, Completed 07/29/2006
Not Everybody Can Wear Black
6.67/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )A completely different and somewhat irreverent look at the Third Task of the Triwizard Tournament. A joint venture with charmed3.
2,406 Words, Started 07/05/2006, Completed 07/05/2006
Splinter
by MystressXOXO
3.33/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Ron finds out why Hermione doesn't want to fly on a broom and opens his big mouth.
172 Words, Started 10/23/2009, Completed 10/23/2009
Trying New Things
by articcat621
9.2/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Hermione and Severus getting ready for the Ministry Celebration.
146 Words, Started 07/28/2014, Completed 07/28/2014
The Minister's New Robes
6.0/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Fudge's new robes make a BIG impression on the public. Written for theweirdsisterz LJ comm's November prompt: Write a fairytale HP style.
51 Words, Started 02/22/2010, Completed 02/22/2010
Shopping Blues
6.0/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Harry and Ron are suffering together...
186 Words, Started 02/21/2010, Completed 02/21/2010
Dear Diary
by sunny33
8.0/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Hermione walks in on Snape during a private moment.
676 Words, Started 04/10/2011, Completed 04/10/2011
The Stages of Affection
by Stefdarlin
9.8/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )A set of four flashfics following the courtship and romance of Filius and Pomona.
1,905 Words, Started 08/30/2008, Completed 10/10/2008
Draco's Problem
by Pennfana
6.0/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Draco has a problem. Crookshanks brings Hermione to help him out of it. Will he be willing to pay the price she asks for her aid?
1,633 Words, Started 07/08/2010, Completed 07/08/2010
Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge
by dracontia
5.8/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Umbridge is not a Death Eater. Really. This is what happens when you've been watching too much 'Keeping Up Appearances' while reading Potter_Place postings.
1,076 Words, Started 07/11/2007, Completed 07/11/2007
Remember
4.0/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Old friends meet again.
464 Words, Started 10/03/2009, Completed 10/03/2009
All in the Details
by SS Lupin
5.8/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Lucius encounters some difficulty while planning his son's wedding. Written in response to Potter_Place’s Dictionary Drabbles Fun Challenge for April 6. Many thanks to Southern_Witch_69 for beta-ing this.
598 Words, Started 04/08/2008, Completed 04/08/2008
Afternoon Tea
7.8/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Pomona Sprout and Irma Pince sit down and remember the old days.
228 Words, Started 05/04/2008, Completed 05/04/2008
What is that Sheep Wearing?
3.8/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Chocolate can do more than give you pimples, especially when it comes from Fred and George.
A/N Thanks to Kelley for her suggestions and coaching. This little drabble was part of Truth or Dare that we did on Friday, April 18th, while waiting for the post DH challenge results.
196 Words, Started 04/20/2008, Completed 04/20/2008
They Shoot Arses, Don't They?
3.8/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )It was just a simple nature hike to gather Potions ingredients; what's the worst that could happen? Written in response to the Pain in the Arse Challenge at the GrangerSnape100 LiveJournal, as a series of three one-hundred word vignettes.
454 Words, Started 09/25/2006, Completed 09/25/2006
Revenge is a Pain in the...
by DawnEB
4.0/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Draco wakes up after the End of Year party...
Although not sufficient to rate a Warning, there are hints that some might say imply drug abuse and slash. These are deliberate ambiguities.
1,906 Words, Started 01/11/2006, Completed 01/11/2006
The Education of the SPEW-Girl
6.0/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Winner of the first June 2010 LJ Dyno_drabbles, inspired by the phrase: “What the house-elf saw.”
526 Words, Started 07/09/2010, Completed 07/09/2010
Thirty Years Later: A New Evil Rises
7.8/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Revised:
It's the year 2027. 25 years have passed since the end of the Second War and the Final Fall of Lord Voldemort. Harry Potter had dedicated himself to the prevention of rising Dark Witches or Wizards. Because of his work, no other Dark Witch or Wizard has ever taken a foothold. A peace of sorts has come.
But now that peace has been shattered. Destroyed by the arrival of a Dark Witch that has hidden in the shadows and has emerged, determined to bring fear, terror and havoc in her wake. She will show the world what it truly means to be terrified.
13,588 Words, Started 01/25/2006, Updated 12/06/2006
Decorated Hearts
10.0/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )In which Draco has an eye for design, and Harry has an eye for Draco. Harry fumbles his way through a seduction of Draco, who claims he doesn't date. Can Harry change his mind?
13,858 Words, Started 09/29/2009, Completed 09/29/2009
Many Happy Returns
by Area52
5.8/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Snape's birthday rolls around, with some unexpected rewards...
4,928 Words, Started 01/08/2006, Completed 01/08/2006
Vagrant Vines: A Meme-Based Drabble
by dracontia
6.0/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Neville needs a plant-sitter. Mostly dialogue- an LJ meme gone a bit mad (explanation in the Author’s Note within.)
311 Words, Started 11/05/2014, Completed 11/05/2014