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Vampire!Hermione Fractured
by Amita
10.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )The second version shows more ignorance than that which has been mentioned, and it is more marvelous to tell – Herodotus
5,837 Words, Started 09/20/2015, Completed 10/03/2015
broccoli
by bellarossi
6.67/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Hermione has a migraine; Draco hates broccoli. DHr drabble.
194 Words, Started 01/20/2010, Completed 01/20/2010
Revenge of the Squid
5.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Don't mess with a lonely squid.
598 Words, Started 10/02/2011, Updated 10/02/2011
Desperate Measures
7.67/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Unrequited love... a desperate teen... a greasy git... How far will Ginny Weasley go to get the man of her dreams?
2,001 Words, Started 03/23/2007, Completed 03/23/2007
What's Cooking?
5.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Young Severus gets a Muggle cookbook as a birthday gift from his roommate. Find out why.
Written for the Muffliato! drabble challenge for Snape's birthday, 2017. Prompt: A Muggle cookbook of your choice.
105 Words, Started 01/15/2017, Completed 01/15/2017
It Was Love
4.83/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Lord Voldemort had his final revenge. After the Battle of Hogwarts, the Ministry of Magic notices that no Magical children have been conceived, let alone born. In an act of desperation, they pass the Marriage Edict only to realize their mistake, one day too late.
547 Words, Started 11/26/2009, Updated 11/26/2009
Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip
by dracontia
6.67/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Rose plays a clean game of Quidditch. Off the pitch, it’s another story. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses.’
3,169 Words, Started 11/15/2014, Completed 11/15/2014
Killer
by kittylefish
8.33/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Remus brings home an unwelcome surprise. This is a prequel to my story Flea-Bitten.
53 Words, Started 07/03/2010, Completed 07/03/2010
Ginny Weasley and the Yule Ball
by beaweasley2
6.5/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )This is Ginny's Christmas during her third year at Hogwarts and her experiences of the Yule Ball.
For all of us who have read the Goblet of Fire, we remember the Yule Ball and the days leading up to it from Harry's point of view. However, for Ginny Weasley there were ups and downs, brotherly interventions, discoveries, and of course all the preparations, excitement and anticipation of the big event as seen through her eyes.
27,653 Words, Started 01/11/2007, Completed 08/30/2007
Moon Over My Hammy
5.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Why is Remus seeing moons all over Hogwarts?
869 Words, Started 11/15/2009, Completed 11/15/2009
Lost in Translation
by peskipiksi
6.67/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Viktor tries to translate his best-selling Quidditch book - with amusing results.
577 Words, Started 11/19/2011, Completed 11/19/2011
A Night at the Green Turnip
by magalena
6.67/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )Hermione and Draco run into a problem. Severus and Lucius come to the rescue.
Written originally for a challenge at hpcon_envy by Aleysiasnape, the prompts were: drunk, in a room, and chocolate.
1,587 Words, Started 08/12/2009, Completed 08/12/2009
Exchange Drabbles 2011
by Pearle
6.67/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Two drabbles inspired by stores in this year's SSHG Exchange. See the notes after each drabble for details.
370 Words, Started 12/09/2011, Completed 12/09/2011
Not Quite Miraculous
5.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Spellotape has many excellent uses, but it doesn't fix everything.
330 Words, Started 12/11/2011, Completed 12/11/2011
Sweet and Sour
6.67/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Kneazle hair does not a happy Potions master make.
1,606 Words, Started 08/25/2016, Completed 08/25/2016
A Night To Remember
3.33/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )This would be a night they would always remember.
507 Words, Started 03/22/2009, Completed 03/22/2009
Love Is the Most Extraordinary Magic
10.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Mrs. Weasley realizes the extraordinary power of love. Written for Fred/Hermione month at the dyno_drabbles community on LJ.
312 Words, Started 07/06/2010, Completed 07/06/2010
A Change of Ingredients
8.33/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )"I think it gives it that little something extra, don't you?"
1,664 Words, Started 12/21/2011, Completed 12/21/2011
Not A Great Day
by Saltfish
4.17/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )A dark-humored ficlet about a truly horrible day. There is a character death but not SS or HG.
948 Words, Started 10/18/2006, Completed 10/18/2006
Wizards of the Caribbean
by Ravensblood
4.83/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )The search for Snape continues in this farcical parody. I recommend you read Double, Double, first. The girls are joined by Harry and Ron in this adventure on the High Seas! The bushy-headed barnacle is in search of her favorite 'ship, and not even danger of scurvy is going to stop her.
2,776 Words, Started 08/22/2009, Updated 08/22/2009
Nocturnal 'missions
by Alison
4.5/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Hagrid's little problems are always very profitable to Horace Slughorn. Is there anything the new potions master won't sell?
1,433 Words, Started 09/27/2006, Completed 09/27/2006
What I'll do for Love
by snapeophile
4.67/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Snarky Severus at Hermione?s baby shower. Response to "Snape Needs a Bath (Shower) challenge on GS100
245 Words, Started 09/26/2006, Completed 09/26/2006
Who Needs Books?
by cocoachristy
8.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Ho!Mione gets her man after an intense makeover. This is my take on the Ho!Mione Makeover Challenge issued at Potter_Place.
1,932 Words, Started 08/16/2005, Updated 08/16/2005
Loving Plague
1.67/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Oh, unrequited love. M for language, Character Death is only implied and inevitable.
1,382 Words, Started 08/02/2009, Completed 08/02/2009