This one came out of "Once more with feeling," the episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that had this happen to Sunnydale because of a locket cursed by a demon.It seemed like something a villan would come up with!

... Can you see him pouting? I could!Whenever Jack is having one of his more pouty moments, I think about the Malfoys.(Bounces up and down) I'm so glad you like!

Oh, but if you reverse it, can you see Johnny Depp dressed as Severus??? Mmmmm... Goth/Victorian Johnny Depp with magic.... I think I'd worship him as the new Dark Lord.Yes, poor Severus indeed. He will have no peace! None! ...maybe a little peace. When he submits to his fate and marries Hermione allready! I wasn't familiar with the song, but it's neat. HermioneDiggory's response: The song was from one of my late mum's oldie albums. I thought it kinda fit Severus' current situation. The poor dear can't get any peace or sanity in life or the hereafter, just his rotten luck!IDK if I can see Johnny as Severus... he's a bit too cute and baby-faced. But thinking of his cheeky craziness when he plays Captain Jack, I could, however, see him as an older version of Harry that would absolutely dance on Severus' last nerves!

Captain Jack also reminds me of pre-Azkzban Sirius. I know his name means "Dog Star" but really, anything that remotely sounds like 'Serious' is a misnomer for that one! Say what you like about his baby-faced-ness, if you've seen Johnny in Sweeney Todd, it'll change the way you think about the Deppster. So dark! And Bella's in it, too.She's Creepy, I tell you, in anything I've ever seen her in.

I'm not sure what you mean by sand.... Tia Dalma gives Jack a jar of dirt to keep him safe from Davy Jones, who cannot go on dry land. But if that's what you meant, then BRAVO!Since you made such a lovely effort and even got the movies they came from correct, I must award house points! Err... what house are you in? I can't see what color you're wearing from here...there's one more quote, though, mashed up as it may be to fit the context.Glad you love! I have to go write more.....

Woohooo! Glad you are writing more...Was the quote I missed ..."if you would be so kind as to explain it for those of us who have been living under a rock for the last twenty years?"(POTC3) or was it the talking stick? - I really must buy POTC no. three. I could see that Snape would find the talkins stick infinitely more appealing when in Miss Granger's company...She would be so frustrated if he held onto it! He he!Yes I thought that the jar of  "stuff" that they got from the witch to keep safe from Davy Jones was sand, not dirt, but I stand corrected.After many on-line quizzes giving me various results- I sort of jumped into a situation at work with out thinking to protect someone, and landed on the floor with the security guard. So meethinks Gryffindor.

No, that bit was all mine. My inner snark came out to play. :-DIt's that bit at the end:LORD BECKETT:"You're MAD!"(SEVERUS: You're all Mad!")JACK:"Well, that's good, 'cause if I wasn't,  then this'd never work."(MORDRED: Well, that's good, 'case if we weren't, then this'd never work.")And I don't know if it counts, becuse it's not the full quote, but I couldn't resist:Pintel: You're supposed to be dead! Jack Sparrow: Am I not?..... If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.(LUCIUS: Severus? You're supposed to be dead! SNAPE: Am I not? )But for your effort and the extra credit: Twenty points to Gryffindor! Cookies will be forthcoming when I've finished the play. And I'm not sending them anywhere, but I will host a cookie party if people will show!