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Hogwarts Castle Not Everybody Can Wear Black
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Not Everybody Can Wear Black

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Not Everybody Can Wear Black

HogwartsHoney

6 Reviews   |   6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Humor Parody Hogwarts Castle 2,406 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Cedric Diggory Harry Potter

A completely different and somewhat irreverent look at the Third Task of the Triwizard Tournament. A joint venture with charmed3.

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HogwartsHoney

Member Since 2006  |  23 Stories  |  Favorited by 37  |  147 Reviews Written  |  358 Review Responses

 

45 years old and hopelessly intrigued by the Potterverse and all that it contains. Really, I'm too old for this sh*t, but... here I am.

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http://hogwartshoney.livejournal.com
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0/10

sor_bet

Oh. My. F*ck.  AWESOME!!!!!  *recs*

Response from HogwartsHoney (Author of Not Everybody Can Wear Black)

ROTFLMAOOOOOOO.  We became progressively more silly with each sentence, as you can see! ;o)Happy you enjoyed it!  **hugs you**

10/10

SeverusLovesUs

This was just craaaaaazyy! Probably not a good thing to read after just finishing the Wizards and Champions story! You know I was hoping for something romantic and sexy—a kind of alternate scene where they do more than kiss—kind of like you did with the Yule Ball =)

Response from HogwartsHoney (Author of Not Everybody Can Wear Black)

*grins*

Nope. Sorry to disappoint, but this was the two of us being VERY strange one night and pinging silly ideas off each other! 

10/10

Chartreuse

*hands on hips*You girls are disgraceful, hear! I am utterly shocked, horrified and appalled at your treatment of this most touching scene in HP. Appalled, do you hear!!!!Now, whatever it was you were on when you came up with this bunny, wanna share some with me???   BTW I have a reading list of your stuff to get through but haven't been online too much cause of RL. Will do so, I haven't forgotten. Just try and slow down, will ya? You guys are waaaay too prolific.

Response from HogwartsHoney (Author of Not Everybody Can Wear Black)

We love you, Char !!!!! 

Actually, your 'first' part of the response is what we were most afraid of incurring, truly.  We hoped not to piss off the Potterverse!  It was all Nikki's fault, 'cause she was lying on my bed and spouting off silly things about the third task (for a fic I'm writing) which caused me to say 'ee's ripped my bloody shirt! It's a collector's item!' and we both chorused 'Where's my eBay?'  ... annnnnd .. that was that! Silliness ensued.

As for prolific writing ... they're mainly one-shots, so hopefully you won't have too much trouble! 

Response from Chartreuse (Reviewer)

The first thought that popped into my head was, it takes one to know one! I though you'd appreciate my weird brand of humourI hardly seem to be on websites these days but this story was crying out for a read! Need some silliness in my life, that's for sure! Nikki - notice how deftly HH blamed you when she was the one who said he 'ripped the shirt'???  Huh??

Response from HogwartsHoney (Author of Not Everybody Can Wear Black)

Well yes, but as Nikki pulls grey hairs out of my head at this VERY MOMENT, she insists that she encouraged James Potter to do the "will the two of you SHUT UPPPPP" bit, which is true !!!  So, it's still her fault! *snerk*

Nikki:  ... half ... 

10/10

severina

LOL!!!! I laughed my ass off. Harry and his mum talking about the ripped shirt? haha. that's one of the tensest scenes in HP and you made it funny. great work.

Response from HogwartsHoney (Author of Not Everybody Can Wear Black)

*grins*  Thanks - we appreciate you reading and reviewing!  We were actually worried that people would be scandalized by us making fun of such a serious event, but the plot bunny bit us HARD!!

Charmed's response: yeah... I was the one making James tell them to SHUT UP!

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

This was silly.... and great! LOL

Response from HogwartsHoney (Author of Not Everybody Can Wear Black)

Thanks, Sun. We appreciate your appreciation of our silliness!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Reviewer)

I appreciate that you appreciate my appreciation of silliness!

Response from HogwartsHoney (Author of Not Everybody Can Wear Black)

It would be silly of us not to appreciate your appreciativeness of our appreciation of your appreciative appreciation of our ... silliness!

Aaaaaaaaaaaand we believe enuff's been said on THAT one! ;o)  

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Reviewer)

Yeah, all this appreciation can start wearing on a girl!

0/10

charmed3

*snort* ‘He’s back I tell you, he’s back, and worst of all, he’s ripped my bloody shirt!’ - ah yes... the line that started it ool muffin!

'Oh, no, he didn’t!’

Response from HogwartsHoney (Author of Not Everybody Can Wear Black)

Indeed, muffin. That's the one that truly began our decline into abject silliness!

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